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Varius 03-17-2008 01:03 PM

Looking to acquire companies making at least 1M NET/year; 20M-40M budget!
 
There has been a definite increase in mergers and acquisitions lately (mostly by hahaha :winkwink: ), so for those of you considering selling your program/site/company, here is an offer for you:

- Company must earn at least $1M NET per year
- Preferred businesses: Adult sites/program, companies with little employees/staff

We are willing to offer 1.5x - 2x your current NET. The budget we have to play with is about $20M - $40M.

All serious, interested parties are welcome to contact:

Keith Bussey
ICQ: 520468
Skype: variuscr
Email: varius AT gmail.com

- or -

Michael Maher
ICQ: 551367
Email: mmaher AT skygr.com

After speaking (before getting into any details), we will need to sign a NDA to protect both parties and rest assured your information, stats, etc... will remain strictly confidential. We will then send you a one-page questionnaire to fill out and return to us for evaluation.

ninavain 03-17-2008 01:47 PM

wrong board, no money in porn

Jens Van Assterdam 03-17-2008 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninavain (Post 13931659)
wrong board, no money in porn

what he said :winkwink:

Phoenix 03-17-2008 01:55 PM

nice stuff man..good luck with it

DaddyHalbucks 03-17-2008 02:13 PM

Sounds promising.

quantum-x 03-17-2008 02:19 PM

Playboy makes 4.5M net :D :D

Varius 03-17-2008 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 13931845)
Playboy makes 4.5M net :D :D

Unfortunately I doubt they'd part with their empire for $7-9M :upsidedow

Lord Aga 03-17-2008 03:17 PM

And you think anyone else will for 1.5 x NET?

Varius 03-17-2008 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Aga (Post 13932103)
And you think anyone else will for 1.5 x NET?

There are quite a few programs not doing very well these days, as well as others who want to move on to new projects, etc...

The offer is out here, we're not forcing anyone to take it :)

gleem 03-17-2008 03:50 PM

1.5 x net? That's pretty cheap for a company doing a million net a year, guess there are retards out there though, good luck :)

Brad Mitchell 03-17-2008 04:04 PM

With how the business model is constantly changing 1.5x annual net is a gift to a lot of the sites and programs out there. Aside from the most top shelf of programs, most of you don't realize that most things sell for 6-12 months earnings.

Brad

Klen 03-17-2008 04:05 PM

You are toolate,hahaha already bought everything what he could

John. 03-17-2008 04:06 PM

I'd be posting on the European boards if I was in the aquiring game at the moment...

VicD 03-17-2008 04:08 PM

Online pornbizz is dying slowly, not a good investment...

TheAgent 03-17-2008 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius (Post 13931489)
There has been a definite increase in mergers and acquisitions lately (mostly by hahaha :winkwink: ), so for those of you considering selling your program/site/company, here is an offer for you:

- Company must earn at least $1M NET per year
- Preferred businesses: Adult sites/program, companies with little employees/staff

We are willing to offer 1.5x - 2x your current NET. The budget we have to play with is about $20M - $40M.

All serious, interested parties are welcome to contact:

Keith Bussey
ICQ: 520468
Skype: variuscr
Email: varius AT gmail.com

- or -

Michael Maher
ICQ: 551367
Email: mmaher AT skygr.com

After speaking (before getting into any details), we will need to sign a NDA to protect both parties and rest assured your information, stats, etc... will remain strictly confidential. We will then send you a one-page questionnaire to fill out and return to us for evaluation.

Conventional business owners don't sell the business based on net, premiums are paid based on gross. Asking price depending on industry is gross x premium (2 times, 3 times, 4 times...)

If you want my sandwich shops I am not going to sell it based on net I am going to sell it to you for 2-3 times of gross.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2008 05:59 PM

Oh c-mon shut up...
Only a small group make more than a million a year here.
Well not even a group lol, more like 5 to 6 people and only one of them posts on rare occasion.

The people on this board sometimes are sooo full of utter shit its unreal.

So take you and your ghetto processing big talk the fuck out of here for gods sakes. I am sure the questionaire portion is more apt to make spam sales...


Pahleeese...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2008 06:06 PM

Tell ya what if you are so huge and mighty I will make you an entire fucking program with 15 sites complete with membership areas FPA's, Banners, And affiliates scripts and content all under NATS 50K!

You do the processing.
Actually make that 100K I want a profit also.

So there ya go.
100K a full fucking program that is ALLLLLLL YOU!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2008 06:08 PM

PS: I can have it all done under 3-4 months turn around.

You go ahead and add a 2K to the price tag and I will have the most popular processors wired up to it as well with NATS or MPA either one you fucking choose!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2008 06:15 PM

I will tell you now, only reason I am writing like this is the fact that I want to scare you away. Tell who ever has all that money and take it somewhere else.

If he or She has no idea how this business works, does not have roots in it, just tell them to hand you the money or even half the money and forget about it just to consider themselves lucky they only lost half.

Because if they got no clue about the business thats exactly what they should do or they will lose every dime.

They want to dable in the biz pay some schmuck like me to make a basic program so they can learn to walk before they run.

slavdogg 03-17-2008 06:18 PM

Varius, Is looking for programs and sites making over $1m a year.

We will buy your sites that are making less than $1m a year.

this is not page jacking, just throwing more money into the pot :)

[email protected]

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2008 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 13932766)
Varius, Is looking for programs and sites making over $1m a year.

We will buy your sites that are making less than $1m a year.

this is not page jacking, just throwing more money into the pot :)

[email protected]

Want to buy the domain iAlien.com>?

15K:)

datatank 03-17-2008 06:33 PM

[QUOTE=AlienQ;13932727]Oh c-mon shut up...
Only a small group make more than a million a year here.
Well not even a group lol, more like 5 to 6 people and only one of them posts on rare occasion.

QUOTE]

Alien check this out
http://www.awempire.com/?referral_rs=awempire

Top Webmasters of Last Period (03/01 - 03/15)
livej $270,699

Affiliate #1 $242,327

Affiliate #2 $133,616

Affiliate #3 $80,016

Affiliate #4 $48,539

72611 $44,246

netpro11 $39,992

c720492 $35,448

Affiliate #5 $35,275

jasminelive $34,848


Thats just in two weeks to ONE program

ARS Bryan 03-17-2008 06:36 PM

lol money, money lol

Robbie 03-17-2008 06:44 PM

Fuck, sorry to see your business post get swamped by people who shouldn't be in it at all. Keith...perhaps one day Eric will let us in the real GFY forum so we can conduct business away from this kind of thing. Good luck to you brother, and I'm hoping to see you in Phoenix.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2008 06:51 PM

[QUOTE=datatank;13932807]
Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 13932727)
Oh c-mon shut up...
Only a small group make more than a million a year here.
Well not even a group lol, more like 5 to 6 people and only one of them posts on rare occasion.

QUOTE]

Alien check this out
http://www.awempire.com/?referral_rs=awempire

Top Webmasters of Last Period (03/01 - 03/15)
livej $270,699

Affiliate #1 $242,327

Affiliate #2 $133,616

Affiliate #3 $80,016

Affiliate #4 $48,539

72611 $44,246

netpro11 $39,992

c720492 $35,448

Affiliate #5 $35,275

jasminelive $34,848


Thats just in two weeks to ONE program

OK very good!
So now sell the program:):1orglaugh

They willing to sell?

slavdogg 03-17-2008 06:54 PM

Alien, last i saw u posting you were supposed to commit suicide.
what happened ? why are you still posting ?

Please make a world a better place by shooting yourself in the head.

If you cant find a gun, 1 can be provided for you.
if you dont have a rope to hang yourself, your local hardware store has it.
But lets not waste anyone's time, just jump off a 5+ story building.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2008 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 13932852)
Alien, last i saw u posting you were supposed to commit suicide.
what happened ? why are you still posting ?

Please make a world a better place by shooting yourself in the head.

Sorry am I making to much sense for you?:1orglaugh

Go shark out some more domains playa...

I am a fortune teller to:)

I bet you go the way of KRL sometime soon:)
Remember Men.com?

CDSmith 03-17-2008 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 13932844)

OK very good!
So now sell the program:):1orglaugh

They willing to sell?

He just owned you on your idiocy in this thread but you're too stupid to realize it.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2008 07:09 PM

[QUOTE=CDSmith;13932880]
Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 13932844)

He just owned you on your idiocy in this thread but you're too stupid to realize it.

Hows that? Explaine.

Linking an affiliate program that claims X amount of sales in the NET on the front page says it all?

Did I say AWE empire is a bad buy?

Why fuck me for putting a little fear into the minds that are thinking about muscling in 20M-40M in the business? Maybe you have lost track of what a fucking dollar is worth but it's alot of money you fucking moron.

Anyone with that much money really seriously seriously seriously seriously ought to fucken think it through.

Various with AWE? thats the first i heard if thats the case and in the case AWE is not a bunch of fucking newbs they got a foundation and been around awhile.

Wait hold on...
CD SMITH fuck off you are an idiot.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2008 07:14 PM

OH I get it, Alien is the asshole in this thread for telling investors ( if they would be so lucky enough to even read this shit ) they ought to consider putting in a little walk before they run excorcise...

I love rich wealthy dumb fucking people, it's my favorite!

Ya go nuts with the fucking money, blow it all because I will tell you right now if ya think you are a player rolling with lots of cash in the biz with no experience yer gonna lose every mutha fuckin dime.

At least do me the courtesy and put some of that Phat cash in my account since its up for grabs. Hell they may as well just flush the shit down a fucking toilet.

That bad man ALienq is an asshole for fucks sakes do not listen to him!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2008 07:18 PM

OH and be sure to buy a really over priced domain:) Thats the first perk of making it big in the biz!!!!

ROFLMAO!

For guys that bought Men.com, Sex.com and even Porn.com no one will even fucking remember you in less than 2 years...

Ya got hustled sorry you listened to chincy tweaker domain sellers when ya stepped in.

I am sorry you didnt read me sooner.
20 years in the biz experience here almost.
SO I am being quite honest:)

CDSmith 03-17-2008 07:19 PM

You really think a company with 40 mill to invest hasn't thought their gameplan through before posting and needs the likes of some idiot with a keyboard named "AlienQ" to set them straight?

Dude you are one self-deluded special three-sided tool bro.

Is there some med you're supposed to be taking?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2008 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13932929)
You really think a company with 40 mill to invest hasn't thought their gameplan through before posting and needs the likes of some idiot with a keyboard named "AlienQ" to set them straight?

Dude you are one self-deluded special three-sided tool bro.

Is there some med you're supposed to be taking?

Stop being a hypocrit.
Everyone knows you are a fucking idiot here. Need I go and explain it all to you again?
In one night?

You are a bottom feeder that echoe's what everyone already fucking knows.
In short you are the guy to pull the last number and finally go "Oh I get it!"...

SpeakEasy 03-17-2008 07:23 PM

here is a bump for you Varius:thumbsup Soprry that Idiot had to jump in and ruin your thread whe\n it doesnt even remotely involve him nor does he have a clue of anything involving this biz, and who makes what in it.

baddog 03-17-2008 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 13932905)
for telling investors ( if they would be so lucky enough to even read this shit )

Man, the idea that investors should be so lucky to have you giving them advice almost made me choke to death laughing.

I can barely see the keys due to the tears in my eyes.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2008 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13932940)
Man, the idea that investors should be so lucky to have you giving them advice almost made me choke to death laughing.

I can barely see the keys due to the tears in my eyes.

Like you are some sort of expert ya fucking over cranked out Harley rider.

Have I mentioned you got some of the dumbest fucking shit posted on these boards?
Go put some more speed in the crank shaft and make a run...

Better yet while you are on the way take more pictures with Industry chicks to look cool.:1orglaugh

CDSmith 03-17-2008 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 13932938)
Stop being a hypocrit.
Everyone knows you are a fucking idiot here....

Okay you've got to be looking into a mirror when you typed that.

Had to 'av.


I fail to see how it's any skin off your ass if someone sells their program to Varius's company.

Explain that or shut your hole.

slavdogg 03-17-2008 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 13932923)
I am sorry you didnt read me sooner.
20 years in the biz experience here almost.
SO I am being quite honest:)

Sucking cock for the last 20 years only qualifies you to talk about sucking cock.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2008 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeakEasy (Post 13932939)
here is a bump for you Varius:thumbsup Soprry that Idiot had to jump in and ruin your thread whe\n it doesnt even remotely involve him nor does he have a clue of anything involving this biz, and who makes what in it.

There it goes again, explaine why am I the bad guy for asking potential investors to really think it through and start small?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-17-2008 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 13932950)
Sucking cock for the last 20 years only qualifies you to talk about sucking cock.

Dude, you are a hustler and con artist with domains get the fuck out of here.


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