People at Heinz you suck!
 

why dont you hire a designer to fucking solve the problem of squeezing your ketchup off the bottle? Taking it off my fridge it sucks I cant eat pasta unless i use a wooden stick monkey style to let i trun all over my plate! I'm sure you should do something about it.

You put ketchup on pasta?!?

of course!

dont diss ketchup it has been good to me over the years

but on pasta wtf

just makaroni ( pasta ), ketchup of course.

Ketchup isnt bad, pay attention to a problem enlightened, bro.

monkey style :1orglaugh but its true :)

in some eastern europe countries catchup as good as pasta souses :2 cents:

100 years no talk, dude, you know the shit. But I can also add bits of cheese.
Anyhoo its about freaking bottle not my pasta.

KEEP IN FUCKING THREAD!

pasta and heinz?

seriously

What exactly is the problem? That you sometimes have a watery mess? Always shake the bottle.. That you get some on the lid when you squeeze it out? When it hardens up just pull it off. Or wipe it off with a bit of paper towel or somethin.

Have some cousins who put ketchup on pasta too. Never quite understood it, but dont knock it. And then there's the steak snobs who feel you should be killed if you dip a piece of cow into ketchup before you eat it.

word :1orglaugh

http://www.nfc.co.il/UploadImages/NF...0910015107.jpg

wtf are you talking about?

I always make the first squeeze of ketchup and mustard into my sink. If there's gunk on it, wipe it off. It's not rocket surgery.

you aint american if you dont use ketchup. But its not about it. Its about why dont they do a wider bottle neck?

wtf, you people dont use ketchup on your pasta? i use it all the time...

first of all thats crap

second - get the plastic Heinz bottle problem solved

Well, its actually very close to reality as i saw they shove ketchup in every meal.
Plastic is for losers.

Just deliver your product in a glass can so i could easily use a spoon to reach it.

Ketchup on pasta thats trailer trash shit

its better then any american fast food.... but, read the problem. its about a bottle.

Used to come in glass bottles with metal caps. I'd rather not go back to rusty metal caps encrusted with a pound of goo.

Anticipation commercial was classic though.

Wait a minute... you are complaining because the glass bottle is hard to get product out of? Use plastic. Problem solved. Everybody else does.

i am addicted to Heinz Ketchup Kick'rs hot & spicy. it has tabasco in it

Complain to Platinumbucks.com about this issue
someone over there is dating a cousins brother who is sisters daughter second cousin of brother of heinz !

If you're going to have macaroni put some cheese on that shit save the ketchup for fries or a burger or something.

Go to the store and tell them "It's gotta be KD" they will either know what your saying or will look at you like a retard. either way it's win win.

I especially hate when the bottle makes a fart noise when you squeeze it when it's almost empty... not ok!

Blame it on the dogs ketchup bottle :thumbsup

fart noise sounds like snatch noise bits :)

Okay , i think its too much hate in here i didnt mean it.
We all know plastic packs arent any good.
So using glass bottles is kinda ok, but its tough to get a prouct out.

All i complain about why they cant do a jam like wide neck bottles so i can
easily show my work or spoon in it? Cus you cant even squeeze your fork into
a bottle of Heinz.

That's actually a really good idea. Like a mayonaise jar of ketchup.

and I have to ask, have you ever had your pasta with a hearty marinara sauce with maybe some peppers or mushrooms in it, and some freshly grated parmesan cheese??

You'll never go back to ketchup :thumbsup

http://www.heinz.com/images/hnz_ff_ketchup.jpg

Talking to this?

Then suggest that to them.. :pimp

Well, buy a mason jar at the store.. buy ketchup, saw the top of the ketchup bottle off, and put it in the mason jar.

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im not demanding in food. and tried a lot of those u mentioned. but amigo having two little kids it aint easy to BUILD a fucking hamburger, why the fuck everyone is concenrtated on MY kethchup in MY plate, just fucking concentrate on HEINZ bad ass bottle design improvement.

THank you.

I rely on you, my MAINSTREAM fellaw :)

okay, so its my fault again they cant release a suitable product?

KOOL.


But oroginal thinking of yours delivers, bro.

I will defend your adding a very small amount of ketchup to boxed mac n cheese. Like about a teaspoon mixed into a bowls worth, adds just a touch of tomato taste. Small amount of BBQ sauce works as well.

Now poster as everyone else has pretty much suggested they have improved the bottle with plastic squeeze bottles. If they are not available in your area, I am sure you have maybe seen the red squeeze bottles at places that have ketchup in them (usually a yellow one for mustard), or you can get a clear one or as suggested a small jar. You can then pour your ketchup into such bottles or if you look around they do have canned ketchup available. You just use can opener and pop the lid, then pour it off into a resealable container.

Wtf are you talking about? Man the designers on this forum are all bonkers.

I read what you said about 15x and all I can figure is whatever small european town you are from has yet to start selling HEINZ IN A SQUEEZE BOTTLE .

Ketchup is nice, but you can get to the stage where you put it on everything and thus lose the taste of real food, which can be a shame. I remember always putting it on my steaks and thus steak became simply 1 type, the type with ketchup on.

Its a bit of a food drug haha.

You read it all but missed that fact that i noticed, PLASTIC is bad, I do not eat food that comes from PLASTIC.