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JoblessJohn 07-10-2008 05:39 AM

Looking for a job
 
Hello GFY. I have a lot of spare time, so I decided that I?d try my luck here. I?m not really desperate as I have some money coming in from different sources, but I?d like to make more with my time. I will consider all fair offers and reply to them, even if uninterested in the proposition. Obviously, your privacy is guaranteed.

I hate resumes, so I?ll just post here who I am and what I do.

I?m 26 years old and have extensive experience on the Internet and about 2 years specifically in adult. I know my way around the net, where to find what I need, who to contact, and what to do. I have some SEO experience with proven results (can provide examples if you want) but above all things, I am a great team leader. I can handle designers and programmers to complete tasks in time and send status reports up above. My communication skills with customers and coworkers are excellent.

I?m familiar with everything related to our business in all flavors of Windows and know some Linux (enough to do basic tasks on servers).

My data analysis skills are good, meaning that I can read, interpret and create charts, graphs, statistics, etc.

I read, speak, and write flawlessly in English and Spanish and do well interpreting text in romance languages such as Portuguese and Italian.

My eyes have good taste in judging designs and I can build great websites if I have designers at my disposal. I do a good job at organizing the information that needs to be displayed so that it is neatly presented to the viewer while making sure that the message gets across.

I have some previous experience in smaller affiliate programs as team leader and affiliate manager. I can provide references and samples of my work on request from serious offers. I?ve also selected and hired personnel for different areas.

I have some college completed, don?t do drugs, never been in jail, I don?t lie or steal and have very high moral and ethics standards. Yes, I am aware this is the porn industry.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me?

Please send me an email to [email protected] or leave your contact information here and I will send you an email.

Due to several factors I am unable to relocate at this time, so I can only take offers for remote positions.

The Duck 07-10-2008 05:47 AM

Bump for ya, if you work really cheap I can hire you.

blademaster16 07-10-2008 05:49 AM

good luck mate

tiptop 07-10-2008 05:52 AM

good luck dude

Walrus 07-10-2008 05:57 AM

Hard times. . .

Klen 07-10-2008 05:59 AM

Lol at nick.Does that mean you will change your nick when you get job ?

tranza 07-10-2008 06:04 AM

Good luck! :)

tahiti 07-10-2008 06:24 AM

good luck to you man!

JoblessJohn 07-10-2008 07:11 AM

Thanks!

Also, thanks for the emails sent. I will start replying to them in a couple of hours.

Juicy D. Links 07-10-2008 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoblessJohn (Post 14443993)
don?t do drugs, never been in jail, I don?t lie or steal and have very high moral and ethics standards



:(:(:( these are REQUIRED in order to work in Adult

JoblessJohn 07-10-2008 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14444361)
:(:(:( these are REQUIRED in order to work in Adult

I know it seems to be the standard, yes... :P

blademaster16 07-10-2008 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14444361)
:(:(:( these are REQUIRED in order to work in Adult

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Octopus 07-10-2008 07:39 AM

good luck !!!

raven1083 07-10-2008 07:42 AM

good luck to you!

Juicy D. Links 07-10-2008 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoblessJohn (Post 14444367)
I know it seems to be the standard, yes... :P


go get some drugs and then update resume

DatingGameExpert 07-10-2008 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14444361)
:(:(:( these are REQUIRED in order to work in Adult

AHAHAHAHA. Juicy you are almost as good as me.

JoblessJohn 07-10-2008 09:32 AM

Keep those emails coming in! I'm lovin' some of these offers. Don't be afraid, I'm not expensive because I usually save the money I'd use in drugs. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 07-10-2008 09:50 AM

Change this :

I have some college completed, don’t do drugs, never been in jail, I don’t lie or steal and have very high moral and ethics standards. Yes, I am aware this is the porn industry.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me?


To this:


I am illiterate but can party hard, I love drugs,been in jail just 3x, I have no moral and ethics standards.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me? Did I mention i can cut a mean line of yay?

seeric 07-10-2008 09:53 AM

welcome to the zoo

nikki99 07-10-2008 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14444361)
:(:(:( these are REQUIRED in order to work in Adult

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-10-2008 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14444835)
[SIZE="6"]I am illiterate but can party hard, I love drugs,been in jail just 3x, I have no moral and ethics standards.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me? Did I mention i can cut a mean line of yay?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If he had those qualifications he wouldn't be looking for a job, because he would be an Affiliate Manager... :winkwink:

P.S. Good luck JJ.

ADG

CyberAgeGary 07-10-2008 11:04 AM

Where are you located John?

JoblessJohn 07-10-2008 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAgeGary (Post 14445116)
Where are you located John?

Gary, I'm in South America for the time being.


I've replied to all the emails I've gotten so far and would like to get more.

I have a mainstream job interview tomorrow and don't really want to do it because it might be boring. If the money's good, I'll have to take it, but I'd rather stay in adult which is why I'm posting here.

JoblessJohn 07-10-2008 01:11 PM

Bump for the afternoon crowd.

Juicy D. Links 07-10-2008 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoblessJohn (Post 14445533)
Bump for the afternoon crowd.

u change the resume? as per my suggestions?


Change this :

I have some college completed, don?t do drugs, never been in jail, I don?t lie or steal and have very high moral and ethics standards. Yes, I am aware this is the porn industry.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me?


To this:


I am illiterate but can party hard, I love drugs,been in jail just 3x, I have no moral and ethics standards.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me? Did I mention i can cut a mean line of yay?

JoblessJohn 07-10-2008 01:44 PM

Sorry, can't edit after 3 mins. :P

Was this a part of Rochard's legacy?

Gillespie 07-10-2008 04:23 PM

Good luck!

SifuE 07-10-2008 04:24 PM

good luck bump!

GrouchyAdmin 07-10-2008 04:24 PM

Oddly, I never broke any of those listed, either, until I "made it" in adult. :Oh crap :Oh crap

JoblessJohn 07-10-2008 05:17 PM

Thanks for the bumps and the positive vibe.

Anyway, so far some of these offers seemed interesting but didn't quite work out, so I'm back where I started. Still waiting to get some more emails.

You can also contact me via ICQ: 396379738

DatingGameExpert 07-10-2008 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14445595)
u change the resume? as per my suggestions?


Change this :

I have some college completed, don?t do drugs, never been in jail, I don?t lie or steal and have very high moral and ethics standards. Yes, I am aware this is the porn industry.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me?


To this:


I am illiterate but can party hard, I love drugs,been in jail just 3x, I have no moral and ethics standards.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me? Did I mention i can cut a mean line of yay?

Maybe he will change it if you post that for a 3rd time?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-10-2008 05:39 PM

Hired!












If you check out and we come to terms on numbers..... [email protected]

JoblessJohn 07-10-2008 05:57 PM

Jon, I've sent you an email.

_Rush_ 07-10-2008 07:09 PM

Bump for John!

bloggingseo 07-10-2008 07:37 PM

Good luck! MOST people on here (not all though, there are a few pearls out there that pay well) only want to pay third world country wages and not wages that even equal to a few days of minimum wage here in the USA for a 40 hr week. Trust me! Maybe you'll get lucky! If you live in the Phillipines where a 100 USD makes you live the good life, then GFY is the place for you!

JoblessJohn 07-10-2008 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloggingseo (Post 14446760)
Good luck! MOST people on here (not all though, there are a few pearls out there that pay well) only want to pay third world country wages and not wages that even equal to a few days of minimum wage here in the USA for a 40 hr week. Trust me! Maybe you'll get lucky! If you live in the Phillipines where a 100 USD makes you live the good life, then GFY is the place for you!

This is obviously the kind of work I am not looking for. I have a realistic vision of what I'm worth and will not take anything less.

st0ned 07-10-2008 07:44 PM

Good luck! If you are still available feel free to hit me up, maybe we can work something out. fizuct/at/gmail.com

MediaGuy 07-10-2008 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoblessJohn (Post 14443993)
Hello GFY. I have a lot of spare time, so I decided that I?d try my luck here. I?m not really desperate as I have some money coming in from different sources, but I?d like to make more with my time. I will consider all fair offers and reply to them, even if uninterested in the proposition. Obviously, your privacy is guaranteed.

I hate resumes, so I?ll just post here who I am and what I do.

I?m 26 years old and have extensive experience on the Internet and about 2 years specifically in adult. I know my way around the net, where to find what I need, who to contact, and what to do. I have some SEO experience with proven results (can provide examples if you want) but above all things, I am a great team leader. I can handle designers and programmers to complete tasks in time and send status reports up above. My communication skills with customers and coworkers are excellent.

I?m familiar with everything related to our business in all flavors of Windows and know some Linux (enough to do basic tasks on servers).

My data analysis skills are good, meaning that I can read, interpret and create charts, graphs, statistics, etc.

I read, speak, and write flawlessly in English and Spanish and do well interpreting text in romance languages such as Portuguese and Italian.

My eyes have good taste in judging designs and I can build great websites if I have designers at my disposal. I do a good job at organizing the information that needs to be displayed so that it is neatly presented to the viewer while making sure that the message gets across.

I have some previous experience in smaller affiliate programs as team leader and affiliate manager. I can provide references and samples of my work on request from serious offers. I?ve also selected and hired personnel for different areas.

I have some college completed, don?t do drugs, never been in jail, I don?t lie or steal and have very high moral and ethics standards. Yes, I am aware this is the porn industry.
As you can see, I am well suited for different positions. Do you have any openings for me?

Please send me an email to [email protected] or leave your contact information here and I will send you an email.

Due to several factors I am unable to relocate at this time, so I can only take offers for remote positions.


...is your penis photogenic?

JoblessJohn 07-10-2008 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 14446793)
...is your penis photogenic?

Sorry, not looking to stunt cock. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JoblessJohn 07-11-2008 05:54 AM

Morning caffeine bump.


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