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Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 08:34 PM

Goodbye Capitalism
 
Good riddance. :glugglug

Porn Farmer 05-07-2009 08:45 PM

http://www.amateurcleavage.com/gfy/12dicks.gif

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Barefootsies 05-07-2009 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Farmer (Post 15832237)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BFT3K 05-07-2009 08:48 PM

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

hypedough 05-07-2009 09:00 PM

LOL nice sig.

12clicks 05-07-2009 09:04 PM

When your welfare checks run out, will they turn off your Internet conectivity?

2012 05-07-2009 09:06 PM

seeya on the laterrrrz


Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15832276)
When your welfare checks run out, will they turn off your Internet conectivity?

Welfare checks running out?

WTF???

Ummm, perhaps you didn't notice but our new President is a brutha.

Gubment cheese has been upgraded to cheddar.

Why not American cheese you ask? Because he (and we) all hate America. :1orglaugh

GrouchyAdmin 05-07-2009 09:14 PM

Sweet lord I love your sig.

12clicks 05-07-2009 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15832293)
Welfare checks running out?

WTF???

Ummm, perhaps you didn't notice but our new President is a brutha.

Gubment cheese has been upgraded to cheddar.

Why not American cheese you ask? Because he (and we) all hate America. :1orglaugh

And your betters.

Hey, while you're trying to hide your bitterness at amounting to nothing, keep in mind that I recognize exactly what you are and every time I think of it, I laugh.
:1orglaugh

mozadek 05-07-2009 09:21 PM

Thank you Obama.

http://blog.groundswellcollective.co...rm-prosper.gif

BFT3K 05-07-2009 09:24 PM

Once the space insects arrive, none of these silly arguments will mean anything.

2012 05-07-2009 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek (Post 15832324)

did you think a "President" was going to help you? Why do you guys have it so wrong ... :(

GrouchyAdmin 05-07-2009 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 15832333)
Once the space insects arrive, none of these silly arguments will mean anything.

http://www.imagearmy.com/graphic/ima...B_4A03B464.jpg

Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15832310)
And your betters.

Hey, while you're trying to hide your bitterness at amounting to nothing, keep in mind that I recognize exactly what you are and every time I think of it, I laugh.
:1orglaugh

Just knowing that you take time out of your day to think of me gives me a throbbing erection.

the.drunk 05-07-2009 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15832310)
And your betters.

Hey, while you're trying to hide your bitterness at amounting to nothing, keep in mind that I recognize exactly what you are and every time I think of it, I laugh.
:1orglaugh

you tell em :thumbsup

Fat Panda 05-07-2009 09:39 PM

USA = Capitalism

If you have ever thought that you are a complete fucking idiot!

Mr Pheer 05-07-2009 09:46 PM

this is fuckin funny

xxxdesign-net 05-07-2009 09:46 PM

welcome what? lol

MetaMan 05-07-2009 09:48 PM

Lenny2 is a faggot

The Demon 05-07-2009 09:55 PM

Wow, I used to think Snake Doctor was a moron. Thanks for the confirmation SD. Dumbass.

Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 10:01 PM

BTW, I just made this thread because I saw this headline on the TV that was playing fox news while I was at the gym today.

Headline was "Goodbye Capitalism?"

And then Dick Morris was on, and I don't know what they were talking about because the captions weren't on and I was listening to my ipod, but the marquee at the bottom said things like

"Morris: Under Obama, CO's will no longer operate in the interest of their shareholders or employees"

"Morris: Under Obama, companies will be run by bureaucrats in Washington"

and I'm thinking WTF?
Obama's been in office like 4 months now, he hasn't even gotten started yet. If they're crying socialism over the stuff that's happening now, what the hell are they going to say when health care reform passes? or card check? or anything else?

Poor bastards must just be out of ideas. They've been trying to play the socialist card since October, and it still hasn't even nicked Obama. Republicans may be going the way of the Whigs. :2 cents:

The Demon 05-07-2009 10:03 PM

Except universal health care will never pass here, so sorry to burst your bubble. I bet you also think we're going to do away with the dollar and use gold as currency.

Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 15832410)
Wow, I used to think Snake Doctor was a moron. Thanks for the confirmation SD. Dumbass.

Thanks for the confirmation that you don't understand irony, sarcasm, or parody.

mikeyddddd 05-07-2009 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15832218)


The Demon 05-07-2009 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15832437)
Thanks for the confirmation that you don't understand irony, sarcasm, or parody.

Calling you a moron somehow implies that I don't understand irony, sarcasm, and parody? Either you're full of shit(check), or you're a magical wizard that seems to draw a correlation between completely unrelated things.

Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 15832431)
Except universal health care will never pass here, so sorry to burst your bubble. I bet you also think we're going to do away with the dollar and use gold as currency.

Wow, I bet you think aliens are going to come here and eat our brains.

WTF???

I say we'll pass health care so you just assume I must think that we're getting rid of the dollar? WTF are you smoking dipshit? What does one thing have to do with another and why must you make assumptions about what I think?


Health care will pass, by Oct 15. Bet on it.

Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 15832444)
Calling you a moron somehow implies that I don't understand irony, sarcasm, and parody? Either you're full of shit(check), or you're a magical wizard that seems to draw a correlation between completely unrelated things.

You mean unrelated things like health care reform and getting rid of the dollar in favor of gold? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Jesus, you fuckers make this too easy.

The Demon 05-07-2009 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15832445)
Wow, I bet you think aliens are going to come here and eat our brains.

WTF???

I say we'll pass health care so you just assume I must think that we're getting rid of the dollar? WTF are you smoking dipshit? What does one thing have to do with another and why must you make assumptions about what I think?


Health care will pass, by Oct 15. Bet on it.


See I know you have trouble following along so I'll dumb it down for you. The arguments I have heard for A(universal healthcare), are the same arguments I hear for B(no more dollar). As in the arguments are usually related. They're brought up either by conspiracy theorists, or left wing nuts.

2012 05-07-2009 10:10 PM


Snake Doctor 05-07-2009 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 15832448)
See I know you have trouble following along so I'll dumb it down for you. The arguments I have heard for A(universal healthcare), are the same arguments I hear for B(no more dollar). As in the arguments are usually related. They're brought up either by conspiracy theorists, or left wing nuts.

Ok well put down the crack pipe and listen.

Health care reform with universal access and a public plan that private insurers will have to compete with will pass the house and senate by Oct 15. You can bet on it.

I have never said anything about replacing the dollar with gold or anything else, nor have I read or heard anything about this from any credible news organization.

Obviously I don't have the secret conservative decoder ring that explains how health care reform and getting rid of the dollar are related and are strictly the purview of conspiracy theorists.

The Demon 05-07-2009 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15832457)
Ok well put down the crack pipe and listen.

Health care reform with universal access and a public plan that private insurers will have to compete with will pass the house and senate by Oct 15. You can bet on it.

Unfortunately I don't bet on anything stated by a man who goes beyond his realm and intellectual capacity.

If you're right, which you won't be, you can BET on that coming from a fiscal conservative, then I'll concede. Otherwise keep dreaming.

BFT3K 05-07-2009 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 15832442)

Whoooah, Mikey's poppin out heads now!

Reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago...

A housewife was mixing up some brownie mix, when she accidentally spilled a box of buckshot into the bowl. It was too tough to pick it all out, so just just went ahead and baked the brownies anyway.

After dinner she served the brownies and everything seemed to go well. A few hours later however, her husband ran out of the bathroom and told his wife something was very wrong. He told her he was taking a piss, and for some reason buckshot came out. His wife laughed, and told him about the brownie mix up, and that it was okay.

A few hours later the husband and wife were in bed, when little Mikey comes running in the room all upset. Mom and Dad were certain they knew what the problem was, and Dad said "Yeah yeah we know, you were taking a piss and BBs were coming out.

Still very upset Mikey exclaimed "No no, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

mikeyddddd 05-07-2009 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 15832470)
Whoooah, Mikey's poppin out heads now!

Reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago...

A housewife was mixing up some brownie mix, when she accidentally spilled a box of buckshot into the bowl. It was too tough to pick it all out, so just just went ahead and baked the brownies anyway.

After dinner she served the brownies and everything seemed to go well. A few hours later however, her husband ran out of the bathroom and told his wife something was very wrong. He told her he was taking a piss, and for some reason buckshot came out. His wife laughed, and told him about the brownie mix up, and that it was okay.

A few hours later the husband and wife were in bed, when little Mikey comes running in the room all upset. Mom and Dad were certain they knew what the problem was, and Dad said "Yeah yeah we know, you were taking a piss and BBs were coming out.

Still very upset Mikey exclaimed "No no, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"


BFT3K 05-07-2009 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 15832475)

:1orglaugh You're too fast for me Mikey. I don't have a joke for that one yet. :1orglaugh

2012 05-07-2009 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15832218)
Good riddance. :glugglug

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HY7wuV_C1oI

BFT3K 05-07-2009 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15832507)

Nice flashback song fartfly. Totally random of course, as it has nothing to do with anything that is getting discussed here, but still a cool song.

Here it is for those who are too lazy to click the link...


2012 05-07-2009 10:57 PM

yeah I like that one

StuartD 05-08-2009 12:07 AM


GatorB 05-08-2009 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 15832276)
When your welfare checks run out, will they turn off your Internet conectivity?

When you run out of goats to fuck( because they died of goat AIDS ) how will you get laid?


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