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DWB 08-30-2009 09:15 AM

I shot a dog last night - Animal lovers, do not read this thread.
 
The street I live on in Thailand is LITTERED with street dogs. In fact, all of Thailand has them, but my street is pretty bad. Nasty dogs that will give you rabies if they bite you. They chase you every time you leave or come into the street. Their assholes hanging out, red, swollen, tits dragging on the ground, dogs dragging their itchy asses on the pavement... real fucked up dogs. The kind you want NOTHING to do with.

The locals like to "keep" them, but they don't take care of them. They throw out scraps for them to eat and then beat them with sticks from time to time for no reason at all.

Before I kill one, I tell the locals about the dog in question, the one that tried to bite me, and warm them that if he does it again, I will kill it. At first they didn't listen to me, so I killed a couple with machetes and put their heads on the fence posts so all the locals could see them when they woke up at sunrise. After that, I have not had to kill many dogs until last night.

One of the locals got this big fucking monster of a dog and it has been chasing me on my bike daily. It's chasing everyone, trying to bite them. It bit a little kid in the face (local kid) and this poor kid is ruined for life now. The locals did nothing. I went down with my machete and hit that fucking thing in the head, and it didn't die!!! Blood everywhere, but days later, it's STILL chasing people!!!! It's like a zombie dog.

So, last night after it tried again to bite me as I drove by, I borrowed the neighbors 9mm, walked down the street and shot that fucker 5 times. It took 3 to put him down!!! Then I drug this monster to my place, cut his head off, and took the head back to the persons house who was feeding it, and sat it on their porch.

Today I went out and had to pass what is usually a army of dogs. There was not a dog in sight and all of the locals were mad eye balling me as I drove by. I'm curious to see how long they will keep the dogs in line this time.

bufferover 08-30-2009 09:17 AM

Well that sucks

L-Pink 08-30-2009 09:18 AM

Thanks for posting.


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DWB 08-30-2009 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by dimitar (Post 16254319)
Well that sucks

Well, Michael Vick was nowhere to be found, so I have to take matters into my own hands sometimes.

Porn Grounds 08-30-2009 09:21 AM

Did you eat it?

SmokenCess 08-30-2009 09:21 AM

Your life sucks man. Sounds like you live in the fucking slums.

DWB 08-30-2009 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Porn Grounds (Post 16254326)
Did you eat it?

No, but I've eaten dog before in North East Thailand and in Vietnam. It's quite good. Try it if you get the chance.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokenCess (Post 16254328)
Sounds like you live in the fucking slums.

Sounds like you have never been to Thailand. :2 cents:

DWB 08-30-2009 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Porn Grounds (Post 16254326)
Did you eat it?

Check this pic out! :thumbsup

It looks bad, but you would be shocked at how delicious it is. You just can't think of them as pets. If you eat cow, chicken, beef, kangaroo, and God knows what else, why not a dog?

CyberHustler 08-30-2009 09:29 AM

Pics...?

Oracle Porn 08-30-2009 09:35 AM

pics or it never happened.

DWB 08-30-2009 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 16254365)
pics or it never happened.

Ha! OK, I will take pics of the next one I have to kill. It's not a pretty site, I will warn you now.

who 08-30-2009 09:39 AM

http://www.big-dog-clothing.com/wp-c...ador-puppy.jpg

Davy 08-30-2009 09:43 AM

Fun times.

Pics Traffic 08-30-2009 09:43 AM

You shouldn't do drugs.

Porn Grounds 08-30-2009 09:45 AM

I would assume it would taste like chicken? haha

I know when I have eaten rabbit and snake they both tasted like chicken. Just a bit gamy

DWB 08-30-2009 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MOCKBA (Post 16254380)
You shouldn't do drugs.

So you would let a street dog keep biting little kids in the face? :thumbsup

Moses G 08-30-2009 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16254316)
I killed a couple with machetes and put their heads on the fence posts so all the locals could see them when they woke up at sunrise. After that, I have not had to kill many dogs until last night.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Pics Traffic 08-30-2009 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16254415)
So you would let a street dog keep biting little kids in the face? :thumbsup

You still shouldn't do drugs. Killing dogs is OK.

bronco67 08-30-2009 10:16 AM

They should make a movie about this shit....

I don't even know if this is true, or some BS you made up, but even as a dog lover myself, I agree with what you did -- except for the head on a stick thing. I mean seriously, what the fuck?

pornocruto 08-30-2009 10:16 AM

Some pretty bad fucker street dogs in Russia too.

PornAddict 08-30-2009 10:21 AM

It's a shame that the dogs had to be killed, but if they're rabid and attacking people... then there's not many alternatives. No one wants to see children killed by wild animals. Your method of killing is pretty brutal though. Chopping off their heads is a pretty savage thing to do.

Next time, chop of the head of the biggest dog and wear his head as a mask and run around and scare the locals. Do this at night. Who knows... you may become the equivalent of Batman. Every town needs a vigilante.

- PornAddict

Porn Grounds 08-30-2009 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornAddict (Post 16254470)

Next time, chop of the head of the biggest dog and wear his head as a mask and run around and scare the locals. Do this at night. Who knows... you may become the equivalent of Batman. Every town needs a vigilante.

- PornAddict

:thumbsup

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/ne.../9438/9438.jpg

Jman 08-30-2009 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16254415)
So you would let a street dog keep biting little kids in the face? :thumbsup

A dog that bites out of aggresiveness and not out of defense should be put down as he will bite again and again and again.
r
As much as I am an animal lover, out of control stray dogs are dangerous.

brand0n 08-30-2009 10:48 AM

i have no issue with this what so ever.

SilentKnight 08-30-2009 11:12 AM

http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/blo...-and-timmy.jpg

DWB 08-30-2009 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornAddict (Post 16254470)

Next time, chop of the head of the biggest dog and wear his head as a mask and run around and scare the locals. Do this at night. Who knows... you may become the equivalent of Batman. Every town needs a vigilante.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh They already think I'm crazy. That would be over the top, bah shit crazy. :thumbsup I could also eat its heart to possess it's power.

I will add, I've called the police many, many times to do something about this. They do not help. I've even called some local animal groups, but there are just too many wild dogs in the area to get them all. It's not like I just run around looking for dogs to kill. I would never kill one unless I had to because it was trying to harm me or others.

Regarding the brutality of cutting of their heads... they are dead. Dead is dead. I do this to show the local Thai people to keep those dogs out of my way or they will end up on their fence.

CaptainHowdy 08-30-2009 11:21 AM

Waiting for the pics...

BlackCrayon 08-30-2009 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokenCess (Post 16254328)
Your life sucks man. Sounds like you live in the fucking slums.

thailand is one huge slum. i don't know why anyone would want to live there besides pedophiles and those running from the law.

brassmonkey 08-30-2009 11:34 AM

man sounds like you trying to have a unstable place to live u might want to get a gat 9mm

DWB 08-30-2009 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16254680)
thailand is one huge slum. i don't know why anyone would want to live there besides pedophiles and those running from the law.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yea, sounds like you know all about the place then.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-30-2009 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 16254538)
A dog that bites out of aggresiveness and not out of defense should be put down as he will bite again and again and again.
r
As much as I am an animal lover, out of control stray dogs are dangerous.

I agree with Jean here....

Good job DWB, now we need pics of hot Thai trannies.

BlackCrayon 08-30-2009 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16254722)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yea, sounds like you know all about the place then.

sounds like hell from what you post and other stuff i've read.

ro8in 08-30-2009 12:06 PM

Business must not be going so well.. that you had to move to the slums..

dig420 08-30-2009 12:10 PM

You remind me of Jim the Fiend, except that Jim was funny. And orginal. And intelligent.

Other than that, you're just like him.

dig420 08-30-2009 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16254680)
thailand is one huge slum. i don't know why anyone would want to live there besides pedophiles.

Exactly.

mikesouth 08-30-2009 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16254680)
thailand is one huge slum. i don't know why anyone would want to live there besides pedophiles and those running from the law.

You are a fucking MORON, a clueless one at that.

On the otherhand Im sure the people living there want you to think exactly what you think so please...stay away

BlackCrayon 08-30-2009 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 16254940)
You are a fucking MORON, a clueless one at that.

On the otherhand Im sure the people living there want you to think exactly what you think so please...stay away

Can you please tell me the benefits (besides whores and ladyboys) that regular people would enjoy?

Grapesoda 08-30-2009 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16254639)

Regarding the brutality of cutting of their heads... they are dead. Dead is dead. I do this to show the local Thai people to keep those dogs out of my way or they will end up on their fence.

next time cut off the head of the guy feeding the dogs and stick on a fence post. that will clear shit up real fast :thumbsup

Loch 08-30-2009 12:47 PM

why you would live around that is beyond me.
That goes for both humans and dogs.

Find yourself a peice of heaven there instead, heck there much be enough places like that from what i hear anyways.

Seriously, why even worry about stepping outside in the morning.....

charlie3273 08-30-2009 01:06 PM

I hate dogs seen one hanging by a hook at a grocery store in china (sorry no pic):2 cents:


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