You ever masturbate while driving?
 

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Is this a question in the driving test?

Nope but I was driving while masturbating

Where do you drop your load? On the steering wheel?

Once, to cure a wicked case of blue balls after a first date make-out session.

yaw some freaks

i just heard in korea the taxi drivers there watch tv while driving fuck that

Time a wreck just as you are coming ... the airbag exploding is better than poppers! (I hear)


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always, me and my car, 6 speed transmission:arcadefre

I never masturbated while driving. But, once I was driving a car, and the woman sitting to the right of me put her leg up high on the driving wheel while I paused to make a left turn.

While driving? No, but this is me wacking my stick while parked.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80742833/

hahaha no comment :helpme

All the time
Someone caught me on cam doing it though:
http://www.efukt.com/20588_BEEP_BEEP...t_A_Boner.html

eoll down the window and aim to the left and try to hit the car in the lane next to yoou :1orglaugh

Only when I ride with Airek

I tried once on a jeep, in a rough road, when I was going down a hill, it didnt work as I expected:1orglaugh

Only in America, Burger in one hand, soda, Cell Phone and Cock in the other.

You just gave me a good idea :)

When I was still running porn stores we used to sell a product called the Auto Jill, which was a plastic vibrating vagina that plugged into a car's cigarette lighter. A LOT of truck drivers used to buy the Auto Jill...

i masturbate in the office

Looking at the car in front of you? I don't, that wouldn't get me off to be honest :winkwink:

seems as i have missed something

i only masturbate on the highway

link ??? :winkwink:

A lesson on driving around while masturbating from a pro......:thumbsup

I have masturbated while driving MANY times. I don't do it so much anymore but back in the day, I used to love driving around the shopping malls and masturbating while looking at the girls asses as they were walking in (or out) of the shopping mall. The idea is to stroke your dick and keep it hard as you are cruising around the parking lot. Once you get your opportunity, slowly drive up behind the girl as she is walking, stare at her ass and blow your load! :)

Be sure to keep your eye on the people going in and coming out of the mall or you may miss a good opportunity! You also have be very cautious of the security cameras too because they do exist in many places. :(

NEVER stay at the same location for too long! If you continue driving around the same location for too long, this will bring suspicion to your vehicle. If you have not found a girls ass to satisfy your preference, get the fuck out of there and find another location! Remember, many places have security cameras installed and if the security people notice the same vehicle continuing to circle around over and over again, they may just send someone out to find out what the hell is going on! Of course, you could just say that you were waiting for a friend but why even put yourself in the position of having to explain this to a security officer? And keep in mind, many places also have the capabilities of ZOOMING in on you while you are in your vehicle! :Oh crap

The idea of driving around and masturbating really comes in handy if you are in an area where there are alot of locations where many people gather together. After all, your not going to have much luck finding a girls ass to blow your load off to if you are driving around some small store in the middle of fucking Nebraska! Always best to be in a heavily trafficked metropolis area. :thumbsup

You also need to be very good at timing your cumshots because the whole idea is to drive up slowly behind a girl as she is walking through the parking lot and bust your load as you are looking at her ass! For myself personally, this has never been a problem as I have always been able to time my cumshots very well.

Driving around and masterubating can actually be quite fun as well as addicting too. Especially, if you have a jeans/ass fetish. You just need to be careful if you are going to do it.

yiven... time to go the shrink

I don't need a shrink bro. Just admitting what alot of people wouldn't admit.

Been there done that as well as been masturbated, BJs etc. Had an ex who loved to suck me off at red lights to get reactions etc. Damn I miss that chick lol When I was 19 my girlfriend started stripping off her pants while cruising down the interstate unzipped me pulled it out and crawled over into my lap taking the wheel. Fucked the shit out of her while cruising down the interstate. She thought it was cute to ride along side a trucker for awhile. I didn't care too much for that idea though. Too much distraction for both parties.

hahaha....why dont you just buy this? lol

More women do then men....small lipstick vibrators are big sellers ;-)

http://www.thebasictouch.com/product...367_image1.jpg

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Nope - it IS the new driving test! And I've been practicing :)

http://process.adultstoresales.com/s...id=gwse1001_01

For a second there I thought it was completely discontinued, but this place still has it. Happy jerking and driving...:winkwink:

I did once, after a date... she turned me on and didnt want to go further (yet)...
i couldnt hold it, i was too hard and horny

no it mite get sticky

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Not any more, my dick kept hitting the horn. beep beep beep beeeeeep

once, I got into an accident due to cumming all over the wind shield.:(

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I once spanked out a load driving between Moses Lake, WA and Spokane. Put on a condom so I wouldn't make a mess.

Once on I-5 between Seattle and Portland my ex-wife was fucking herself with a dildo when we passed a trucker and she gave him a show. Next thing I know we are being chased down the freeway by a convoy of truckers. Fucking CB radio!

Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?
Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten