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Mutt 11-23-2009 06:57 PM

model's description of herself
 
jesus how can you be 19 and i presume go to school for at least 10 years and be totally illiterate.
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I am 19 years old. I am five two and blue eyed. I am naturaly a brunet but i died my hair black recently with red highlights. I'm preaty happy with my body i'm not anarexic but I'm not any whare nere being fat. I do have curves, I like my but and bobs best. I have my ears double pirced and have no tattos.

DirtyDreamer 11-23-2009 06:59 PM

She must be a cam model.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-23-2009 07:00 PM

It's actually her father posting.

alias 11-23-2009 07:00 PM

Agencies should pay a premium for such cases as long as they are 18+. Idiot bonus: +$100.

Deej 11-23-2009 07:00 PM

Picture your venue (no pun intended)

Zuzana Designs 11-23-2009 07:01 PM

Maybe she's not 19? That or her parents didn't pay attention to her English grades. She could have been high and or drunk as well haha

chronig 11-23-2009 07:02 PM

http://www.emoticonhq.com/images/ICQ/yeahright.jpg

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-23-2009 07:03 PM

That's just an indicator that she does anal.

XD2 11-23-2009 07:04 PM

Typing with one hand, working with the other :2 cents:

d-null 11-23-2009 07:13 PM

lots of mistakes, but I have seen alot worse... those of us that tend to "rub shoulders" online with above average intelligent people forget that that there is a large percentage of people in the country that are somewhat illiterate... an aquaintance the other day was text messaging and he asked me how to spell "word", and when I looked at the rest of his text message it was much worse than the example you showed

ArsewithClass 11-23-2009 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16578914)
That's just an indicator that she does anal.

:1orglaugh

Love it!

i was going to say that I bet she wrote "brunet" brunette wrong and should have wrote "blond" blonde! :thumbsup

Agent 488 11-23-2009 07:17 PM

i want to see her bobs.

Gerco 11-23-2009 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16578947)
lots of mistakes, but I have seen alot worse... those of us that tend to "rub shoulders" online with above average intelligent people forget that that there is a large percentage of people in the country that are somewhat illiterate... an aquaintance the other day was text messaging and he asked me how to spell "word", and when I looked at the rest of his text message it was much worse than the example you showed

a lot...


:)

woj 11-23-2009 07:40 PM

that's exactly why she is doing porn :2 cents:

Jessie Cox 11-23-2009 07:43 PM

hahahahahahaha

d-null 11-23-2009 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerco (Post 16578986)
a lot...


:)

:1orglaugh:upsidedow

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-23-2009 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 16579023)
that's exactly why she is doing porn :2 cents:

True, spelling and grammar doesn't matter when you're being fucked doggy style by Blackzilla.

Jessie Cox 11-23-2009 08:13 PM

ok ill admit my grammar and spelling suck but what was with the i am not anorexic comment. goodness.

tehHinjew 11-23-2009 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16578914)
That's just an indicator that she does anal.

lol i wish there was a rep function

epic !

XPays 11-23-2009 08:18 PM

iphone keyboard

Jessie Cox 11-23-2009 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays (Post 16579101)
iphone keyboard

could be.

Sly 11-23-2009 09:16 PM

I've seen GFYers type worse.

BFT3K 11-23-2009 09:18 PM

Well, she does have nice bobs, so that may be good enough.

raven1083 11-23-2009 10:48 PM

hehehe! ask a picture of her first, give the benefit of the doubt...lol

rowan 11-23-2009 10:56 PM

She'll be fine, unless required to scribble fansigns in reverse over her bobs.

kane 11-23-2009 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16578947)
lots of mistakes, but I have seen alot worse... those of us that tend to "rub shoulders" online with above average intelligent people forget that that there is a large percentage of people in the country that are somewhat illiterate... an aquaintance the other day was text messaging and he asked me how to spell "word", and when I looked at the rest of his text message it was much worse than the example you showed

I agree. Not too long ago I got an email from a guy I hadn't seen since I was a kid. The last time I saw him I was about 12 and he was 10 or 11. Back then he wasn't too bright, but it has been a long time. I'm no exaggerating when I say that 3 out of every 4 words in the email were spelled wrong. He even misspelled the name of the city he had grown up in. Another case would be my brother's son. He is a Junior in high school and probably reads and writes at about a 4th or 5th grade level, but the school just keeps passing him on.

Adult Centro Rick 11-23-2009 11:27 PM

hahahah totally fucked up!

Iron Fist 11-23-2009 11:36 PM

She trying to text her description?

JD 11-24-2009 12:09 AM

jesus christ....

Huggles 11-24-2009 12:13 AM

They have nothing upstairs so they have to sell their vaginas to make money?

Sad, but harsh reality of the world. Poor parenting.

moeloubani 11-24-2009 12:16 AM

if anyone has friends on facebook then you see worse spelling every damn day

Playboy-Deak 11-24-2009 12:18 AM

HAAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAAA :1orglaugh

rayadp05 11-24-2009 12:18 AM

That's pretty pathetic. :1orglaugh

sexandcash 11-24-2009 01:04 AM

this thread is nothing without.........

lazycash 11-24-2009 01:15 AM

Seems like she'd be a perfect match for Sleazy or Alienq.

SleazyDream 11-24-2009 01:18 AM

she sounds SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

betabomb 11-24-2009 01:22 AM

http://images2.vidz.com/thumbs//1/1/.../thumbsl_6.jpg

xenigo 11-24-2009 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 16579530)
Seems like she'd be a perfect match for Sleazy or Alienq.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

d-null 11-24-2009 01:44 AM


Arnox 11-24-2009 02:04 AM

You know not everyone has spent their lives in front of a computer. Spelling errors such as those made can be really easy to make - perhaps she isn't a native English speaker? I speak all of about 3 words in a language other than my native. As for grammar/Spelling, those who know exactly where shift/full stop/comma are should in theory use them, but you'll find a lot of 'girls' who are drop dead gorgeous and working in pornography generally spend their lives outside and 'living life to the max'. Also, there's a false belief that those who can 'type' are educated and intelligent. While there does exist a certainly level of correlation, I've seen plenty of retarded cunts with perfect grammar/spelling fail at simple logic and those who represent what they mean in nonuniform ASCII to have sound points.

Some people find it easier to type in proper format all of the time, others couldn't care less and tend to concern themselves more on the point than how they present it. Inb4 presentation is everything etc. I'm pretty sure I'm going to pick a hot piece of ass over someone who spends their life learning how to full stop / capital letter.

PS I'm an attractive teen looking for a girl who averages over 60 WPM on a recognised type test.


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