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MetaMan 01-11-2010 03:59 PM

When women start TALKING i STOP LISTENING:
 
Honestly what good ever comes out of a chicks mouth?

half the time they get away with stupid shit because they are cute. and well fatties, no one cares what they do anyway.

anytime a woman chimes into a conversation your IQ literally lowers.

All i think about when they are talking is somehow twisting what they are saying to eventually get me laid.

honestly the entire time a girl talks to me all i do is undress them with my eyes and picture their O face with my cock in them.

:thumbsup

MetaMan 01-11-2010 04:00 PM

women will literally read this thread and get wet because of how real i am. how fucked up is that?

xenigo 01-11-2010 04:06 PM

Sounds like you should try hanging out in a place like Palo Alto or Berkeley... you'll be the guy that will lower most of those chicks IQ's.

Maybe try to find hot women who work for Google and see if you can hang. I doubt it. :)

MetaMan 01-11-2010 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 16737261)
Sounds like you should try hanging out in a place like Palo Alto or Berkeley... you'll be the guy that will lower most of those chicks IQ's.

Maybe try to find hot women who work for Google and see if you can hang. I doubt it. :)

ive dated independent women who are smart and have good jobs. pretty sad if the only place you can find smart ones is at a university wouldnt you say?

i dont "hang" with women, i feed them a stiff cock and let them go back to their boyfriend. he can compare notes with her all he wants.

women dont talk about intelligent things. they talk about "what an asshole their boyfriend is" "i am getting fat" "did you see oprah" "did you read about that celeb". this is worldwide it doesnt matter what education level.

The women who work for google are just their due to the "poon" factor. any man could do the job better.

TheDoc 01-11-2010 04:31 PM

My advice would be quit picking up low class hoes, drop the gay ass Canadian pimp act, then grab your moose rifle and go get yourself a real women.

RachelPanda 01-11-2010 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16737322)
gay ass Canadian pimp

I love that I saw that today...put a really funny picture in my head :1orglaugh

Deej 01-11-2010 04:41 PM

Awesome, Meta is back on track :thumbsup

MetaMan 01-11-2010 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16737322)
My advice would be quit picking up low class hoes, drop the gay ass Canadian pimp act, then grab your moose rifle and go get yourself a real women.

I dont have a need to call women "hoes" maybe if you had some respect you wouldnt be a lonely old man.

here is a tip:

women want to HAVE FUN, and get their brains pounded out like a fucking pan fry steak. then not have to wake up and be worried as being judged a "hoe" just for fucking a true thoroughbred stallion like myself.

chupachups 01-11-2010 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16737353)
Awesome, Meta is back on track :thumbsup

Ah yeah :1orglaugh:pimp

Jarmusch 01-11-2010 04:48 PM

Preach on brother MetaMan

weekly 01-11-2010 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16737322)
My advice would be quit picking up low class hoes, drop the gay ass Canadian pimp act, then grab your moose rifle and go get yourself a real women.

Go for smart American moose hunting girls like...hmmmm...who comes to mind....Sarah Palin. The pride of America.

xenigo 01-11-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16737283)
ive dated independent women who are smart and have good jobs. pretty sad if the only place you can find smart ones is at a university wouldnt you say?

women dont talk about intelligent things. they talk about "what an asshole their boyfriend is" "i am getting fat" "did you see oprah" "did you read about that celeb". this is worldwide it doesnt matter what education level.

Intelligent women do talk about intelligent things. I'm not with the ones you're talking about for the reasons you're listing...

It sucks that you have to find them at a university or major corporation but at least you have access to where they roam freely in their natural habitat.

MetaMan 01-11-2010 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 16737393)
Intelligent women do talk about intelligent things. I'm not with the ones you're talking about for the reasons you're listing...

It sucks that you have to find them at a university or major corporation but at least you have access to where they roam freely in their natural habitat.

i have corrupted so many of these chicks. they are just as easy if no easier. most of them are closet freaks and are just looking for someone they can trust to bring it out of them.

i met this one chick would barely give a handjob the firstime and by the time i was done moulding her she was licking ass and taking it in the pie hole.

trust me after you flip a switch you find out they are deep down just like the rest.

TheDoc 01-11-2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16737361)
I dont have a need to call women "hoes" maybe if you had some respect you wouldnt be a lonely old man.

here is a tip:

women want to HAVE FUN, and get their brains pounded out like a fucking pan fry steak. then not have to wake up and be worried as being judged a "hoe" just for fucking a true thoroughbred stallion like myself.

A tip from you... that's clearly as brilliant as the conversations you're having with your hoes.

TheDoc 01-11-2010 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16737383)
Go for smart American moose hunting girls like...hmmmm...who comes to mind....Sarah Palin. The pride of America.

Maybe moose hunting kills the brain?

MetaMan 01-11-2010 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16737410)
A tip from you... that's clearly as brilliant as the conversations you're having with your hoes.

wtf is this "conversation" you speak of?

i dont go out for coffee and tea with women. WTF are you a pussy?

SEE THREAD TITLE
When women start TALKING i STOP LISTENING:

:warning

Spunky 01-11-2010 05:15 PM

I hate when they want a conversation while I'm watching a hockey game

TheDoc 01-11-2010 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16737432)
wtf is this "conversation" you speak of?

i dont go out for coffee and tea with women. WTF are you a pussy?

SEE THREAD TITLE
When women start TALKING i STOP LISTENING:

:warning

Ahh, I see the problem now... you think you're picking up an actual women. They aren't women, they're hoes... hoes that just had another mans load blown into them before visiting you.

Doctor Feelgood 01-11-2010 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16737210)
Honestly what good ever comes out of a chicks mouth?

half the time they get away with stupid shit because they are cute. and well fatties, no one cares what they do anyway.

anytime a woman chimes into a conversation your IQ literally lowers.

All i think about when they are talking is somehow twisting what they are saying to eventually get me laid.

honestly the entire time a girl talks to me all i do is undress them with my eyes and picture their O face with my cock in them.

:thumbsup

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i2...Lintlicker.jpg

CunningStunt 01-11-2010 10:22 PM

The only time I talk to my wife is when I want sex or dinner.

The only other woman I talk to is the local barmaid, and she knows what's good for her. She serves men their beer like she's meant to.

Other than that, women should just shut up. Mostly they are boring and want to talk about trivial shit. Men are worse.

Semi-Retired-Dave 01-11-2010 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16737322)
My advice would be quit picking up low class hoes, drop the gay ass Canadian pimp act, then grab your moose rifle and go get yourself a real women.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Holly 01-11-2010 10:27 PM

What?

...

MetaMan 01-11-2010 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 16738049)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Why dont you just put TheDocs dick in your mouth that way you can be done sucking mine?

MetaMan 01-11-2010 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly (Post 16738056)
What?

...

i know you are looking to get tamed. like a grey wolf and i am chief longcock.

i would have you washing my clothes and have you thank me for even giving you the chance to do them.

MrMaxwell 01-11-2010 10:37 PM

And you called me this and that
LoL over here
Please

MetaMan 01-11-2010 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 16738074)
And you called me this and that
LoL over here
Please

hey sorry i dont speak stupid you are going to have to find a translator, pretty sure fletch speaks stupid and english fluently i suggest hiring him.

Holly 01-11-2010 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16738073)
i know you are looking to get tamed. like a grey wolf and i am chief longcock.

i would have you washing my clothes and have you thank me for even giving you the chance to do them.

What? Were you talking to me?

MetaMan 01-11-2010 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly (Post 16738081)
What? Were you talking to me?

ill do the question asking around here.

is my laundry done yet?

Holly 01-11-2010 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16738084)
ill do the question asking around here.

Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening.

MetaMan 01-11-2010 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly (Post 16738087)
Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening.

its all good we will use hand signals from here on in.

when i snap it means i need my pillow fluffed.

women need a man to show them the proper path. women think with emotion and need to be tamed with a long snake. they become timid it is like breaking in a wild horse.

Holly 01-11-2010 10:54 PM

Are you still talking to me?

CunningStunt 01-12-2010 02:44 AM

I'm confused, is Jesusland in Canada? I always thought it was in the bible belt? Utah and the rest of it - or is that mormons?

Mormons and Jesus are the same aren't they?

LoveSandra 01-12-2010 02:51 AM

agree with you

MrMaxwell 01-12-2010 03:09 AM

GFY my balls
You're far past being a properly dominant leader right into being an emotionless dictator
You know, some guys like being that way... I don't give emotional or physical beatings to my women

The do suck when I say, cook what I want, and everything else
And no, I don't listen to empty minded rambling

But you're offensive... I LOVE women.. they actually are not objects.. they are angels
Well some of them really do make objects of themselves

Nevermind
If that's your type enjoy
But where's the challenge
And they're not as good at sucking

digitaldivas 01-12-2010 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16737213)
women will literally read this thread and get wet because of how real i am. how fucked up is that?

lmfao, your a fucking trip meta

MrMaxwell 01-12-2010 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digitaldivas (Post 16738423)
lmfao, your a fucking trip meta

The fucked up part is that it's true
There are so many women out there just begging to be beat on mentally and physically
It makes me sick

Women love ME for how REAL I am but for different reasons... I GENUINELY LOVE and APPRECIATE women... like him, I don't tolerate one half ounce of bullshit.. and I get what I want from them... I'm talking about WHAT I want WHEN I want HOW I want, without question...... but without discounting or belittling them

I firmly believe that discounting and belittling women comes of ones own deep down INSECURITIES with ones self image

Meta Man you can insult me all you want, you self absorbed buttplug, but being male makes YOU the inferior sex. Period. Always has, always will. Understanding that is the first step to survival and opens alot of doors. I'm not saying that you allow them to know it. I'm saying that you had better know it.

digitaldivas 01-12-2010 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 16738428)
The fucked up part is that it's true
There are so many women out there just begging to be beat on mentally and physically
It makes me sick

Women love ME for how REAL I am but for different reasons... I GENUINELY LOVE and APPRECIATE women... like him, I don't tolerate one half ounce of bullshit.. and I get what I want from them... I'm talking about WHAT I want WHEN I want HOW I want, without question...... but without discounting or belittling them

I firmly believe that discounting and belittling women comes of ones own deep down INSECURITIES with ones self image

Meta Man you can insult me all you want, you self absorbed buttplug, but being male makes YOU the inferior sex. Period. Always has, always will. Understanding that is the first step to survival and opens alot of doors. I'm not saying that you allow them to know it. I'm saying that you had better know it.

Yeah I know, thats why I lol'd, as for me, what can I say, I travel the U.S. worshipping womens feet<see sig. I fucking love them. It's all levels of self esteem. And you just attack it from the "weakside", whatever that "weakside" may be. Although the only levels of manipulation I am really into is getting them to do what I want, and it usually involves worshipping them and putting it all on film. I use my power for good, ... but stil... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MrMaxwell 01-12-2010 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digitaldivas (Post 16738435)
Yeah I know, thats why I lol'd, as for me, what can I say, I travel the U.S. worshipping womens feet<see sig. I fucking love them. It's all levels of self esteem. And you just attack it from the "weakside", whatever that "weakside" may be. Although the only levels of manipulation I am really into is getting them to do what I want, and it usually involves worshipping them and putting it all on film. I use my power for good, ... but stil... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


I feel like spanking them is a form of ass worship
No one (but them) understands that, either
It can be one hell of an intimate experience
So don't feel too bad

I don't know what the hell you're talking about.. but to each of his own :1orglaugh

digitaldivas 01-12-2010 03:35 AM

.....lmfao

Twisted Dave 01-12-2010 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16737361)
and get their brains pounded out like a fucking pan fry steak.

Any woman who enjoys fucking a piece of meat from a cow has issues man! :)


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