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DateDoc 05-20-2010 12:42 PM

Lindsey Lohan arrest warrant issued!
 
What a dumb bitch. Did she think the judge was all talk!

Quote:

Whenever Lindsay Lohan arrives back in California from Cannes, France, she's headed straight for jail.

On Thursday, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel issued a bench warrant for Lohan's arrest. The bail was set at $100,000.
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/warrant-is...0-000/41135?nc

96ukssob 05-20-2010 12:43 PM

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA sucker!

DateDoc 05-20-2010 12:43 PM

I hope the trip to Cannes was worth it - the prosecutor says she may face 180 days in jail.

Juicy D. Links 05-20-2010 12:45 PM

saw that earlier on the news , what a dumb bitch lolol

DateDoc 05-20-2010 12:46 PM

She is claiming the reason she did not make it back for court is because she is stuck in Cannes and can't find her passport!

fatfoo 05-20-2010 12:47 PM

What an arresting show!

michael.kickass 05-20-2010 12:48 PM

Why is it I'm not surprised!?

FilthyRob 05-20-2010 12:50 PM

All just to skip her court ordered DUI classes. Sheesh, maybe this will slap her a little and she will grow up.

PornMD 05-20-2010 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by FilthyRob (Post 17159044)
All just to skip her court ordered DUI classes. Sheesh, maybe this will slap her a little and she will grow up.

The sad thing is she even had said she wasn't skipping them, that she was doing everything she was supposed to, etc. So even being so stupid as to tell lies that will be found out days later. WTF at Cannes was so important?

brassmonkey 05-20-2010 12:57 PM

100k she will be ok all they want is money watch she complies it will be ok.

kristin 05-20-2010 12:58 PM

I hope they don't go easy on her and actually make her serve time.

kristin 05-20-2010 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 17159054)
The sad thing is she even had said she wasn't skipping them, that she was doing everything she was supposed to, etc. So even being so stupid as to tell lies that will be found out days later. WTF at Cannes was so important?

Film festival.

candyflip 05-20-2010 12:59 PM

You know she's completely full of this.

180 days in LA means she's be out in a few hours.

ShellyCrash 05-20-2010 01:06 PM

Gotta love the disreguard, missing a violation of probation court hearing for missing a Alcohol Program class.

I still can't believe she didn't get jail time for when she stole someone's car, out of her mind on drugs and booze, ran over someone's foot to terrorize and chase some woman down the highway. Any of us did that we'd be in some deep deep shit.

spunky99 05-20-2010 01:14 PM

did she actually have any reason to goto cannes other then to party?

LoveSandra 05-20-2010 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 17159004)
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA sucker!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

J. Falcon 05-20-2010 01:54 PM

She needs the publicity.

PornMD 05-20-2010 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 17159081)
Film festival.

How many people would risk 6 months of jail time to go to a film festival?

John-ACWM 05-20-2010 02:58 PM

She all had it coming. Hope she'll be better someday.

TrainWreckContent 05-20-2010 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17159022)
She is claiming the reason she did not make it back for court is because she is stuck in Cannes and can't find her passport!

i smell bullshit :2 cents:

kristin 05-20-2010 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 17159360)
How many people would risk 6 months of jail time to go to a film festival?

Not many real people, celebrities, a shitload.

Given past history, I wouldn't be too worried if I were her either. She'll spend the max of one night in jail.

Would be interesting to see what one of this socialites would get if they actually caused harm to someone while drinking and driving.

And my thing has always been - don't they have enough money to hire a driver? I hate driving and I'm not rich, if I were, a driver would be one of my first luxuries.

kane 05-20-2010 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17159022)
She is claiming the reason she did not make it back for court is because she is stuck in Cannes and can't find her passport!

They were just saying on the news that the judge will probably force Lindsay and her attorney to produce a plane ticket that shows she was scheduled to come back on time and that the only reason for her delay was her lost passport.

Also, supposedly, she never applied for a new passport, she just reported her stolen. By not applying for a new one she caused herself a lot of delays. Supposedly Lindsay is now saying that her dad paid someone to steal it so she would get in trouble.

The girl is crazy.

kane 05-20-2010 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky99 (Post 17159168)
did she actually have any reason to goto cannes other then to party?

Probably not, however Cannes is not just a film festival, it is also a film marketplace. So if she is involved in a movie (she says she has been cast to play Linda Lovelace) the producers of the movie might take her around to meet distributors/investors/producers in a effort to build up a distribution network for he movie.

Ethersync 05-20-2010 03:49 PM

Who cares?

L-Pink 05-20-2010 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 17159650)
Who cares?

not me ...


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Jarmusch 05-20-2010 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 17159650)
Who cares?

You cared enough to open the thread and make a post about not caring.

La_Sexorcist 05-20-2010 05:22 PM

Good! Serves her right. Maybe this will take her down a notch with the rest of use mere humans.

BIGTYMER 05-20-2010 05:27 PM

She'll serve a max of 12 hours in jail.

Vjo 05-20-2010 05:43 PM

Maybe I'll beat off over her. The dirty, trampy, felonious, little whore. :)

peace guys, everything's cool

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GTS Mark 05-20-2010 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 17159360)
How many people would risk 6 months of jail time to go to a film festival?

the kind of people that are flat broke, and badly need the publicity to get her next acting job on the go.

matty 05-20-2010 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17159002)
What a dumb bitch. Did she think the judge was all talk!



http://omg.yahoo.com/news/warrant-is...0-000/41135?nc

You read the OMG page on yahoo?

Fbomb - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-20-2010 06:49 PM

she will not go to jail.

TripleXPrint 05-20-2010 06:55 PM

I hope she pulls a Roman Polanski and stays in Europe for the next 40 years.

Raz 05-20-2010 07:53 PM

Start treating the celebs the same as the average Joe or the average Jane.
They'll get the message. Just allowing this situation to drag on and on does
her no good, or the courts any good either. :2 cents:

alias 05-20-2010 08:00 PM

Looks like she has worn that scram anklet before. http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont...t.257d0cd.html

DateDoc 05-20-2010 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matty (Post 17160033)
You read the OMG page on yahoo?

lol, no. it was on the front page of yahoo and when you clicked thru that is where you ended up. :P

Chosen 05-20-2010 08:40 PM

I hope the Cannes trip worth it for her...

dooglas 05-20-2010 09:16 PM

She probably wants to spend some time in a women's prison. ;)

Robbie 05-20-2010 09:26 PM

I must have missed the part in the constitution where it says that if you do stupid shit (like everybody does) that the govt. now has the power to tell you when you can have a fucking drink.

How the fuck did we ever give the govt. all this power?

This dumb bitch should come back, go to jail. She'll be out in WAY less than 6 months. And then she is FREE of these asinine unbelievable nazi-like power trips of the authorities. I'd do my time, walk out of jail, get a bottle of jack daniels and flip them the finger.

Jesus Christ. Thank God the govt. wasn't able to pull this shit before. We wouldn't have any rockstar legends! lol

Led Zeppelin would have been sentenced to never throw televisions out of hotels. The Rolling Stones would have been sentenced to never do ANYTHING ever again. And all of Hollywood would have been sentenced to never having fun ever again. Jack Nicholson would have been sentenced to death.

This country is a goddamn joke these days. And full of pussies on top of that.

Dirty Dane 05-20-2010 09:38 PM

What did she do? Drink?


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