the entire country of ENGLAND is a complete disgrace:
 

You suck at football.
your entire royal family is in shambles. not to mention the queen plans on living for 500 years just so her wormy son will never have power.
you are over run by muslims who riot in your streets.
you have the worst food probably on the planet.
the majority of your women are fat and ugly.
the majority of your men are fat beer drinking loudmouths.
your major steel company is owned by indians who are a former colony.
you havent had a popular rock band for 50 years.
you cant even win the british open

do you ever think the kings and queens of the past ever thought that their country would turn into the dog it is today?

:pimp

can you imagine king charles?

jesus god

ENG 0:0 ALG - 25 mins to go.

you missed a few stereotypes.

you forgot the formerly famous car industry which has created some of the greatest cars ever and is now completely dead or owned by foreign companies

lol

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/image....ine=1276666463

You have the Queen of England of your money.

Owned.

if you read some history you would see we were once apart of england.

now you could of said "you have tons of french in your country" and that would have been owned.


she is going to live for another 1000 years if he lives for 999.

is anyone else tired of hearing them talk about "the premier league" the majority of the premier league is no longer english players.

i think dead is the proper term.

a canadian making fun of the brittish about their quality of soccer? are you serious?

whats next? you gonna criticize the US on their crappy military?


i'm trying to think of the last car company that originated here in canada hmmmm... nope, drawing dead on that one..

Aren't you Canadian? haha coming from someone from Canada this is water of a ducks back.
At least we are not owned by the USA.

cars marques in the uk, leaving out maclaren and other f1 constructors (and other brands that have factories in the uk


LTI - Make black cabs
LDV - Make vans
Jaguar coventry - Make jags now owned by Tata
Vauxhall/Opal - Elemsre Port - Make right hand drive Opals for the UK and Irish markets.
BMW - Oxfordshire - Make the BMW Mini, used to the old Morris plant?MG
SAIC MG - Longbridge - Much scaled down but make MGs, was the main Austin Rover plant.
Land Rover - Owned by Tata and built in coventry?
Lotus - Norfolk - Made Lotuses, also a world leader in chasis design, owned by Proton.
TVR - Blackpool - Sort of bust but should start making cars again soon.
Rolls Royce - Gooodwood - Make erm Rolls Royce cars owned by BMW.
Bentley - Crewe - Make Bentleys and owned by VW.
Aston Martin - Gaydon - Make the finest cars in the world, owned by Ford and mainly buy some rich foreign people.
Bristol - Based in Bristol make some strange cars.
Morgan -Malvern - Make some classic sports cars

um you idiot we dont claim "soccer" to be our sport. we claim hockey. which we um just won at the olympics at you donk?

england claims football and just tied algeria what a fucking joke you are.

i dont see US in the title of the thread? just the joke that is england.

no you are right you are not owned by the USA you are owned by rich middle eastern oil tycoons and india.

at least you know something.

"water of a ducks back"? wtf are you even talking about?

use the phrase properly if you are going to use it.

dont mind me, in a decade when their is a mosque replacing almost every pub come back to this thread.

they're gonna have hell to pay when they get home that's for sure


not as bad as France.. they were getting hell for their $600 a night minimum price hotel rooms they have in a time of recession.. they said their football will justify it....... fail

why are you so angry. Are you short with & have a small penis? Fed up with flipping burgers ?

It's friday, relax.

huh? im in a great mood wtf are you talking about?

we expect france to be pompous. :2 cents:

You forgot to say we have a sense of humour and don't all burst into tears when someone makes a thread like this. Can just imagine how far you would throw your toys out of your pram if someone made a Canada is a disgrace thread :)

it would be the same for canada if they had anything worth buying.

Tell us what you really think Metaman. LOL

start a thread i wouldnt care. im not a whiny brit.

look at your country. and start to laugh because i am laughing at it also.

i am tired of pompous brits.

hmmm maybe some of the richest natural resources on the planet?

the funny thing is none of you brits have disproved what i have said. just accept it and learn from it. get over your pompous selves before your country fully goes into the shitter.

He forgot the teeth--they have the worst teeth in the developed world.

damn what the hell do you have against britain? id never stoop so low. :2 cents:

I watched the Simpsons cartoon and it hints that British people have bad teeth.
I don't know if it's true.

Royal wave ---> :smilie_we

I saw the Queen at the Commonwealth Games in Edmonton many years back. I shook hands with "Randy-Andy" Prince Andrew. Kind of a limp handshake but a hell of a nice bloke. I think he should be the next queen.

I don't have anything against people in UK, but I do find the statements above to be true

A typical Canadian woman ...

http://caitlincoyle.files.wordpress....5-s450-fit.jpg

I presume you mean that you was once a part of England? When was this? did you float away when no-one was looking? I'm sure we looked behind the sofa for you.
As far as i know, you were part of the British Empire, not a part of England.

Its a pity that your knowledge of your own country is so poor, makes a bit of a shambles about the rest of your little rant.

I enjoy the dry British style of humor.

...can suck a watermelon through a firehose and the chrome off a trailor hitch?

but how many people play hockey around the world?

i agree the england team is playing shit currently in the world cup, in qualifying we only lost 1 match and scored more goals than any other european team. england are ranked 8th on the world and canada 63rd. and before you say it i just checked and football has more registered players in canada than any other sport.

you also like your motor racing in canada, two brits lead the f1 championship and are also the last two world champions.

as far as music, britain has produced some of the best acts in almost every genre since the sixties with only the US close. beatles, stones, zepplin, queen, elton john, sex pistols, the clash etc etc. canada has celine dion :thumbsup

britain throughout history has made more inventions and discovered more things than any other country in history. the jet engine, radar, the first computer, the www the list goes on. then we have groundbreaking people like newton, darwin, shakespear, hawking etc. canada has brian adams and jim carrey and when i tried to look up famous canadian inventions on wikipedia i got a 404 :thumbsup

i haven't got time to attack the rest of your list, but you get my point.

C'mon now, they have more than just Celine. They got Nickelback, and.... what's that chick, oh Shania Twain..... and.... i think there's a christian hair metal band too....


okay, nevermind.

Speaking of muslims its a disgrace to UK, sorry guys. When you cruise the streets of london and Birmingham and lots of them looks like Pakistan, India or whatever... This is a shame for UK...

And speaking of women, sorry have to agree again. When you see hot woman there is 90% she is not British :(

I visit UK frequently and its a shame, because I would really like this country if it did not turned down into Asia and London into Londonistan. Makes me sad. British national food is crappy though, but in this case the imigrant restaurants saves you :)

For every 1 bad thing England there are 10 good things!

OK England have gone down the hill a bit but they are gonna win the world cup :) YAY

you didnt disprove any of my list. all you proved of which is englands FORMER greatness. which is what this entire thread is about.

if anything you PROVED IT.

all these great brits are either rolling in their graves or have moved to the USA. if you cant see that than i dunno what to tell you.

it will continue to go down until you stop living in the past.