I run 20 miles or so per week, what do you (mostly) FAT FUCKS do?
 

60% of Americans and about the same Aussies are fat fucks, I mean, classified as obese.

That's par for the course as a webmaster, sitting on your fat ass all day.

So it makes it all the more important to get out and about and do some exercise.

I hate gyms, they are typically full of posturing testosterone laden steroid fucktards.

When the water warms up, I'll be back on my board in the ocean, or doing laps in the local pool down the beach too, on top of the running.

What do you do to keep fit?

I eat pizza and drink pepsi while creating tube sites all day.

As I suspected. A happy fat fuck no doubt.

Who else?

Feel better about yourself, CunningCunt?

You may want to run a little more. You obviously do not produce enough endorphins because you sound miserable.

With 5 kids and self employed, don't really need much exercise, mentally and physically it's "go" all day long.

Also the fact I haven't changed shape/size since 1989.

It's time to bring him out isn't it? ISN'T IT???? lol

http://www.oilybutts.com/bumps.gif

I weigh a whopping 74Kg, have done so for a decade.

Have been meaning to catch you on IM for a while JD, will do so soon, just not while so loaded :)

Nice of you to be concerned, but I'm not miserable in the slightest. I have my health, wealth, house, a loving wife, beautiful kids, and don't have to answer to anyone.

How about you, whoever you are?

EDIT: Hazecash pusher, yeah, I know who this alias is :1orglaugh

I walk Briskly for at least a hour a day...

That's what my doctor told me to do too. I'd rather run for half an hour instead though, I feel like I'm wasting less time that way. I'm in a hurry, I could be dead soon.

I play a lot of video games... but not that Wii sport shit. That looks like hard work

I eat BBQ, play games and fuck :) i am monster fucker!

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Minus the tube site workout, I follow the rest of your regiment almost to the letter.

I work out 30 mins a day 5 days a week
Weekends are for drinking !!

running love it!! although havent been for a while, im other end of the scale and probably under weight if anything haha!

40 minutes cardio 3x week to be healthy

5 times fitness and cardio per week , after that off to the bar :P

I try to do enough exercise each day so I can drink all the beer I want each day.

Aside from that I try to eat fresh food as much as possible, no packaged fatty shit.

I like to sit in the park, drink beer and watch assholes pick up dog shit

Why do you run so much? Is that so you can have an excuse to eat sweets and junk food, then 'burn it off'?

I prefer eating healthy with just enough calories to maintain my weight. I do some bodyweight exercises a couple of times a week, but that's it. No need for cardio.

I have a 6pack every day, keeps me in shape

Far from it. My wife is Japanese, I have been mostly vegetarian all my life and conscious of health related matters since I was in my teens.

Eating too much meat is one sure fire way to put you in colon cancer heaven.

As Jarmusch correctly points out, I like pissing it up, and exercising regularly actually helps enormously in that regard to cut down on the negative effects.

Running also helps enormously in terms of concentrating the mind.

You need to find a better gym. My gym (which is more of a fitness ctr. pools, tennis, dance studios, racket ball, basket ball courts etc.) has some great looking women in it every day.
Some of the girls that work out in the free weights section have unbelievably good bodies.

I don't eat and when I do I make sure to puke afterwards, it works!

I wait for you to go jogging like a fag then your wife lets me in the back door to fuck her ass.

Good for you! let's see your teeth now

I run.

Doing my first 10k on Saturday for cancer research. :)

I was waiting for this response.

I don`t run, I eat healthy :thumbsup

IMO the only time a grown man should run is when he's being chased by a wild animal or the police.

I jack off. sometimes fast sometimes slow (Aerobic and Anaerobic)

Never been fat in my life. Would be nice to put some weight on.

im well underweight and i dont do barely any exercise, im 190cm and only 68 kilograms...

I just don't eat all that much.. its easy, eat small or medium amounts and you wont get fat.. also cut out sugar.

I run to the bathroom a lot.

:)

Running is hella bad for your knees.

and when you leave to fuck his wife, i go fuck your wife in the ass and then her mouth... :thumbsup

she said you always complain about her bad breath when you get home....

thats my shit your tasting dawg.... :2 cents:

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20 miles a week? I don't have the time for that, if I did I wouldn't fill it with running. :)

I'm one of the lucky ones, it doesn't make a difference what I eat or if I work out. I don't get fat and I stay in shape, by just being me.

For about 3 years I ran 20+ miles a week then my ankles started giving me problems. Now I do low impact, either walking or elliptical. Some free weights, pushups, pullups and situps. I'm 6'2" 195lbs.

I had a great gym by my house that i would go work out at, noone was ever there. i guess thats why they went out of biz.

Running is bad for you (especially for me). I personally prefer the elliptical machine since it has low impact on your joints.