Breaking News! Air Force One Down!
 

From the GFY News Network:

Air Force One Down!

"Thie evening Air Force One experienced complete flameout on all engines, there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, The Chosen One. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi, said, "I am the Speaker of the House. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, Joe Biden, said, "I'm the Vice President, and a supporter of all that is Green and Good!" So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, ex-President George H. W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, am a decorated war hero and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Too funny....heard that one years ago when Hillary was the smartest woman, but it's still funny.

I heard this joke 4 years ago and it was W that grabbed the backpack. :1orglaugh

Eh, well, I only heard it tonight and in light of the upcoming election tomorrow, in which we are only given the choice between Dumb and Dumber, I figured might as well have some fun!

heard the joke when Kennedy was the president

Just goes to show you that there ain't nothing new!

It's a joke that says a politician is not smart.

The joke was chiseled on cave walls.

Welcome to 1972.

Well, 1972 is before I was born, so there ya go!

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i would bet George bush would take the schoolbag...

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Sally Rand, stupidest woman/man posting as a woman in America... :1orglaugh

ADG

Pardon me but fuck you.

Always marvel when I see that gif. That's some nice dodging by dodgy ol Dubya there.

He must have played some mean dodge ball back in his schoolboy days.

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When you actually do something in adult, come back and talk to me... :winkwink:

ADG

You stole my thoughts bastard. Georgie has got the reflexes of a cat. Only thing that could have been more badass is if he one hand caught the shoe and flung it right back at him like a fucking missile.

You, my poor clueless asshole, have no idea what I do in Adult so Go Fuck Yourself.

With all the

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around here, anyone who really tells anyone else what they do it out of their Goddamned mind!


Can't tell the HATERS from the GOOD GUYS until the PIG FUCKERS leave you NEGATIVE REP!

FUCK YOU!

Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge!

Sharp as a tack that one...

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Hard to believe a guy that sharp could drive the economy into the ground... :upsidedow

ADG

Okay, so then kindly explain to everyone what exactly you do in the adult biz...are you here to do any real biz or just troll your political views? :)

ADG

OK, so why is The Chosen One continuing the wars?

Chosen One?!? Watch Hannity much? :1orglaugh :offtopic

So stay on topic, here is your opportunity to explain to everyone what you actually do in adult, and possibly actually do some business here instead of focusing all of your time on GFY pushing your political agenda. :2 cents:

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You can do it...or maybe not. :winkwink:

ADG

I don't need to explain a fuckin' thing.

I came here to learn to earn and help others where I can and found that this place is full of haters who have no real interest in doing anything but promoting their own agendas.

I do what I do.

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Fuck you.

You must be the undercover brother....

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Thanks for clearing up my simple straightforward question.

I've had a presence in, and conducted business with hundreds of people in the adult industry for over a decade.

Excuse me for giving you the opportunity to actually explain to people what you do in the industry (if anything), so that they might actually conduct business with you.

Brilliant business strategy...you'll go far with your approach and attitude. :thumbsup :error :helpme

ADG

I don't have to prove a Goddamned thing to you or anyone else and I am shit tired of you and your

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whining things like "Show me proof!" when you know Goddamned well that you would challenge the "proof" anyway, or that showing such "proof" as you demand would violate all sorts of customer confidentiality.

Fuck you.

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So what you are really saying is that you don't do anything in the adult industry, and that you use subterfuge and misdirection to avoid answering the simplest of questions, which might actually help you gain business in this industry. Wow! How clever!!! :error :helpme

YOU: I'm in the adult industry, and I am only here to conduct business, so therefore I cannot reveal on this adult industry forum what I actually do, so that interested people could actually conduct business with me, therefore, of course, most of my posts are non-adult biz related. It's all part of my brilliant networking strategy (networking by not networking). :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

In your world view, anyone who asks you the most basic of questions, like "gee, what you do in the adult biz", somehow has an evil agenda, by trying to understand what your business is.

Guess what? I do business on a regular basis with people whom have quite different politics and philosophies than myself, because we both understand that although we night have different political/religious/social views, we have a common bond in that we are both here to conduct adult-related business.

This might come as a real shocker to you, but I sincerely consider some of my best friends on GFY and in the industry, people whom I may be 100% at odds with politically. socially or whatever, because I can see past all that, and recognize their underlying humanity, and that they truly are here (like myself) first and foremost to conduct business - and that is what I seek most of all - the common ground.

For most people in the adult biz, it's like, see sig - let's talk, but your business is apparently completely shrouded in NDA's, secrecy, and mystery.

What a novel approach to networking. :upsidedow :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Do you have a decoder ring and secret handshake too? :upsidedow

ADG

ADG you're my hero

LOL I've never heard the joke before.

I heard it Four score and seven years ago. Still a bit funny :)

Your avatar reminded me of Shoehorn - where is that cwazy Hawaiian kanaka at?!?

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ADG

I think ADG just nailed you Sally/Sid or whatever your name is.....

neg repped.

Funny that the ones who talk shit the most, can't handle the least bit of criticism themselves.

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:1orglaugh jesus, this joke was gfy time machiNE :)

shut the fuck up, Sally.

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You child! I got my drivers license, first car, first job and first boob touch the summer of 1972. Ah, good days.

Well I must live under a rock because i'd never heard it before :(