Boogie knight vet needs steady writing gig...
 

As the Forrest Hump of blowbiz or The Artist Formerly Blown As, I go back several decades in porn. I've done it all---producer, director, smut stud, box cover artist, DVD reviewer, web master designer, blogger. You name it. Currently selling my career autobio or life story memoir. But need extra income. Want a steady blogging gig where I can telecommute. My hardcore copy is top notch. Almost too good. No one can out sleaze me with words. My verbal skills are so promotional they're nastier than your pics and clips. I'm the man. Seriously interested? PM me for further details and contact info.