No full body scanners or pat downs at Midway
 

I am beginning to think this stuff is just an elaborate hoax.

Go to BOS and they will be happy to show them to you ! ! !

Media frenzy. The news is getting mad views talking about this shit though!

i want the guys OR woman watching the monitor to look at my junk lol kinda kinky

you sound dissapointed:1orglaugh

Midway as in Chicago?

I'm in Asheville and because the President flew in here for a vacation over the summer... there's fucking full body scanners in the smallest airport you've probably never been to. On top of that, EVERY SINGLE PERSON is required to pass through them...

Next time I fly, I'm wearing my kilt.

Yes, I am not sure about the island. :upsidedow

Triggered events:

1. Hot chick watching the monitor.
2. Guy gets erection and walks through scanner.
3. Hot chick sees nice big wang, says "wait, I see something suspicious...will have to take this guy into the back room for further exploration.
4. Hot secks.

Film it, slap title "thaTSA Big Cock!", ???, profit!

There is a scanner in the Concourse A and B mens bathrooms. Go into Stall # 2 and then tap 2 times then wait for response. You will then be led to "secondary" scanning hehehe