Movies to NOT watch thread - add yours!
 

I'll get the ball rolling with some crap i've recently watched that isn't worth wasting your time watching.

Operation End Game

I atleast thought this would be a bit funny even though the storyline is crap, but it turned to be a clusterfuck of absolute shit.

Staten Island

An attempt by the director to make something weird and interesting like perhaps a Scorcese stroke Tarrantino movie that fails on so many levels.

Add your's :thumbsup

Grown Ups

Middle Man

citizen kane. absolute crap.

I actually enjoyed it in a weird way but I saw a prettty dark and disturbing movie on Showtime the other evening- The Road, starring Viggo Mortensen. A father escorts his son along a road in a post-apocalyptic United States, being pursued by organized gangs of cannibals, preying on the few humans survivors. Some pretty dark and intense scenes and from what I read online, one they filmed featuring a cooked human baby on spit that didn't make the final edit.

If you liked the movie at all you should read the book. It is very good.

Oh?

Your post proves the comedian's caveat:

"You can't fix STUPID!"

The Big Lebowski - a movie only stupid people like.

Here are a few to avoid-
Paranormal Activity 2 - wow what a boring pile of crap
The Rig - John Forsyth stuck in yet another piece of shit horror film, practically unwatchable.
Iron Man 2 - did the production company let their kids make the sequel? overblown boring special effects and a lame ass story.

...unless you pirate it?

I watched a movie last night called Spider Baby. Pretty old movie (1968 - not that old to me, sad to say), but very fucked up. With Lon Chaney Jr (credited as "Lon Chaney"), and an extremely young - but just as creepy as he is 42 years later - Sid Haig. I can't say don't watch it, but its kind of fucked up.

If you're not interested in the history of horror movies - and maybe even if you are - you might want to skip it. Its a sad end to a great career.

Lon Chaney Jr is the son of the greatest horror movie actor in the history of American Cinema. I'd say "the world" but Boris Karloff, Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Christopher Lee, Peter Cuching... Lon Chaney was the forefather of the modern American movie monster. His son was a close second.

http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Ch...dnight)_01.jpg

Gone Fishin'

Also, anything with Julia Roberts as the leading role.

The Book Of Eli

I 99% of the times will find SOMETHING i like in ANY movie.

i literally left the movie theater pissed off lol.

What you wrote!

http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/u...3785_22920.jpg

Chaney Sr.:

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n...e_Miracle_.jpg

Chaney Jr.:

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m...eyJr011901.jpg

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/w...manPicture.jpg

You pulled an ADG on me, Ms. Rand!

Independance Day (American might like it but its insulting to everyone else).
Pearl Habour (No, World War 2 did not start on that day!).
Any historical film that changes the nationality of one of the main characters to an american in an attept to sell it to that market.
Any film with Jim Carrey in.

Hey, you are 100% spot on with your opinions on this matter, so I MUST come in and publicly AGREE with you!

Hell has indeed FROZEN OVER!

In the Name of the King; A Dungeon Siege Tale


Dreadful

Goes without saying Uwe Boll is the Director.:1orglaugh

I had seriously high expectation for the Hurt Locker.
Turned it off half way though.

Go see Unstoppable. Unless you hate entirely predictable movies.

Skyline and Easy A. I would rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife than have to sit through either of these again.

Agreed on PA 2 ... what a fucking waste of time.

if you shoot video of that you can get a membership to bemevideo :thumbsup

GI Joe - oh my god they fucked that whole movie up. I was pissed.

its a *really* boring film.

godfather - boring, fell asleep.

2001: A Space Odyssey - didn't get it, too weird.

"The Box"

That movie made me want to punch myself in the face.

Am I the only person who finds Will Ferrell NOT funny?

Heard human centipede was worth avoiding on many levels

Didn't he do Postal too? theatrical masterpiece!

"Machete"...

Anything where the digital budget was more than the actors.

Seriously some films are all special effects done on a computer and leave the story, directing and acting to last.

Citizen Kane was one of the greatest films ever. But would fly over the heads of some.

In the last week:
Death Warrior
G.I. Joe

Total waste of time.

Really? That's too bad. I rather liked that movie. I found it had great atmosphere and kept me on my toes throughout most of it. Very Twilightzone-ish. I also loved the original Donnie Darko (same director).

Skyline was indeed awful.

bahhahahahahahah!

I thought i was the only one that thought that movie was overrated... coen brothers are great film makers but that one is a bit of a fart bag...

No.

and +1 on Jim Carrey being a cunt too.


Shit films:

Sick Girl
Six Reasons Why
Paranormal Activity
Paranormal Activity 2


I liked The Box :(

anything with caribbean in title lol

Inglorious Basterds.

The Astronauts Wife - I watched the first 20 minutes for 4 hours once
The Avengers - Walked out of the theater, and was sick for 3 days after watching
Inglorious Bastards - huge disappointment

Almost forgot - anything by M Knight Shamalon after the 6th sense

I'd say watch it but certainly don't buy the DVD coming out in February.

The Box was originally a Twilight Zone episode called "Button" written by Richard Matheson (I Am Legend)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362478/

I liked it actually, interesting morality play.

Wow, seriously that guy sucks.

White Noise
The Ruins
Eagle Eye

just bad stuff man

No you're not, I find him an annoying fuck that isn't funny at all.

:mad:

:1orglaugh

Big Lebowski- That shit is funny.

Men that stare at goats... not so much.

Borat-funny

Bruno-not so much

Citizen Kane- fucking awesome

I haven't seen that yet, I like some of Adam Sandler's movies so still want to see it.

:1orglaugh

I thought it was alright, wouldn't be any rush to watch it again though. Pretty shit story line!

:thumbsup

Not a jim carrey fan? I like some of his movies.

Thanks for the warning :thumbsup

Skyline looks like independence day crossed with something war of the worlds. And that dude that is playing the main character is a seriously shit actor.

Really? how come? I thought it was excellent

Just saw "The Bounty Hunter" and boy does it suck. Anything with Jennifer Aniston I tend to stay away, but my wife wanted to see it. But after that, she wishes she hadn't

Southland Tales-

Fucking awful. I don't even know where to start. Pretty much in a nutshell they gave the guy who made Donnie Darko a blank check to do whatever he wanted and the result is a shit ton of famous people acting out the fantasies of a crazy person.

The Box might have been alot better if he hadn't added a bunch of shit to the story to try to tie it in to Southland Tales. That's how bad Southland Tales is, it's so fucking awful that it infects other movies. :Oh crap


The Happening (or pretty much every movie M. Night Shamalan made after Signs)-

I think Mark Wahlberg is incapable of playing a nice guy. He's so ill equipped at acting like a normal decent person, I think he must really be a complete asshole in real life to be so incapable of displaying kind or caring emotions on the screen. Besides the bad acting the story pretty much sucks, I can't believe someone gave him funding for this after Lady in the Water.. which by the way also sucks.


The Lovely Bones -

Another movie made crappier by Marky Mark's sappy over acting trying to play a good guy. I'm not a hater, I loved him in I <3 Huckabees, Boogie Nights, etc but this is another movie where he really sucks. I don't know what happened with Peter Jackson, he did a great job with Heavenly Creatures. Maybe because this was the film he was working on when he dropped close to 100lbs his crash diet left him light headed and confused. The ending of this movie made me so mad I wanted to break stuff. Fucking awful.