I have made an important discovery?
 

‎"I have made an important discovery?that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.." ~ Oscar Wilde.

thats a good one!

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh :)

oh that cant be fun lol

Sounds like it's Miller time

Which includes a pressing need to urinate. BRB.

The CHAMPAGNE of beers!

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What an incredibly stupid quote.

Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"

Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"

that's not alcohol :)

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