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TheAmericanCannibal 12-14-2010 07:35 PM

I'd liek to apologize to LazyCash for saying I fucked his mother...
 
I really am sorry.
What I really did was scheduled her for a 12 guy black blow bang- and she was fantastic!!!

I never saw a woman suck so much cock!
She looked like a circus seal on crack.

Then I proceeded to anally fuck her until your sister came in and made me stop, which thankfully was nice, cause she is kinda hot. I say kinda cause of the missing teeth bro, but I respected her enough to show her Far-L's patented "Flying Anal" on my office chair.

Oh the sound of my squeaky office chair as it rolled around the room with her writhing in ecstacy, coupled with the fresh musky scent of your mom's twat it was simply intoxicating.

So sorry for understating it in the other thread.

I just wanted to make sure you had your facts straight.

:pimp:pimp:pimp:pimp

Chris 12-14-2010 07:37 PM

Brutal.....

Agent 488 12-14-2010 07:38 PM

his mother is dead not really funny imho.

Spunky 12-14-2010 07:40 PM

Can't we all just get along?

fatfoo 12-14-2010 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 17774167)
circus seal on crack

Hmm... That's a new phrase.

Here's something I found interesting: sea lions can be trained to write characters. They are quite smart. Image is here:

http://i52.tinypic.com/5ezehd.jpg

garce 12-14-2010 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 17774167)
Blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah...

I didn't realize that shit could type. Thanks for opening my eyes.

I'll be sure to flush as soon as your descendants manage to wiggle their way out of my asshole in the future.

:thumbsup

MaDalton 12-14-2010 07:43 PM

ehhhmmmm.... congrats?

B.Barnato 12-14-2010 07:43 PM

is good to see grown people talk like they just start first year of school

make me feel so sensible and mature

BIGTYMER 12-14-2010 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17774180)
I didn't realize that shit could type. Thanks for opening my eyes.

I'll be sure to flush as soon as your descendants manage to wiggle their way out of my asshole in the future.

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TheAmericanCannibal 12-14-2010 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17774182)
ehhhmmmm.... congrats?

Thank you!

quiet 12-14-2010 07:55 PM

seriously retarded. sorry jstyles, but it's true.

dyna mo 12-14-2010 08:04 PM

good thing gfy does not get to you, as you've mentioned often.

TheAmericanCannibal 12-14-2010 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17774228)
good thing gfy does not get to you, as you've mentioned often.


Could care less, ban me.

B.Barnato 12-14-2010 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 17774233)
Could care less, ban me.

Could NOT care less

simple boy

dyna mo 12-14-2010 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 17774233)
Could care less, ban me.

i wouldn't ban you, you are entertaining to me. :winkwink:


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