LOOOOL how do i stop the internet from ruining my future!!!? lol but not lol
 

man a long time ago, i was like 20 or something, i registered some adult domains i picked up from a drop list... they all sucked and was pretty nasty ones... i dont even know why i regged them, i thought they were worth money lol.

Anway, when i google my real name now, they come up, like a whois result link. And there you have all this grotesque porn domains and it says im the owner. LOL fuckin internet haha... anyway... how the F am i going to get rid of that shit. Is there even a way?

And my real name is special, there is pretty much only me with that name in the whole world. And if i google my name there is like 5 results and its those fuckin who is's. HAHA wtf...

its not funny i dont even know why im laughing...

build tons of pages/sites (or pay someone to do it) with your name on them and no mention of anything adult.

Private reg them and when Google crawls the sites, it updates and you're free. And I'd make it pretty noticeable to get it done quickly.

If you can't have them removed by contacting the site owners, at least you can have them demoted in Google rankings.

Get accounts at linkedin.com, myspace.com, facebook.com with your real name. Register your reaname.com and link to all of the accounts and your new domain. It shouldn't be long before those show up as top results.

There are other things too, like getting your photo taken by some celebrity photographer and published on one of those out-and-about sites, then the search enginges will pick up your name on the photo there too.

Have friends mention your name on their blogs and photo albums.

And next time, be sure to get domain privacy! :)

http://www.whoisguard.com/ ...

I think the problem is that he doesn't own these domains anymore... :2 cents:

Well, had you any sense, you would have established a corporation with a name like "Eastern Tool And Die, Inc", "North Pole Media, Inc." or something equally innocuous; a name which says nothing about what the corporation actually does and bought all your domains in the name of the corp and put privacy on the Whois.

It's a bit late for that now and what goes on the internet, stays on the internet.

You can bury it a bit but any dedicated researcher can and will find it......forever..............

If you are going to get rich, do it in the dark.............................................. ..............

You have to appear on the internet like this:

http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/w...cret-agent.jpg

sell them drop them buy domain whois protection create more results for your name that'll push the whois down find people who share your name (Mine is weird too and there's like a dozen of us) and blame them

use your noodle

buy 5 or more domains on godaddy and get free privacy

You could try buying whois privacy protection that hides the information about the domains. You could also try not putting information that you don't want there.

Yeah i havent owned these names for many years.



the domain names comes up as search results like this


WWW.********************************.COM
whois.domaintools.com/***************.com
and they show my name, adress and phone number. But if you click the link you come to domaintools.com and they ask if you want to buy the name.


So hmm what jkthedesigner said about private reg them... that sound like it could work.(?)

But then again, if you click the link it says its free to register and asks if you want to register the name.... so that site knows im not the current owner but still in google results they show my name as the owner.

So im not sure it will change even if i private register the names?

and i checked around on domaintools.com and they deal a lot with internet history fuckin lol

they even sell a service thats called "Domain History Blocking", for 10 bucks a day... lol again