Barbie
 

Dad goes to a toy store and asks "whats the cost for a barbie doll?"
Salesman: we got
Gym Barbie 19.95
Volleybal Barbie 19.95
Mall Barbie 19.95
Beach Barbie 19.95
Dancing Barbie 19.95
Divorced Barbie 265.95
Amazed man asks:
Why divorced barbie costs 265.95? all the rest costs 19.95
Salesman says:
yes cause divorced Barbie includes:
Ken's Car
Ken's Mansion
Ken's Yacht
Ken's Furniture
Ken's Computer
and! Ken's friend!

and herpes!

looooooool dudeeee i just passed the message lol , Agent 488 just made the funny comment lol ... its late this kind of bad jokes are supposed to show up

nice one!! it made my day :)

lol thanks raven for the sarcasm (were u serious?) :D

Ever notice that the closer we get to the holidays the more divorce jokes come out?

Lameness at its finest. Thanks for that

Post Menopausal Barbie. Poor Babs wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, she comes with the book, "Getting in Touch with Your Inner Self."

actually not that bad. :)

hohoho :)

Damn she devils every one of them

lets send our divorce wishes to Santa :))

LoL :1orglaugh

good one. :thumbsup

Ha ha ha.

good one, thx!

LOL..... hahahahaha

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hahaha so true

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh no, but thank you