[joke] I hate public toilets
 

I hate public toilets, so when I absolutely have to use them for number 2's I always try and go to the furthest trap from the door.

You know what I mean? you go through the door and head as far down as possible, right to the end.

Now the other day at the mall, I really had to go! I was touching cloth, barely able to keep it in, so I got into the toilets, and even though it was basically empty I still headed right to the far end to get "out of the way" kinda thing.

I was just getting started and some other dude walks in and even though it was empty he ends sitting in the loo right next to me while I'm trying to go!

Then all of a sudden he starts talking to me!

"Hey buddy how's it going?"

So I said "I'm good thanks"

Then he asks...

"Weather has been crap hasn't it?"

So I said "yeah it has"

Then he asks me..

"So how's ya dad?"

I thought, how the fuck do you know my dad?

And I replied, "he's good, been busy working"

Next I see this head appear over the top of the cubicle and the guy yells at me

"Do you mind I'm on the fucking phone!"

Yea that's not original at all...

Yep.. err Nope been done and told a few times. Nice try though.

i like when people talk on the phone while in the bathroom, cracks me up

oldie but still got a chuckle outta me :thumbsup

LOL! I laughed. Sent this to a few friends too.

Ha ha that was funny i have never heard it before

I know it's fairly old,

Still gets me though :)

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nice "joke" hmm :upsidedow

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Hope you used spell check,

I'm pretty sure touching isn't a word :1orglaugh

I made a booboo :Oh crap

What? :error

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So I was right? Oh well thats good! haha

No booboo :upsidedow

You don't think touching is a word?

I thought I spelt it wrong, but obviously not.

My brain doesn't function 100% on friday it goes drunk by itself upon wakening so when I have a beer at night it doesn't affect me :thumbsup

I feel pissed now, but my typing is probably better than it has been all week.

Enjoy your weekend, and have a merry christmas :thumbsup

Heh heh,good for a chuckle

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lol, its funny.

Hehe it's good