HEY! Wait a minute! FATTTTTTTT!
 

I just thought about some statistics I've been hearing for a while and
wondering if something is a little weird.

Stat 1 : American's life expectancy has risen.

Stat 2 : America has an fat epidemic.


OK.

Now if being fat kills people faster then how do we get these stats??

These stats say : Get fat and live longer.

:1orglaugh

I missed something right???

Sweet! I'm on the right track!

yeah you missed something

medicine has been getting better as we get fatter

....therefore, if we were in shape, we could probably be immortal :1orglaugh

I think I missed the fact that what we really think is fat is just all those non-decaying
happy meals and therefore completely harmless.

:1orglaugh

Yes you missed one of the very first scientific principles: Correlation does not imply causation.

you sound like the Merovingian :upsidedow

I LoL'd at the conclusion :1orglaugh

Nothing really confusing about it.. fat people live longer than fat people used to and skinny people live longer than skinny people used to..

nope it seems you didn't miss anything ... juts get fat but inside your pockets ... hehe

:1orglaugh:thumbsup