How you DON'T want to die.
 

German man dies watching porn DVDs in Pattaya. I guess he fucked himself to death.

http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2...watching-porn/

one less german in Thailand, its a good thing.

He only watched porn? No hookers involved? How pathetic.

Dreadful... gotta love Pattaya News.... they try not to miss a sordid detail.

Why anyone would feel the need to jerk off in Pattaya though is beyond me....

btw... did you see this from the same site: http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2...-him-to-death/ (woman bites off husbands penis)

It's all fun fun fun in that town :)

probably there was something more

Amen. At least let a hooker fuck you to death...no need to do it yourself.

Wait, I'm not German am I? Am I dead? Can anyone see this?

Well, better than how David Carradine died, that's for sure.

Hope it was one of my DVDs.

Thanks,I'll try to remember that

i can imagine a lot worse ways to die

:1orglaugh

Haven't seen DWB in a while. Anybody else?

Ha i love how they had to climb the balcony to check on the guy? Pattaya is awesome funny, I think that'd be a good way to die so long as he wasn't suffering while the hooker stole his shit.

Omg, he missed the end of the DVD !
This movie was so exciting !

my dad's friend died face first in watermelon

Halloooooooo!!!!!!!

Anyone?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Saw that too. Of those two options I would rather die watching porn in bed than have my dick bit off and stabbed to death :Oh crap

Mike said : Rest In Penis.

As weird as this world is...some want to die that way.

the father of a neighbours kid died while taking a shit

remember: don't press too hard!