I Wish My Girlfriend Would Stop Eating Peanuts...
 

everytime i fuck her in the ass, it feels like i am dragging my cock down a gravel road.....

thank god for Super Gold Bond...

24 hours after treatment and i am ready to ride again... :thumbsup





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Get some Bondo and fine grit sandpaper.

Maybe she don't want to have analsex! Have you asked your girl that?

use a ribbed condom to plow her left over nut particles back up into her.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ask her... :1orglaugh

thats funny...

i'm a man, i don't ask, I TAKE... :thumbsup




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i tried that once, but i just ended up churning it into peanut butter and it ruined my 3000 thread count hand spun egyptian sheets...




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perfect read for my lunch browsing....

Nice! Use the finger instead.

Tell her that her asshole is not her mouth. Maybe she'll stop eating peanuts with it.

instead, why dont you ask your girlfriend to chew up the peanuts instead of swallowing them whole :winkwink:

So there is shit in the asshole?

That's nothing.

I need to get my bitch to stop chewing gravel. Goddamn issues with dating rockbiters.

Could be worse... be thankful it's not almonds or walnuts.

i like peanuts

this thread is nutty!

That's crazy lol.

Only on GFY.

i hate it when that happens

life is great when you have a rich imagination

I wish to unclick this thread...
Give me back 2 minutes of my life...

Just before have her get in the shower and take the shower handle down and shove it up her ass to clean it out real good.

Just be glad its not almond roca.

buy her peanut butter instead of peanuts...

This asshole may contain traces of nuts.

Get her on a diet of man nuts instead.

Tell her to do an at home enema with a hot water bottle, a tube, a release valve and some warm water with a little salt. She should be doing it anyways.

Tell her you've become allergic and she should eat chocolate instead - that will eliminate the "gravel" and improve the "taste". :1orglaugh

Ron