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brassmonkey 12-22-2010 06:47 AM

Weird ass story (inside)
 
Man dies from heart attack after receiving receipt for his own cremation service

AN elderly Indian man was so shocked to receive a bogus receipt for his own cremation service that he suffered a heart attack and died, The Times of India reported overnight.

Frail Than Singh, 70, was left aghast after reading that he had supposedly been cremated the week before.

But before the anxious dairy farmer could get to the bottom of what had happened he started complaining of chest pains.

Relatives rushed him to the hospital but Singh suffered a massive heart attack and died, The Times reported.

In a macabre twist, his body was subsequently delivered to the same crematorium in Ghaziabad, northeastern India.

And in another apparent coincidence, it was issued with the serial number 89 -- the same number listed on the mysterious letter.

Suspicious relatives called in police who believe his death was the result of a sick prank rather than an administrative mistake.

"The element of mischief is apparent and obvious," said senior superintendent of police, Ghaziabad Raghubir Lal.

"What remains to be deciphered is if the person behind it wanted to shock the old man to the extent that he may collapse and if so then why, or if it was merely a prank that took a serious turn."

fortune teller funeral home. :1orglaugh R.I.P. :(

pristine 12-22-2010 07:15 AM

I want my 15 minutes back.

brassmonkey 12-22-2010 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by pristine (Post 17792577)
I want my 15 minutes back.

from doing what? reading that? it took you 15mins??? :helpme :helpme :helpme

CaptainHowdy 12-22-2010 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17792599)
from doing what? reading that? it took you 15mins??? :helpme :helpme :helpme

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh...

Chosen 12-22-2010 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by pristine (Post 17792577)
I want my 15 minutes back.

Well done, your reading skills are incredibly suck...

a1ka1ine 12-22-2010 08:11 AM

lol 15 mins

brassmonkey 12-22-2010 08:12 AM

maybe i should have just posted a pic.

spazlabz 12-22-2010 08:22 AM

That is F'ing bizarre! If it was a prank was it a really good one or a really bad one?

seeandsee 12-22-2010 08:26 AM

he know when to die

fatfoo 12-22-2010 08:26 AM

That's sad. Fake tickets can lead to heart attacks and death.

pornguy 12-22-2010 09:00 AM

Odd.. wonder what he thought when he first read it.

brassmonkey 12-22-2010 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 17792750)
Odd.. wonder what he thought when he first read it.

omg! their right! :Oh crap

Tom_PM 12-22-2010 09:47 AM

Heck of a way to drum up business. I guess even terrible ad methods close a sale once in a blue moon.

SiMpLe 12-22-2010 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by pristine (Post 17792577)
I want my 15 minutes back.


l2read :upsidedow

chaze 12-22-2010 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17792599)
from doing what? reading that? it took you 15mins??? :helpme :helpme :helpme

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh zing

HomerSimpson 12-22-2010 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17792599)
from doing what? reading that? it took you 15mins??? :helpme :helpme :helpme

:thumbsup:thumbsup:Oh crap:Oh crap

96ukssob 12-22-2010 01:46 PM

pretty crazy

brassmonkey 12-23-2010 07:44 AM

scared a man to death.

CaptainHowdy 12-23-2010 07:45 AM

http://www.slowvictoria.com/images/slowreading125.gif

brassmonkey 12-23-2010 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17795289)


:1orglaugh


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