Damn you plenty of fish...
 

My new girlfriend asked me why ads pop up on youtube that say, "plentyoffish.com user, have any hot girls contacted you? Login and check now.

I told her it was just spam

Is your girlfriend the one in your avatar? :xmas-smil22...

Introduce her to me so she can get treated like a real woman by a real man. she is probably tired of boys.

http://adultstarvlog.com/wp-content/...slikeitbig.jpg

if she likes big guns (arms) and a big gun (in my pants)

send her over.

this would be her reaction to my guns.

LMAO, Im sorry, but that picture is kinda disturbing!

TOTALLY agreed that ceiling fan is a complete fashion faux pas.

lol, I have an IM ad on my site and my girlfriend walks in and says "who are all those bitches IM'ing you?". I told her I was auditioning for her replacement and here's your sign. lol