friends where who helps me incorporation in kansas?
 

i hears that good states to do corporate dealings

who is person to helps?

good question, boyo!

I makes new companies for my new oil dealers

Well, now Achmed you know very well who does that sort of thing.

Wasn't me who couldn't keep his End User certificates in order, you know! That whole shipment is still tied up in Antwerp I think.

somebodies translates what fuck shit this bitch saying?

I'm not 100% sure but I think this is a close translation of her message for you:

قضيبي ينمو طويلة بالنسبة لك

Friend,
I am person to help, has trust.

You are my pleasure and come visit with much your wifes to great state of Oklahoma, who is very the most friendly state for you.
You not listen what to say in lier newspaper, Oklahoma is state who is big good heart for you, all camels belong to you, and important all dealing for the business of you are boss at.

It may be only Utah is safe as place for you and dealings. If you come you ask for me and help, sure.

You not forget you need greet locals with typical very fun way here to say hello, which is "chariahruls umaverfakker". If you say this to Oklahoma men, all be very frirend with you from start, and then do your dealings.


Luck and good business.

" just say'in" :disgust

Yeah, well, that was kind of the deal, you know. Ship made port, customs guys came on board and asked for End User certificates and you went like, "What kind camel shits this?" and they locked up the entire shipment!

I sent you perfectly good forged End Users that would have passed any inspection and instead of using your right hand, you used the printed End Users to wipe your ass.

Now how the Hell are we going to get that shipment unstuck?