Jeans for guys with flat asses?
 

I have a flat ass, my jean size is 36 waist 32 length. I usually just wear cheap jeans from old navy and they are always baggy in the back.

Im going out tomorrow to Macys and splurge on find jeans that give me a great ass. I want them tight in the back.

Any suggestions? Diesel maybe?
I dont know jeans brand names. there has to be *Something* for guys with no ass like me.

haha I love it...here we go...

'do these pants make my butt look big? nah your butt makes you butt look big...'

work on the 36 waist, then your ass might look better in jeans.

Do more squats

If you suffer from FAS (Flat ass syndrome) look no further True Religion offers a huge variety of jeans that will help you overcome FAS....

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I've got a fairly flat ass but I also have a 26" waist. I find the Diesel Zatiny to be pretty nice for my own situation. But I think if you've got a 36" waist, and a 32" length... you should be focused on diet and exercise, and avoid buying expensive jeans.

If you lose a couple inches, you'll have flushed $200 down the drain.

:1orglaugh:1orglaughthat's an article on chick jeans eh. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

btw, 501xx shrink to fit ftw.

uh, yeah. 34/34 here 36/32 needs some work.

ok thank you
i didnt realize a 36 waist was "obese" lol:disgust

only g-star low loose jeans for me... tried others recently while doing some shopping but came home with the trusty g-star jeans again.... comfortable as hell and looks great on me... lol. Do i sound a bit gay now?

Get some ass implants

GAP chino pants is my choice. I hate jeans.

shit, everytime I see this thread I think 'jesus for guys with flat asses' :1orglaugh

a 36 inch is not that bad. My husband wore a 36 for a while (before he went back to the dojo), and he didn't look bad, just a little extra meat on the handles but not disgusting or anything like that

theyre called squats....do them

How much do you weigh? You would be surprised what classifies as obese.

7 For All Mankind Jeans

Do you wear your jeans baggy?

I'm glad I have a great ass!

Just shit your pants before you go out, and the resulting mess will fill out the ass area :2 cents:

BS...I'm 38/32 down from 44/32...I can bench my weight 7 times, run 3.5 miles straight, and I can break a woman's back in the bedroom...I still need work but when i get down to a 36, I will NOT need to lose anymore...

Only women worry about waistlines....And if I see a man commenting on a 36 waistline, I know that they're a frail weakling or an OLYMPIC swimmer/trackstar, etc...And NONE of y'all fit that category by a longshot.

36 waist needs work, i am 220 pounds and i am fairly sure my waist is 33-34

Geez, do you guys pluck your eyebrows and and wax your mustache's too? :1orglaugh

not everyone is as well shaped as you are, sir! I'm barely fitting 38 but i like it loose and fart on each step if i get into 36. Sneakers, Mars, appetizers, you know web designers dont work out.

Gap or Abercrombie and Fitch.

I have a 31" waist 51" shoulders and 40" ass. Squat 365x1, deadlift 495x1, bench 275x1 @ 173 lbs...yea u mad

Listen to him, he has best jeans :thumbsup

You think someone can't be overweight and strong?

unless they are vintage redline levis, paying more than $50 for a pair of jeans is ridiculous.

If you can get to a Uniqlo go there... best jeans for the price

Levi 501's are getting expensive. I was bummed when the Surprise Store closed.

Hit the squats or leg press and in 3 months you will have no worries.

do you wear the 501xx shrink to fit? they usually are always on sale somewhere for $38 ish

this is slowly but definitely turning ghey.

I had a 46 inch waist, but its now a 32...

I have stuck to my diet

They may always be on sale somewhere, but never where I am . . . or else they do not have my size.

It was easier to find them when I was fatter.

You want to find a jean that has a big pocket on the butt it will help with your flat butt ; )

Example:
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/produc...1221&LinkType=

Good brads to buy, 7 For All Man Kind, Guess, True Religion and check out the buckle if you have one... They always have a good jean!

Get some butt implants and you can wear anything.

And yes, they have them. Come to Miami, there are implants for everything.

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The only real jeans ever, Levi's 501

glad to see there are a few of us still around!

the only jeans i have in my lineup are 501, most all are vintage/vintage reproductions.

<--- let's the gay guy in store help him :)

Hell yeah but not run 3.5 miles in a reasonable time.

word brother. lots of frail girly men on this board it seems.

You definitely need to go with action Jeans...


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