Crazy Ernie joke of the day ...
 

Some humor for y'all on New Years Day eve.

CRAZY ERNIE humor: Last night I staggered into the front door of a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender saw I was plastered and refused to serve me. I left and staggered into the side door and ordered a drink. Bartender said: "I told you, you are too drunk. Can I call you a cab?" I staggered out of the side door and entered through the back door and orderd a double scotch. Bartender said: "I told you no, you are too drunk. Either I call you a cab or I call the police." I finally said to him: "How many fucking bars do you work at?" (grin)

well ok then

not bad, not bad :)