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Caligari 01-03-2011 03:50 PM

End Of Days Will Happen In May, 2011 or "Apocalypse SOON"
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/...pocalypse_soon

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If there had been time, Marie Exley would have liked to start a family. Instead, the 32-year-old Army veteran has less than six months left, which she'll spend spreading a stark warning: Judgment Day is almost here.
Damn my career is ruined;)

DEA - banned for life 01-03-2011 05:24 PM

it has begun
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/03/bi...dying-in-2011/

Maybe the Mayan 2012 doomsday predictions were off by a year.

More than likely the timing is just a coincidence, but after 100,000 fish turned up in a massive fish kill on Thursday, approximately 4,000 birds dropped dead from the sky just before midnight on New Year's Eve, and a new report declared that 96 percent of four species of bees have died off in recent years, the world's ecosystems seem more than a little fragile at the start of 2011.

Surge Desk reviews the not-so-cheery mass die-off news about our nation's birds, bees and fish (to say nothing of recent monarch butterfly declines) and looks at the suspected causes.

Birds
While the cause of death for roughly 4,000 red-winged blackbirds over Beebe, Ark., has so far been attributed to "blunt-force trauma," it remains something of a mystery as to what caused said trauma to occur. Leading theories over the midair deaths of so many birds include lightning strikes, a hail storm or stress from New Year's fireworks.

Bees
For the past few years, scientists have been tracking what they term a "colony collapse" of honey bees, blaming the death of millions of bees on a range of possible causes, such as pathogens, pesticide use, fungi, stress and even cell phone radiation. Now, a study released Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences finds that four other bee species, including the bumble bee, are also in sharp decline. What is behind the dwindling populations? As with the honey bee decline, pathogens and "reduced genetic diversity" are believed to be to blame.

Fish
Unlike the birds and the bees, mass die-offs of fish are not uncommon events. But the size of Thursday's fish kill in the Arkansas River is noteworthy. Testing is ongoing at the University of Arkansas to determine the exact cause of death, but researchers tell AOL News that pollution is not believed to be involved. More likely, the drum fish experienced a population boom over the summer, and then, as the fish were competing for food, a cold snap hit, further distressing an already vulnerable population.

Caligari 01-03-2011 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DEA (Post 17817870)
Birds
While the cause of death for roughly 4,000 red-winged blackbirds over Beebe, Ark., has so far been attributed to "blunt-force trauma,"

blunt force trauma could have something to do with the fact that they plummeted hundreds of feet to the ground;)

but of all the events the bee situation is the worst, that could screw things up considerably.

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Caligari 01-03-2011 05:42 PM

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Mr Happy 01-03-2011 07:59 PM

Ok I am going to fuck me 100 bitches before May 21st, 2011

MaDalton 01-03-2011 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Happy (Post 17818138)
Ok I am going to fuck me 100 bitches before May 21st, 2001

you will need to hurry - or buy a time machine

Mr Happy 01-03-2011 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17818143)
you will need to hurry - or buy a time machine

I just went back in time, damn i am fast


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