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Axzar 01-04-2011 08:02 PM

Crazy Texts From Third World Hookers
 
Oh really..if ur nearby..i will suck u.asap! Lol:)

Ah, xcuse me my salary here 10k a m0nth and 0wn m0ney i give to pe0ple make enteres , be stupid or entilegince. Think ab0ut it ?

D0nt w0rry fuck me, i think 2m0rr0 i back there

Yes baby im thirsty with ur protien need ur vitamins badly hehe.

yes i wish im there to give u bj.

The slut with the juiciest pussy ;-)

i'm eatin hagen dark choco w/ orange ice cream while folding my panties hehe i'm not high but i love to smell my underwear hahaha

true.. i think i will back out, sex more easy than to vote lol.

I had a crazy wet dream last night u and ur grateful c0ck ha ha

still in heckle Sugar? my pussy still smell yours i wanna keep it forever lol.. i feel like your cock stock inside mine pussy

I want ur big cock hotdog.come here ..im dying i need ur fuck:-(

HAHAHA I AM JUST NEEDING A PEANUT SUCKER HAHA MAYBE WHEN YOU.RE FREE

ooh im retarded sugar.. i love to sex with lol

but got my period but i can suck ur cock and swallow ur cam

0i afternoon blow job?!

Let me work u ha ha it's my fucking day off po! Suck u while u work lol

Pssst 0i h0w's ur weekend? Hope t0 see u s00n and suck u ha ha

your is my favorite microphone lol?

hehe i miss ur kisses between of my legs

Yes and y0ur hard c0ck makes me addicted to u...y0ur a hard habbit to break!.. Lol

Yes i will force u to fuck me 0r i will rape u and tie ur hands lol

Fuck me lol next week is my bday 28 ha ha

U just let me know when u want me to clean and suck u 0k?!

Hi po are u busy? U want a girl tonight? Hah one of my girl wants u! It's me po!

jonalyn the elepant bit breast

im thinking of ur handsome eyes n that huge cock in my mouth,kisses

Your fuck stopped my period yesterday.

Lol.u know how i'm so wet my juice falls into my legs now.Hehe!Joke.Hop 2 c u soon.Must take care always!.Kiss,kiss..muahhhh!...

yeah honey,hit my pussy wd ur hard bullet

im going bak home 2 baguio 2nyt,i wil miss yu handsome,u always make me horny

damn it i need ur fuck,can u give me a quick fuck b4 i leave,hehe

my legs wide open,please be gentle or else i wil fart in ur face :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TurboAngel 01-04-2011 08:13 PM

Sorry I can't read that.

Seth Manson 01-04-2011 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 17820805)
Sorry I can't read that.

Should be in the "sent messages" folder on your phone.

Slappin Fish 01-04-2011 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17820931)
Should be in the "sent messages" folder on your phone.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

carzygirls 01-04-2011 11:42 PM

so who owns hotdog.com?

Konda 01-04-2011 11:55 PM

Soooo handsome!!

CPA37710T 01-05-2011 12:03 AM

Your fuck stopped my period yesterday. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 01-05-2011 12:15 AM

:1orglaugh WTF

BruceM 01-05-2011 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17820931)
Should be in the "sent messages" folder on your phone.

:1orglaugh

djroof 01-05-2011 02:48 AM

what is that?

Konkan 01-05-2011 05:35 AM

I have to save some of these to send as text SMS

ottopottomouse 01-05-2011 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17820931)
Should be in the "sent messages" folder on your phone.

Oooooooooooooooooooo :upsidedow

tranza 01-05-2011 05:50 AM

Did you get those messages? Is that it?

CaptainHowdy 01-05-2011 05:52 AM

Gotta move to Thailand...

TurboAngel 01-05-2011 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17820931)
Should be in the "sent messages" folder on your phone.

Ok you got me!



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Axzar 01-05-2011 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17821423)
Gotta move to Thailand...

Baguio, Thailand?

Chosen 01-05-2011 06:12 AM

I LoL'd :1orglaugh

adult-help 01-05-2011 06:15 AM

so many "lols" - how old are they dude???

u-Bob 01-05-2011 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17820931)
Should be in the "sent messages" folder on your phone.

omg :1orglaugh

The Duck 01-05-2011 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPA37710T (Post 17821043)
Your fuck stopped my period yesterday. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:Oh crap

thickcash_amo 01-05-2011 06:49 AM

haha those are great!


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