FACEBOOK Will End On March 15th
 

http://weeklyworldnews.files.wordpre...pg?w=375&h=200

PALO ALTO, CA ?Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.
?Facebook has gotten out of control,? said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, ?and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.?
Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.
?After March 15th the whole website shuts down,? said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. ?So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won?t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.?
Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.
?I personally don?t think it?s a big deal,? he said in a private phone interview. ?And to be honest, I think it?s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That?s always a good thing.?
Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.
?What am I going to do without Facebook?? said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. ?My life revolves around it. I?m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time??
However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.
?I?m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,? said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. ?Now my teenager?s face won?t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.?
Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.
But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.
?I don?t care about the money,? said Zuckerberg. ?I just want my old life back.?
The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased

Source : http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines...on-march-15th/

End my ass...

...Again?

weeklyworldnews.com should be a HUGE clue.

And pigs will fly.

if everything is going to be "permanently erased" anyway, then what is the point of removing them?

One of my friends was telling me how Facebook was going to completely just "end" and "shut down" on March 15th. I laughed and called him a fucking idiot, as usual. But what else is new, he's the same guy who thinks those "balance bracelets" that people wear actually do what they claim. lmao Fucking gullible ass sheep...

These rumours could be true or not true.

Who knows ... i found some good thing to share so i did ... NVM

Just enjoy the way you make money online

Who knows? Anyone with a fucking brain knows they ain't gonna "end" Facebook. lol

Yea, he's getting tired of all the money and the power..

Anybody looking to buy a NYC bridge?

Yes we all know that the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS is a credible source of information.

OMFG my dance instructor got herself and me a balance bracelet!!! I didn't know how to react!! If I shut her down and tell her it's a crock of shit she will be offended. If I wear the bracelet, my penis will turn inward and I will grow a vagina. I want to be nice to her, but holy fuck a "balance bracelet"?!?!

weak attempt at comedy...

Thank goodness!

nothing will happen, expect if zurcockberger know that is end of world :)

Put it on then start walking aroudn like you no longer have balance and fall down repeatedly. Then you can take it off and tell her yours is broken.

I don`t give a fuck about FB, but what a hell.....

yeah and ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN 2011
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines...earth-in-2011/

The warning is for people who's only copy of that picture may be on FB if they've deleted it from their hard drive. If they want to keep a copy they need to grab it back off FB.

You can tell it's written like the onion from this line:

?What am I going to do without Facebook?? said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. ?My life revolves around it. I?m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time??

I bet the site is ran by them or a serious wannabe.

this is fake

At last count 1 out of every 12 people in the world are on face book daily. And the number is still growing.

And they are going to up and unplug it. There would be mass mental unrest in the whole world..

Would be kinda comical though..Laughing!!

Finally!!

Facebook will be renamed: goldman-sachs-book.com ROFLMFO

shame it ain't true :)

Steve #2.