So I had some things jammed up my ass yesterday.
 

Last thing I remembered was telling the Doc that if something gets stuck and he has to stick his fist up there it's no problem I can take it. Then I woke up and the nurse was telling me I need to fart as much as possible as theres a bunch of air in there. LOL. What a fucking day it was.

These things happen. Tomorrow is another day.

like dildos or something else? :)

Anestheologist said he was giving me the same shit that killed Michael Jackson. Didn't have the best bedside manners in my opinion. lol

It was like 3/4 to 1 inch thick and several feet long, I was thinking it would be small like fish tank air tubing or something.

Just another day at the office...

My kind of party.

You had me at hello.

pics ?

Isn't that some fun? Actually the prep was a lot worse then the procedure for me.

LOL, actually Doc gave me a pic but it's very very small, I'm gonna get the big pics when I go back in in a week. Maybe he will give me the video of the entire procedure. The one pic I saw was of the valve that seperates the small intestine form the large.

Made me smile, thanks! I needed that!

Good luck with the farting!

OMFG, I gagged and gagged and gagged. Tastes like saltwater with a little lemonade mixed in.

Think thats bad ? Then i hope you never have to have a camera scope put into your bladder !! It is also about an inch in diameter and believe it or not it goes down the eye of you dick. You think thats impossible but believe me its not :Oh crap:Oh crap

OMFG, I'm sure they put you out but you had to be sore for days afterwards

what did it cost - $5000?

IDK prolly more. First of the year so I had to pay out my $500 deductable right away. Prolly gonna be a 20% copay havent gotten the bill yet.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sweet. I wish I was there.

LOL coll story, funny replies.

Was it your head?

Wait i know: mayan figurines that you lost in a safe etc.

should have told those fuckers to kiss you first.

Free tips by Anal Hobbit are now useless.