Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over.
 

That is all.

Yo Momma's so fat she pays taxes in three different countries!

Yo momma's so fat,
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell

Yo mama so old she owes Moses a food stamp.

Yo mama so ugly we had to tie a porkchop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama so old she had a Jesus Starter jacket.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 4 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Your mama's so fat I took her to the zoo and the elephants thew HER peanuts.

Your mama's so old she went gang bangin' with Moses.

Your mama's so black she leaves finger prints on charcoal.

Your mama's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo mama's so poor when you walk in her front door you step into the back yard.

Yo mama's so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles, traffic slows down.

Yo mama's so dumb she got a wooden leg with a real foot.

Lol. I remember using that one.

Your mama's so stupid she spent an hour trying to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Your mama's so black she sat in a hot tub and made tea.

Your mama's so old when god said "let there be light" she flipped the switch.

Your mama's so fat she wore a Malcom X t-shirt out the house and a helicopter tried to land on her.

Your mama is this fat,

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le...aqs2o1_500.jpg

ha ha ha nicee

perfect /thread

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i almost died with this one!!! HAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Hood dad is doing it wrong:

http://i.imgur.com/qbRNe.jpg

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the zoo, elephants threw peanuts at her.

yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road

yo mama so fat when she gets in the backseat of a car it flips over

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Wow, this thread has legs!

Yo mama so fat she has to pull down her pants to get in her pocket

yo mama so fat when god said let their be light she stepped to the side

- Ta mère est tellement grosse que quand elle marche avec des talons aiguilles, elle trouve du pétrole.

Your mama so cross eyed when she cries tears go down her back

your mama is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham

I don't get it...

Holy shit !! :eek7:eek7

Okay, I'd like to continue the "yo momma" joke with a drawing :

http://img212.imagevenue.com/loc1002...123_1002lo.jpg
To view the image in whole click the thumbnail...

P.S. the image is drawn specially for this thread, and I don't mean to harm anyone's feelings and moms....

Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat people yelled "Taxi!"

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