ow does NASA deal with astronauts with blue balls in space?
 

Do they have something like flashlights but more space age on shuttles for astronauts to cum into?

Or are the expected to make repairs on multiple million dollar equipment with sexual frustration pissing them off?

Potassium bromide.

I suspect they consume the splooge for it's protein. No room for waste in space... :2 cents:

flashlights. I guess you mean fleshlights. You have been fucking the wrong light dumbass.

In space no one can hear you fap...

They just jack their meat pole into the vacuum thing that sucks up their piss and shit. Then the load is shot out into the frozen depths of space, hopefully landing and seeding some far off planet in a distant galaxy.

How do they go through college, just working/studying the entire time, and not out partying it up and chasing after smelly pussy like the rest of us?

If you've ever wondered why your not in space exploring the stars, just ask the last pussy you chased around.

All astronauts are gay. Its a requirement.

(They also like poo as well)

I can picture them staring out the window as a single tear rolls down their cheek, watching their poor poo float off into the vast emptiness of space. :1orglaugh

i dont get it

:(

wow that's deep. :1orglaugh

Amen. A similar look comes over my face each morning, when society dictates that I HAVE to flush the toilet... :(

they always send a prostitute up with the astronauts..

they just put her on at the last minute..

they tried to send a lady teacher up there once, but during liftoff she found out that she was just being sent up as a fuck hole for the the male astronauts and she pulled the wrong lever trying to abort and ended up blowing up the shuttle..

now, they just send up prostitutes and they make sure to chain her up until they are in outer space..





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that makes sense...

That's a good question, and a funny read so far. Any other ideas?

It's a college thing....

I wonder if they have sex up there, the male and female astronauts. I think they probably have for experimental purposes, however i think that adding emotions into something that high up in space might be a bad idea.

That is a really interesting answer...

I thought you might have meant Potassium nitrate (Saltpeter) but didn't find what I was looking for, so I looked up Potassium Bromide, and according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_bromide I found out that it was given to people in 1857 because it was commonly thought that epilepsy was caused by masturbation. !! Too funny.

I have heard from some guys that worked at NASA that some of the shuttle crews have pretty much been an orgyfest. They would fly certain crews with others because they knew there would be some sexual chemistry. That would be a good porn movie to film in zero gravity especially if she was a squirter LOL

i know a few people around here that should probably take that so they get work done during the day :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

They can sure fuck each other in space without much gravity.

just imagine the cum floating around weightlessly:Oh crap