They say you should be bowling partners when...
 

... you are a lot alike somebody else...

I have bowled in leagues and I have to say, I much prefer to bowl with people that are not like me. Preferably people that bowl in the 180 to 240 range.

What do you bowl?

When I can hang around with a guy or two that doesn't mind dragging my balls out from the car with all of their might, with a smile on their faces, knowing that it is MY BALLS that will make their night better, well fuck. Best friends forever.