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will76 01-19-2011 10:58 PM

My amazing penis pill results.
 
http://malepornstarsexposed.com/beforeafter.jpg

How many of you really believe this shit, just curious???

Look the guy in the picture not only got 2.5 inches bigger in less than 3 weeks time, but he didn't even move an inch during that time.

Same crap in the back ground, same pose. Is that the best you scammers can come up with. When you photo chop a picture at least make it believable.

carzygirls 01-19-2011 11:02 PM

I was on youjizz.com watching my daily intake of porn and the ads at the end of each movie to buy penis enlargement pills just got my dick 3.4" longer... 2cents ;)

Cyber Fucker 01-19-2011 11:08 PM

Well, anyone who believes in penis enlarging without surgery will believe in everything else e.g. photochoped pic.

MetaMan 01-19-2011 11:08 PM

LOL dude it is called MARKETING! there is NO SINGLE marketer who makes any kind of cash in HISTORY who tells the EXACT purpose of their product.

You are one of those guys who ruins it for everyone.

You are the same guy who complains about Mcdonalds burger not matching the commercial. Like who gives a fuck. Half the fun in life is not worrying how much full truth there is to everything.

Watch any car commercial. Zooming around like it is a sports car. Or kids talking like they "know" their "parents" want the car. are you going to call up Ford next and complain to them next?

Fact is humans dont need SHIT except to eat SOME FOOD and drink SOME WATER. Everything else in between is marketing "lies". but who cares?

Naughty 01-20-2011 05:12 AM

I never understood these pics where differences were posted, yet the background obviously shows it's about 15 minutes later.

In fact, these pills are better than advertised, results are there in 15 minutes, not 3 months!

seeandsee 01-20-2011 05:21 AM

It dont work end

loreen 01-20-2011 05:26 AM

Stupid ad for stupid people.
No wonder it works.

ottopottomouse 01-20-2011 05:26 AM

I saw a pop up on the internet selling these pills saying "Grow 4 inches in 4 weeks", so I bought some of these pills and they didn't even fucking work.
I'm still 5'3", they just made my dick bigger...

John-ACWM 01-20-2011 06:05 AM

There are always people to fool in any industry.

Some Guy 01-20-2011 06:06 AM

None of those pills work, obviously. That stupid "Extenze" company just had a class action lawsuit filed against them and wound up shelling out six million dollars.

http://www.topclassactions.com/lawsu...it-settlement-

Jack Sparrow 01-20-2011 06:39 AM

LOOOL, you are so right :)

CarlosTheGaucho 01-20-2011 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17856941)
LOL dude it is called MARKETING! there is NO SINGLE marketer who makes any kind of cash in HISTORY who tells the EXACT purpose of their product.

or you basically always only promise what any single product can do

regarding the class action suit I always wondered how can these pills even be sold in US and its legal system.

No matter how crappy these ads are they seem to sell as far as it's about the only product that's constantly advertised on the most visible ad spots all over the tubes for a long long time now

Emil 01-20-2011 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17856924)
http://malepornstarsexposed.com/beforeafter.jpg

How many of you really believe this shit, just curious???

Look the guy in the picture not only got 2.5 inches bigger in less than 3 weeks time, but he didn't even move an inch during that time.

Same crap in the back ground, same pose. Is that the best you scammers can come up with. When you photo chop a picture at least make it believable.

What do you mean? You can clearly see in the picture that his penis got bigger so of course it works.

CaptainHowdy 01-20-2011 06:57 AM

I used to have 15,658 posts, look at me now!

tripxsteve 01-20-2011 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some Guy (Post 17857303)
None of those pills work, obviously. That stupid "Extenze" company just had a class action lawsuit filed against them and wound up shelling out six million dollars.

That's nothing compared to what they made with that product. If you ever seen their late night infomercial they alway's had some type of spin on what they were describing. They never said it made your penis bigger.

will76 01-20-2011 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17856941)
LOL dude it is called MARKETING! there is NO SINGLE marketer who makes any kind of cash in HISTORY who tells the EXACT purpose of their product.

You are one of those guys who ruins it for everyone.

You are the same guy who complains about Mcdonalds burger not matching the commercial. Like who gives a fuck. Half the fun in life is not worrying how much full truth there is to everything.

Watch any car commercial. Zooming around like it is a sports car. Or kids talking like they "know" their "parents" want the car. are you going to call up Ford next and complain to them next?

Fact is humans dont need SHIT except to eat SOME FOOD and drink SOME WATER. Everything else in between is marketing "lies". but who cares?

so you comparing that mc donalds burger doesn't look as nice as the one on the commercial to a product promising men to increase their cock size by 2-3 inches????

There is a difference between marketing, and fraud. Photo shopping a picture to make a guys cock look 3 inches bigger in 3 weeks time none the less, and then selling them a snake oil isn't marketing, its fraud.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17857251)
I saw a pop up on the internet selling these pills saying "Grow 4 inches in 4 weeks", so I bought some of these pills and they didn't even fucking work.
I'm still 5'3", they just made my dick bigger...

lol

Agent 488 01-20-2011 10:23 AM

omg penis pills are bs you are blowing my mind thanks for your genius insight.

AzteK 01-20-2011 10:24 AM

Like the guy needed penis pills...he's hung like a mofo. He went from a horse to an elephant.

chaze 01-20-2011 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzteK (Post 17857907)
Like the guy needed penis pills...he's hung like a mofo. He went from a horse to an elephant.

That's small man, what are you used to? :1orglaugh JK

will76 01-20-2011 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17857905)
omg penis pills are bs you are blowing my mind thanks for your genius insight.

you should thank me, i just saved you $100 a month. You can stop buying them now, your dick wont grow no matter how many of them you take.

Chosen 01-20-2011 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17857905)
omg penis pills are bs you are blowing my mind thanks for your genius insight.

:1orglaugh

TheLegacy 01-20-2011 11:11 AM

Basically it's attempting to push so much blood into the penis that it's forced longer - the other side is penis pills that keep hard etc. - those I have seen work but claiming length is merely just doing the same thing really - more blood

alf6300 01-20-2011 11:27 AM

WHAT? you mean I am wasting my money?

xxweekxx 01-20-2011 11:31 AM

lol @ that pic.. and yeah its all marketing.. if you are dumb enough to believe that, well then buy it..

every product is over hyped anyways..

marketsmart 01-20-2011 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17857901)
so you comparing that mc donalds burger doesn't look as nice as the one on the commercial to a product promising men to increase their cock size by 2-3 inches????

There is a difference between marketing, and fraud. Photo shopping a picture to make a guys cock look 3 inches bigger in 3 weeks time none the less, and then selling them a snake oil isn't marketing, its fraud.

:thumbsup



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lazycash 01-20-2011 11:35 AM

I frequently get modeling gigs for the "after" photos and I can tell you that there is a marked spot on the floor where everyone has to stand so it maintains the integrity of the background, so definitely no conspiracy.

Agent 488 01-20-2011 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17858121)
I frequently get modeling gigs for the "after" photos

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_ima...eIfSerious.jpg

lazycash 01-20-2011 11:38 AM

I am a little concerned though, my sister accidentally got into my penis pill stash thinking they were uppers and things got out of hand.

http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploa...hadow-dong.jpg

96ukssob 01-20-2011 11:41 AM

of course its real, it was posted on the internet!

will76 01-20-2011 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17858121)
I frequently get modeling gigs for the "after" photos and I can tell you that there is a marked spot on the floor where everyone has to stand so it maintains the integrity of the background, so definitely no conspiracy.

but this looks like it was in the dude's apartment and not on thing changed in the background 3 weeks later?? the stool in same spot, shit on the floor same spot, same green bowl, 3 weeks later he comes back and stands exactly in the same spot in front of the same shit... I can understand in front of a wall, where something is marked etc... I can also easily see where it was photo shopped. I can photo shop my own cock better than they did with that one.

will76 01-20-2011 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17858127)
I am a little concerned though, my sister accidentally got into my penis pill stash thinking they were uppers and things got out of hand.

http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploa...hadow-dong.jpg

whoooooa is she single ?

Chris 01-20-2011 12:01 PM

i have will on ignore
but if you want some pills will go ahead and shoot me an email with your mailing address :-)

btw pills on tube sites do amazingly well

mvee 01-20-2011 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some Guy (Post 17857303)
None of those pills work, obviously. That stupid "Extenze" company just had a class action lawsuit filed against them and wound up shelling out six million dollars.

http://www.topclassactions.com/lawsu...it-settlement-

" A valid claim will have the choice to receive a cash refund or a retail package of ExtenZe NASCAR Racing merchandise."

I bet you some idiots took the NASCAR jacket too

lazycash 01-20-2011 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17858139)
but this looks like it was in the dude's apartment and not on thing changed in the background 3 weeks later?? the stool in same spot, shit on the floor same spot, same green bowl, 3 weeks later he comes back and stands exactly in the same spot in front of the same shit... I can understand in front of a wall, where something is marked etc... I can also easily see where it was photo shopped. I can photo shop my own cock better than they did with that one.

The photo set is always meant to look like a real life apartment, Bradm was very careful to maintain the exact same setup every time.

will76 01-20-2011 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 17858173)
i have will on ignore
but if you want some pills will go ahead and shoot me an email with your mailing address :-)

btw pills on tube sites do amazingly well

LOL that post is priceless... right on cue. :1orglaugh

spazlabz 01-20-2011 12:27 PM

OMFG!! WHERE CAN I GET SOME OF THESE PILLS!!??

spam me with ref links

Roald 01-20-2011 12:34 PM

What the hell are you talking about, they do work. The moment the surfer hit the "confirm order" button it worked.

;))

hjnet 01-20-2011 01:55 PM

Well, people believe in god, why shouldn't they believe in Penis Pills?

Juicy D. Links 01-20-2011 02:06 PM

that is a beautiful penis

SteveHardeman 01-20-2011 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17858121)
I frequently get modeling gigs for the "after" photos and I can tell you that there is a marked spot on the floor where everyone has to stand so it maintains the integrity of the background, so definitely no conspiracy.

Sadly, I frequently get modeling gigs for the "before" photos. Penis, weight-loss, skin-care....always the "before." :-(

will76 01-20-2011 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 17858524)
that is a beautiful penis

The before or after ?

lazycash 01-20-2011 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveHardeman (Post 17858538)
Sadly, I frequently get modeling gigs for the "before" photos. Penis, weight-loss, skin-care....always the "before." :-(

Nice to meet you, guess we've been partners and never really met.

FlexxAeon 01-20-2011 04:03 PM

the funny part is it looks like the photoshop work was done on the BEFORE picture :1orglaugh

garce 01-20-2011 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17856924)
http://malepornstarsexposed.com/beforeafter.jpg

How many of you really believe this shit, just curious???

Look the guy in the picture not only got 2.5 inches bigger in less than 3 weeks time, but he didn't even move an inch during that time.

Same crap in the back ground, same pose. Is that the best you scammers can come up with. When you photo chop a picture at least make it believable.

Looks like someone ate one of his cookies.

will76 01-20-2011 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17858242)
The photo set is always meant to look like a real life apartment, Bradm was very careful to maintain the exact same setup every time.

I heard Bradm was good at fluffing up the cocks before the pictures were taken too.

lazycash 01-20-2011 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17859207)
I heard Bradm was good at fluffing up the cocks before the pictures were taken too.

Um, I'd rather not comment on that as it might affect future modeling gigs for me.


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