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DirtyDanza 01-20-2011 02:29 PM

The funniest part about Charlie Sheen thing
 
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com...il_509x259.jpg


anyone who deals with whores on a daily basis like myself im sure was laughing their ass off about this one.....



her phone is out of service

hahahahahah


I can't count how many times this happends... a girl replies to an ad... you call her back 10 min later her phone is shut off...

or the best is when you pay a girl on a tuesday and wed her phone is shut off and she's broke and outta gas calling you for gas money......


these fucking whores.....

DirtyDanza 01-20-2011 02:31 PM

see it's never a happy medium ...


thing with whores is they either

A. Phone is shut off all the time or some pre paid shit cause there credit is fucked....

B. 2 phones in hand always .. one for party at night with girlfriends one is the whore phone

mynameisjim 01-20-2011 02:37 PM

I think the funniest part is that Charlie Sheen has kids and soon we will all be able to laugh at their dysfunctional drug fueled exploits being posted on TMZ as well.

Hooray for pop culture! May you entertain us forever!

punker barbie 01-20-2011 02:38 PM

am i the only that finds his spelling appalling?

mite is so laughable

Xer0 01-20-2011 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 17858599)
see it's never a happy medium ...


thing with whores is they either

A. Phone is shut off all the time or some pre paid shit cause there credit is fucked....

B. 2 phones in hand always .. one for party at night with girlfriends one is the whore phone

ROFL!
Funny but true.

loreen 01-20-2011 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 17858619)
am i the only that finds his spelling appalling?

No, but I wasn't expecting any better :)

Gabriel 01-20-2011 02:43 PM

Same email

http://las​-vegas-esc​or...987.ht​m

http://classifieds.myredbook.com/cla...hp?adid=207758

Mutt 01-20-2011 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 17858619)
am i the only that finds his spelling appalling?

mite is so laughable

unbelievable - the Sheens are pretty intelligent including Charlie and you'd think with all the scripts,contracts and business dealings he'd just soak some of that up. BUT remember him and his brothers were child actors, doubt school meant much to them, be it regular school or tutors child actors have.

on the other hand he just mite be an idiot.

MrBottomTooth 01-20-2011 03:18 PM

I imagine he was probably just drunk and trying to save a few keystrokes while texting. I don't pay much attention to spelling while texting.

marketsmart 01-20-2011 03:22 PM

:1orglaugh

at all you ragging on his spelling...

if you have ever been on a 5 day bender and are looking for some pussy, the last thing on your mind is spell checking...

dont hate the player..... most of you here would sell your soul to be in his shoes... :2 cents:





.

mynameisjim 01-20-2011 03:28 PM

I was a bit surprised at the spelling. I figured a guy in his 40's who still smokes cocaine would have impeccable grammar and written communication skills.

Bottom line is this guy is a white trash loser. If he didn't have kids he would be my hero. But he goes to visit his children and instead goes on a cocaine and hooker bender? What a loser.

cherrylula 01-20-2011 03:50 PM

yeah he's an A-list loser. lol

thickcash_amo 01-20-2011 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17858751)
I imagine he was probably just drunk and trying to save a few keystrokes while texting. I don't pay much attention to spelling while texting.

doesnt Iphone have autocorrect? Or is that just for regular texting?

DirtyDanza 01-20-2011 04:00 PM

have you seen my writings?

I have no room to speak on his spelling... while I noticed it I just don;t want to be the kettle calling the pot black....


the whore thing I feel his pain though....

Jman 01-20-2011 04:04 PM

So what's your weekly budget with prostitutes DD???

Agent 488 01-20-2011 04:06 PM

charlie is a 16 year old boy at heart. it's obvious text spelling.

DirtyDanza 01-20-2011 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 17858870)
So what's your weekly budget with prostitutes DD???

No where near what Sheen's is...

My partner and I were talking about that yesterday.. he has a little higher budget than I do... but im cheap and get girls cheap..

I'd say I get about 3-5 whores a week.... but I don't pay anywhere near what he does at all... shit I would not pay that for a shoot that I could make my money back from much less for fun...

I have rule of thumb.. if it's over 300 it's going on camera

Cyber Fucker 01-20-2011 04:22 PM

I don't care.

Quagmire 01-20-2011 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel (Post 17858644)

jesus she's short.

chaze 01-20-2011 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 17858599)
see it's never a happy medium ...


thing with whores is they either

A. Phone is shut off all the time or some pre paid shit cause there credit is fucked....

B. 2 phones in hand always .. one for party at night with girlfriends one is the whore phone

Always wondered why some of the girls I date have two phones and use prepaid.

seeandsee 01-20-2011 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 17858591)
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com...il_509x259.jpg


anyone who deals with whores on a daily basis like myself im sure was laughing their ass off about this one.....



her phone is out of service

hahahahahah


I can't count how many times this happends... a girl replies to an ad... you call her back 10 min later her phone is shut off...

or the best is when you pay a girl on a tuesday and wed her phone is shut off and she's broke and outta gas calling you for gas money......


these fucking whores.....

he is really strange man...

CaptainHowdy 01-20-2011 04:44 PM

I'm only appalled by the way he wrote "might"...

SBJ 01-20-2011 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17858751)
I imagine he was probably just drunk and trying to save a few keystrokes while texting. I don't pay much attention to spelling while texting.

so true. I can spell well when I'm sober but after all night benders my txts do look like this at times haha.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze (Post 17858963)
Always wondered why some of the girls I date have two phones and use prepaid.

a lot of people I know have 2 phones. One for biz, friends and family and one for txting drinking buddies and sluts/guys.

Dirty D 01-20-2011 05:46 PM

Good to know that Charlie has to put up with the same BS we do... lol

NikKay 01-21-2011 07:23 AM

I once heard that people remain the same age and maturity level they started doing drugs at... looks like Charlie snorted his first bump around 14 or so. :)

tranza 01-21-2011 07:49 AM

That's fake.......

CaptainHowdy 01-21-2011 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NikKay (Post 17860122)
I once heard that people remain the same age and maturity level they started doing drugs at... looks like Charlie snorted his first bump around 14 or so. :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh..

cwd 01-21-2011 08:11 AM

his show makes so much money for CBS that as long as no one is killed he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Jon Cryer better be banking his cash now cause when Charlie finally does go over the line Cryers career is over.

Bryan G 01-21-2011 08:38 AM

Who gives a fuck about his spelling, he makes more cash than anyone on this board combined.

_Richard_ 01-21-2011 09:22 AM

wonder what 'nitch' ginger is

ottopottomouse 01-21-2011 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze (Post 17858963)
Always wondered why some of the girls I date have two phones and use prepaid.

I know lots of people that run two phones - 1 for work and 1 for personal stuff.

xxweekxx 01-21-2011 10:41 AM

2 and half men is funny as shit.. and super popular.. in a lot of countries.lol

charlie is funny and that show makes me laugh all day... charlie to the bank$$

DaddyHalbucks 01-21-2011 10:57 AM

"A-list actor?"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

xxweekxx 01-21-2011 10:59 AM

actually yeah.. charlie is one of the highest earners in hollywood.. $2mil per episode adds up...

actually in TV comedy series charlie sheen is #1 in earning :)

and its a huge gap between sheen and the #2 person who is jon cryer(also 2 and half men)

cwd 01-21-2011 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 17860544)
2 and half men is funny as shit.. and super popular.. in a lot of countries.lol

charlie is funny and that show makes me laugh all day... charlie to the bank$$

I've tried watching that show a few times and just don't like it. I don't find it funny in any way, but I know a lot of people that do. oh well.

xxweekxx 01-21-2011 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cwd (Post 17860590)
I've tried watching that show a few times and just don't like it. I don't find it funny in any way, but I know a lot of people that do. oh well.

average viewership per episode is around 13-15mil in usa alone.. thats a lotta people ^_^

epitome 01-21-2011 12:44 PM

It's all fun and games until Charlie Sheen gets an STD and spreads it through the porn industry.

Every stunt cock has probably already had Charlie's left over spermies rubbing up against their head while fucking.

epitome 01-21-2011 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 17860267)
Who gives a fuck about his spelling, he makes more cash than anyone on this board combined.

Pretty much. Whether he can spell or not, he still gets what he wants. :pimp

epitome 01-21-2011 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 17860580)
"A-list actor?"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"Webmaster?"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

(see how easy that is to do?)

TurboAngel 01-21-2011 02:22 PM

Good to see he has Gmail!

V_RocKs 01-21-2011 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 17858896)
if it's over 300 it's going on camera

I love that!

V_RocKs 01-21-2011 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 17861094)
Good to see he has Gmail!

Good to see your reading comprehension skills are sub-par.

Chosen 01-21-2011 03:19 PM

The letter is probably fake :)

Bank Of America 01-21-2011 04:33 PM

nah the funniest thing about this is that KB is the one who got the email and found charlie at the Palms.

i was there when he got the call to go to Palms.
The guy has incredible luck


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