A former comrade in arms
 

...called me last year to tell me it looked like he was on his way out from cancer spreading in his body...he apparently had more than one tumor. Well he called me to tell me that after months of radiation and chemo the cancer is now in remission. They are getting better at this folks.

Maybe you will die of cancer and your friend can find your body and your PC logged into to gfy so he can alert us of this great loss.

My mother in law recently had breast cancer. She lost her breast, but otherwise she's doing fine. We are getting better at this cancer thing.