The State of the Union address can be summed up I think in less than 20 secs..
 

< begin state of union address >

My Fellow Americans,

We are fucked


Thank You

< /begin state of union address >

lol....... :1orglaugh

i thought it was....

ladies and gentlemen.... i don't know... you figure this mess out. we're fucked. i'm going to spend 90 minutes spewing bullshit, old guys are gonna applaud every 15 seconds, and then i'll be criticized all night.....

figure it out yourselves america....