New drug could reduce number of stupid costume and theme parties by 40%
 

i will snurf a batting shit

We need that shit here. We need more then 40%. Years ago I thought it was cool when I first moved to a resort town and everybody threw themed parties and everyone got into them. Now it's just so fucking lame. No one can throw a party in this god damn town without it being a "Bright pink ponies and dudes with handle bar mustaches" theme, or some stupid fucking shit. It's like it's become a competition for originality in your stupid fucking idea. The fat chicks in town do not need any more reasons to wear tutus out anymore. I'll give the cleavage parties props, but only the cleavage theme parties, they always seem to play out alright. I would like to go to a drinking beer and smoking joints party again some day...

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key west? lol

say what?? :helpme

That's pretty bad when they have to come up with a drug to battle happiness

"In this week's Time magazine, Michael Pelocik of UCLA argues that many patients get similar results from natural remedies, something as simple as a diet of corn syrup and white bread and a total lack of exercise."

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Onion does such amazing spoofs of real news, even using former anchor people from CNN and other TV networks to make them even more convincing.

I could send that to a bunch of people, older mostly, who would have no clue that was a spoof.

is posting shit from the onion here the new thing to come off like you're dope elite?

no, it's called Sunday morning :helpme