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harvey 02-01-2011 04:11 PM

OMG! This is getting crazy bananas!
 

Yeah baby, we got absolutely crazy and now you can take advantage of that!

For the time being and for only 10 clients, we'll lower prices UP TO 50%!

yes, we're absolutely crazy! And the best part is that you'll get the same level of quality that made of us one of the top design companies, this is not some kind of "we'll outsource to some cheap labor", this is the real deal:

your chance of getting high end designs made to convert for as low as $500!

So you may ask what's the catch. And yes, not exactly a catch, but there are some conditions:

1- Designs will be delivered in full valid XHTML. Other than that, NO IMPLEMENTATION OF ANY KIND. You can hire someone else or if you really really want us to do it, be ready to pay 100% over the price (still cheaper than many companies and higher quality!)

2- Designs will include the following:
  • Paysites: warning, main page, join page, template
  • Tube Designs: warning, main page, video page, template
  • Affiliate Designs/ mainstream: main page, signup page, template
  • High End Blogs: main page, single page, template (this may include implementation as long as you don't require custom coding)

3- You'll get all sources, PSD, fonts and fully commented XHTML code so you can implement scripts or whatever you need to do

4- The promotion doesn't include galleries, headers, banners nor additional pages not mentioned above.

5- Price for any option is $600 via Paypal, $500 via Western Union (fees on your side) and $520 via Paxum

6- Due to the new trend of people thinking projects may take 2 to 4 months, all payments are 100% in advance.

7- All projects will have an average turnaround of 3 to 5 days and they will be delivered on a "first come first served" basis. However, spots may be reserved for a later time.

8- All projects will be scheduled in order to finish the latest one no later than March 31 2011.

9- Spots will be assigned on a "per project" basis, thus, 1 client reserving all 10 spots will end the promo.

10- All the above conditions are extremely reasonable, therefore non-negotiable (unless you need additional pages, they'll go for $100 per page)


but wait, there's even more, let's add some pizazz to the banana shake!

All clients reserving spots for this promotion will get a whooping discount on our revolutionary and ground breaking project to be launched in April 3nd 2011. I won't say anything else about this, but most of you will end using it, unless you hate money. Take my word that after 2 1/2 years of development, I can assure you it will become the standard in adult and probably taking a pretty big share of mainstream market :winkwink: Anyways, the discount will be as this: if used in the projects you purchase, you'll get a 50% discount! If used in another site of yours, then 25% discount

This is uber-bananas: you may end getting a high end and converting design... FOR FREE!


What are you waiting for?
Just fill the form on our site with the subject BANANAS PROMO or send mail to sales + mozlo + com and let's get this rolling!

loreen 02-01-2011 04:18 PM

Crazy eyes!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-01-2011 04:21 PM

http://blurzschyter.files.wordpress....ana_art_01.jpg

:banana :Graucho :banana :Graucho :banana :Graucho Fucking Bananas!!! :banana :Graucho :banana :Graucho :banana :Graucho

ADG

harvey 02-01-2011 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17884855)
http://blurzschyter.files.wordpress....ana_art_01.jpg

:banana :Graucho :banana :Graucho :banana :Graucho Fucking Bananas!!! :banana :Graucho :banana :Graucho :banana :Graucho

ADG

it's crazy bananas, please pay attention :mad:

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-01-2011 05:54 PM

http://zabblog.files.wordpress.com/2...nana_crazy.jpg

:banana :banana :banana





ADG

CaptainHowdy 02-01-2011 05:58 PM

http://8106.tv/blog/wp-content/uploa...eaks-dwarf.jpg

harvey 02-01-2011 09:45 PM

1 spot already confirmed :thumbsup

Come on guys, what do you need? a loan?

Spunky 02-01-2011 09:50 PM

Dad? :Oh crap
http://zabblog.files.wordpress.com/2...nana_crazy.jpg

JD 02-01-2011 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 17885396)
1 spot already confirmed :thumbsup

Come on guys, what do you need? a loan?

apparently... :helpme

Chosen 02-01-2011 10:29 PM

Totally crazy :helpme

xenigo 02-01-2011 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 17885396)
1 spot already confirmed :thumbsup

Come on guys, what do you need? a loan?

Does that 1 include me? :2 cents:

harvey 02-01-2011 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 17885463)
Does that 1 include me? :2 cents:

didn't get yours :helpme if you sent it to the mozlo address, then I'll ask Ed to resend it to me tomorrow, otherwise please send it to webmaster + fdsign + com

xenigo 02-02-2011 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 17885542)
didn't get yours :helpme if you sent it to the mozlo address, then I'll ask Ed to resend it to me tomorrow, otherwise please send it to webmaster + fdsign + com

Spam folder, perhaps?

http://www.serialmedia.com/design.png

Fat Panda 02-02-2011 12:24 AM

thinking about this

CaptainHowdy 02-02-2011 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC (Post 17885563)
thinking about this

http://bluebuddies.com/gallery/Smurf...rf_Buttons.jpg

CaptainHowdy 02-02-2011 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17885873)

Busted :(... Bump!

RyuLion 02-02-2011 09:15 AM

Estas Loco!!!!

seeandsee 02-02-2011 09:42 AM

that is super promo

Deej 02-02-2011 10:34 AM

ohhhh holy shit! Harvey has done did it again...

:thumbsup :pimp

harvey 02-02-2011 12:13 PM

Thanx for the bumps guys! :thumbsup

Anyway, 4 spots gone, 1 awaiting confirmation, 5 left

harvey 02-02-2011 08:10 PM

5 gone, 1 to confirm, 4 left. Let's try to close this in the next 24 hours! :thumbsup

harvey 02-03-2011 05:05 PM

update: 6 spots taken (paid and scheduled), 2 to confirm, 2 spots left. You sneeze, you lose! :winkwink:

harvey 02-04-2011 12:48 PM

1 to confirm, 2 left...

on a side note, I thought that this promo was crazy, but the craziest part is it seems adult biz is in an all time low, last time I did a promo like this spots lasted a few hours :(

CaptainHowdy 02-04-2011 12:49 PM

http://www.gfy.com/image.php?u=6599&dateline=1282103153

harvey 02-05-2011 03:32 PM

only 1 spot left and 1 pending confirmation :)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-05-2011 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 17896053)
only 1 spot left and 1 pending confirmation :)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Vy0pG9JiVC...0/email+me.bmp

ADG

xenigo 02-05-2011 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 17896053)
only 1 spot left and 1 pending confirmation :)

I'll transfer the money to your bank account as soon as I get the updated account # information from you on Monday.

harvey 02-05-2011 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17896057)

mailed

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 17896063)
I'll transfer the money to your bank account as soon as I get the updated account # information from you on Monday.

sure Noah, you're confirmed anyway :)


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