I'm drinking a Four Loko now.
 

Taste Great!

:1orglaugh

Biggest lie I've ever told.


I just had to try one though to see if I pass out.

It's so nasty that I doubt I will finish it.

you can use it to clean drains

It's not the same Four Loko that everyone made a fuss about. The caffeine, gaurana, taurine, etc are all taken out now and it's just a big can of pass-out now. Before they took all of that out you could drink one and still feel sober afterward, just "more fun". Ok maybe not feel sober but you wouldn't realize how drunk you really were and would feel pretty straight.

I've never been able to drink 2 of them without puking. Which makes you wonder why they made such a big deal about people going out of control after drinking 4+.

I'm not going to waste this can on cleaning a drain, however, my next
door neighbor has a toe with gangrene, so I'll just pour a little of this can
on it so he can skip the doctor.

Well maybe the stuff they took out was only there to make this shit taste good.

:1orglaugh

Nah, it pretty much still tastes the same haha.

Fuck it :upsidedow

On 2nd thought, a Four Loko might make this superbowl interesting..

Thanks for the warning, I don't think it's available in Europe but anyway, the idea of energy drink mixed with alcohol doesn't sound encouraging.

I finished the 4loko and my stomach hurts so I cooked a massive hamburger to try and
kill it from the inside.

The burger was sooooo good!!!!!!!

Of course after tasting 4loko, toe jam is probably delicious.