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moeloubani 02-08-2011 12:20 PM

Man killed by armed bird at cock fight
 
http://www.therecord.com/news/world/...d-at-cockfight

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DELANO, CALIF. ? A man attending a cockfight has died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its limb.

The Kern County coroner says 35-year-old Jose Luis Ochoa was declared dead at a hospital about two hours after he suffered the injury on Jan. 30.

An autopsy concluded Ochoa died of an accidental ?sharp force injury? to his right calf.

Sheriff?s spokesman Ray Pruitt says it?s unclear if a delay in seeking medical attention contributed to Ochoa?s death. Tulare officials are investigating; no arrests were made at the cockfight.

Illegal in the United States, cockfighting is a sport, in which specially bred roosters are put into a ring and encouraged to fight until one is incapacitated or killed.

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2011 12:23 PM

i can see that happening. Doesn't take long if you get a main vein in the leg cut.

DEA - banned for life 02-08-2011 12:34 PM

Dude Literally got Cock Slapped and died...

ottopottomouse 02-08-2011 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17901922)
i can see that happening. Doesn't take long if you get a main vein in the leg cut.

Yep. Several years ago someone I knew was stabbed in the leg and was dead before the ambulance got there :(

MaximX 02-08-2011 03:25 PM

The bird won:thumbsup

Gabriel 02-08-2011 03:27 PM

I just read that too

http://www.presstelegram.com/breakingnews/ci_17328841


beware the spurs!!

Caligari 02-08-2011 03:28 PM

awesome, i think the birds are getting savvy.

Fat Panda 02-08-2011 03:48 PM

smart fucking birds

Vendzilla 02-08-2011 04:38 PM

there has to be a KFC joke in here somewhere?

HomerSimpson 02-08-2011 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA (Post 17901943)
Dude Literally got Cock Slapped and died...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

psbfo 02-08-2011 08:29 PM

He might have been better off just playing Angry Birds instead... :1orglaugh

adultchatpay 02-08-2011 08:34 PM

armed cock! wow

Spunky 02-08-2011 08:36 PM

Check one for the chicken

bronco67 02-08-2011 09:16 PM

he's the only guy ever to die from getting stabbed in the calf by a chicken. I fucking guarantee that.

Adam_M 02-08-2011 09:27 PM

Love the comments!!!

"He who lives by the cock, dies by the cock."
"That cock was no chicken"
"So I guess... Fowl play is suspected. YEEaaaHHHH!"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

kevlar1080 02-08-2011 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchatpay (Post 17902813)
armed cock! wow


:1orglaugh

Coup 02-09-2011 03:54 AM

just desserts

RadicalSights 02-09-2011 04:04 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4LB6w...eature=related

I prefer Golden Pheasants Fighting

John-ACWM 02-09-2011 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA (Post 17901943)
Dude Literally got Cock Slapped and died...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Scott McD 02-09-2011 12:28 PM

Fuck him, and everyone else who attents cock-fights... :2 cents:


:321GFY

96ukssob 02-09-2011 12:29 PM

thats a shitty way to go, but shouldnt be at cock fights in the first place :2 cents:

Scott McD 02-09-2011 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 17904184)
thats a shitty way to go, but shouldnt be at cock fights in the first place :2 cents:

It's the same as when people get injured at bullfights.

I love it when the bulls get some revenge on those assholes...

Agent 488 02-09-2011 12:38 PM

adapt or die.


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