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Barefootsies 02-11-2011 11:19 AM

15 Things Every Business Owner Should Know
 
1. Always remember: Cash is king.
2. Cash may be king, but it's not everything.
3. Culture matters.
4. Systems can be humane.
5. Character is key when hiring new employees.
6. To grow, you must first learn to delegate and to trust.
7. Plan for rainy days.
8. Working with partners is easier said than done.
9. Keeping good records is also easier said than done.
10. To engage workers, let them call (some of) the shots.
11. Customer service is not a department. It's a way of life.
12. The best salespeople thrive on rejection.
13. Knowing how to control clients is an art.
14. Failures are good for you.
15. You need to leave yourself time to dream.

SHAPALICIOUS

2012 02-11-2011 11:25 AM

7. Plan for rainy days.

epitome 02-11-2011 11:27 AM

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2012 02-11-2011 11:29 AM

16. Eat your vegetables. I recommend Peas

L-Pink 02-11-2011 11:31 AM

#16. If you are naive enough to think your employees aren't stealing from you now, be realistic enough to know they will steal from you in the future. Plan accordingly.


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Lykos 02-11-2011 12:23 PM

Looks like a good list:)

bronco67 02-11-2011 12:29 PM

For the self employed --- give the boss a handjob.

candyflip 02-11-2011 12:42 PM

Always wear sunscreen.

woj 02-11-2011 12:47 PM

not a bad list actually :thumbsup

Barefootsies 02-11-2011 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 17909093)
not a bad list actually :thumbsup

True dat.
:winkwink:

loreen 02-11-2011 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 17909080)
Always wear sunscreen.


Domain Diva 02-11-2011 05:49 PM

I disagree with this one...

12. The best salespeople thrive on rejection.

Scott McD 02-11-2011 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 17908849)
14. Failures are good for you.

Like Epass ??

ShellyCrash 02-11-2011 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 17908849)
12. The best salespeople are mormans.


I fixed it for you :thumbsup

Grapesoda 02-11-2011 07:21 PM

1 thing to know about sex: have as much as possible

epitome 02-11-2011 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17910019)
I fixed it for you :thumbsup

Mormon's? :helpme

Agent 488 02-11-2011 07:25 PM

16: Adapt or die.

ShellyCrash 02-11-2011 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17910051)
Mormon's? :helpme

It seems to be a rite of passage that young adult mormons are sent on mission. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missionary_(LDS_Church)

As missionaries the majority of them go door to door trying to convert people. Mormons I have known have told me about how they would go to giant high rise apartment buildings, start at the top floor and spend their entire day going door to door, knocking, and trying to spread the good word.

No one on earth knows rejection like someone trying to sell religion unsolicited, door to door, face to face. Mormans make hard as nails sales people. When it comes to selling they have no fear, no hang ups. If you want someone dyed in the wool that will pitch your line, word for word with absolute conviction find a mormon / recovering LDS. :2 cents:

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-11-2011 08:37 PM

Thank you.
Did you write it yourself?

Chosen 02-11-2011 09:31 PM

Thanks... kinda :)


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