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CYF 02-15-2011 10:57 PM

accidentaly used my business card for a personal purchase
 
I pulled out the wrong card and bought a pizza for $13.99 using my business card. I know you're not supposed to mix personal and business expenses. What should I do? Forget about it? Put the money back in the business account?

the Shemp 02-15-2011 11:00 PM

sounds like you had a business lunch ...

itto 02-15-2011 11:01 PM

was it a good pizza?

CYF 02-15-2011 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itto (Post 17918366)
was it a good pizza?

it was :)

Agent 488 02-15-2011 11:06 PM

get your resume updated.

BJ 02-15-2011 11:09 PM

retarded thread of the day

tabasco 02-15-2011 11:10 PM

turn yourself in

DateDoc 02-15-2011 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 17918365)
sounds like you had a business lunch ...

I second that!

DangerX !!! 02-15-2011 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 17918365)
sounds like you had a business lunch ...

:2 cents:

Count it as business expenses.

will76 02-15-2011 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 17918365)
sounds like you had a business lunch ...

The IRS might not believe it, but I have occasional business lunches at Subway :thumbsup :1orglaugh (sometimes even by myself ) :1orglaugh

Rochard 02-15-2011 11:20 PM

Get the fuck over it.

I have a bad habit of putting my business checks into my personal account. They are at the same bank and the bank just cashes them and never asks questions. I think that's pretty much standard with banks these days - they know they can trace everything and reverse money if need be.

I just keep my business card in a money pouch where I store the checks, and that was the end of that problem.

marzzo 02-15-2011 11:21 PM

I wouldn't worry about it.

A new report from the United States Postal Service Inspector General finds that U.S. postal employees have been using their USPS credit cards for private travel and personal expenses.

One worker used his card to make more than 50 purchases at "adult entertainment establishments." Another bought an Apple computer and paid his mortgage. A group of employees flew their families and friends to Spain and Italy.

Overall, the report finds that the USPS lost $600,000 on unauthorized employee expenses.

This from an agency that lost $8.5 billion in the 2010 fiscal year. The USPS said this week that it expects to default on its financial obligations by the end of this year unless Congress changes a law requiring it to put more than $5.4 billion towards retiree benefits annually.

http://www.businessinsider.com/posta...in-debt-2011-2

vending_machine 02-15-2011 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17918397)
Get the fuck over it.

I have a bad habit of putting my business checks into my personal account. They are at the same bank and the bank just cashes them and never asks questions. I think that's pretty much standard with banks these days - they know they can trace everything and reverse money if need be.

I just keep my business card in a money pouch where I store the checks, and that was the end of that problem.

There's a big problem with that. Once you deposit business checks into your personal account then the IRS will think that ALL deposits into your personal account are for business purposes. It is then YOUR responsibility to prove otherwise.

To those who make this mistake. Make a record of your mishap and put it in your tax filing for future proof (then cross your fingers you never get audited).

Sunny Day 02-16-2011 12:21 AM

Fix the error
 
You write a check from your personal account to payment for the business account credit card for the exact amount.
That's what you have to do if you worked for a mainstream company. Unless the company is a bunch of jerks, no problem. They know employees accidentally do that. It's so common.
If you're working at a jerk company. You might be in big trouble. I worked at a place where 5 supervisors individually gave me grief after accidentally calling 911. Fucking 1 button on the phone always stuck.

CYF 02-16-2011 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sunny Day (Post 17918475)
You write a check from your personal account to payment for the business account credit card for the exact amount.
That's what you have to do if you worked for a mainstream company. Unless the company is a bunch of jerks, no problem. They know employees accidentally do that. It's so common.
If you're working at a jerk company. You might be in big trouble. I worked at a place where 5 supervisors individually gave me grief after accidentally calling 911. Fucking 1 button on the phone always stuck.

This is my own company, so no boss or anything to report to. Just accidentally pulled out the wrong card (they're both blue), and didn't realize it until she handed the card back to me.

2MuchMark 02-16-2011 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 17918357)
I pulled out the wrong card and bought a pizza for $13.99 using my business card. I know you're not supposed to mix personal and business expenses. What should I do? Forget about it? Put the money back in the business account?

You have lots of choices:

1. Submit the lunch as a business expense, even if you ate alone.

Or

2. Pay back your company by making a $13.99 payment to your business credit card. Give yourself a receipt from your company that you paid back the loan. Then go 1 step further and deduct this as an expense for your business.

or

3. Just give the bill to your account and let him or her work it out. It's not like it will make any big difference anyway.

CDSmith 02-16-2011 12:28 AM

Did you tell the person you were with what you do? Talk about business at all?

Did you wipe your nose with a restuarant-provided napkin while thinking about work?

If so, it was a business lunch.;

FlexxAeon 02-16-2011 12:28 AM

what kind of business is it? is it your business? if so it doesn't matter much. you can 'correct' the issue as some have suggested, but the IRS won't be repelling into your windows for it. if it's someone you work for, they can easily write it off as a business meal if you explain it to 'em

....just saw you mentioned it was your own company. as far as the tax man is concerned, you and the biz are one in the same. you're clear

The Porn Nerd 02-16-2011 12:36 AM

A fucking pizza? Wow - anal much? Whoops! Wrong question to ask on a porn board. :)

You only need to show receipts for expenses above a certain amount. $60 I think it is.

Fuck it, do like Shemp said: business lunch.

CYF 02-16-2011 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17918481)
Did you tell the person you were with what you do? Talk about business at all?

Did you wipe your nose with a restuarant-provided napkin while thinking about work?

If so, it was a business lunch.;

We did actually discuss business.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon (Post 17918482)
what kind of business is it? is it your business? if so it doesn't matter much. you can 'correct' the issue as some have suggested, but the IRS won't be repelling into your windows for it. if it's someone you work for, they can easily write it off as a business meal if you explain it to 'em

....just saw you mentioned it was your own company. as far as the tax man is concerned, you and the biz are one in the same. you're clear

Yeah, it's my own business for my online stuff. I was doing it as a "hobby" on prior years but now that I'm making more I set up an LLC last year, and this was the first food purchase... didn't really mean to use that card.

Pornopat 02-16-2011 12:40 AM

I did not realize business cards are worth so much. I get them at shows all the time.
Now I will be asking for them.

CDSmith 02-16-2011 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 17918495)
We did actually discuss business.

Cha ching.


Welcome to write-off city.

FlexxAeon 02-16-2011 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 17918495)
Yeah, it's my own business for my online stuff. I was doing it as a "hobby" on prior years but now that I'm making more I set up an LLC last year, and this was the first food purchase... didn't really mean to use that card.

yeah don't even worry. enjoy the pizza

u-Bob 02-16-2011 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 17918497)
I did not realize business cards are worth so much. I get them at shows all the time.
Now I will be asking for them.

:1orglaugh

V_RocKs 02-16-2011 02:58 AM

Do you plan to get audited?

CaptainHowdy 02-16-2011 03:01 AM

That's no mistake! I'm calling the internet police ...

k0nr4d 02-16-2011 03:03 AM

Just claim it as a business expense. You were entertaining clients... I even have my ps3 is written off because "I have to test websites on the web browser it uses".

seeandsee 02-16-2011 03:22 AM

Omg about what you worry, what can be bad about eating fucking pizza

ottopottomouse 02-16-2011 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 17918497)
I did not realize business cards are worth so much. I get them at shows all the time.
Now I will be asking for them.

:1orglaugh

Emil 02-16-2011 05:04 AM

Are you a politician?

Zyber 02-16-2011 05:09 AM

just book it as a personal expense, and reimburse your company with the same amount. However, don't add the reimbursement to your turnover. And also don't include the amount in your company's costs.

pristine 02-16-2011 05:21 AM

charge back.

Barry-xlovecam 02-16-2011 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 17918380)
turn yourself in

haha

8CHAR

Barefootsies 02-16-2011 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 17918365)
sounds like you had a business lunch ...


DWB 02-16-2011 06:40 AM

You are worried about a pizza? LOL

Dude, come sit through an audit with me.

IRS: So... you do what with cars?
Me: Not cars. Trannies... you know, transsexuals.
IRS: < awkward pause >
IRS: I see.
IRS: Well, you have a lot of unusual deductions.

irwin99 02-16-2011 06:43 AM

Is this thread for real?!?!?! LMAO

Fletch XXX 02-16-2011 06:43 AM

George Bush and John McCain charge way more than pizzas and get away with it LOL

LiveDose 02-16-2011 06:45 AM

Get a new identity and go underground...

IllTestYourGirls 02-16-2011 06:58 AM

I almost do this all the time. I have two different company cards and a personal card that are all the same color. I say write it off or write a check to your biz for the pizza.

NinjaSteve 02-16-2011 07:48 AM

I hope you don't go to jail.

NemesisEnforcer 02-16-2011 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 17918613)
I even have my ps3 is written off because "I have to test websites on the web browser it uses".

This reminds me of a discussion I had with my CPA a few years ago. He said, it?s ok to buy a plasma TV for the business and have it at home. I can write off the plasma TV but it becomes a gray area if I charge the business storage for having it in my house.

18teens 02-16-2011 08:29 AM

I say write it off as a business lunch. It goes under meals and entertainment on schedule C.

Juicy D. Links 02-16-2011 08:32 AM

I buy my underwear on biz card .... it is "Uniforms"

CyberHustler 02-16-2011 08:34 AM

links pulled

TurboAngel 02-16-2011 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 17918497)
I did not realize business cards are worth so much. I get them at shows all the time.
Now I will be asking for them.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

czarina 02-16-2011 08:41 AM

who's to say you weren't talking business while eating that pizza?

SmokeyTheBear 02-16-2011 08:43 AM

You just fucked up the whole american economy.. thanks alot..

carzygirls 02-16-2011 08:47 AM

hope pizza is worth the 3 years in the pokey...

fatfoo 02-16-2011 08:56 AM

You can include food as a business expense. It could be tax deductible. Good luck!

brassmonkey 02-16-2011 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 17918365)
sounds like you had a business lunch ...

:2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 17918380)
turn yourself in

:1orglaugh

op cracks me up!!!


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