What is the catch when a Korean girl...
 

Is supposedly willing to buy her own travel to come to the states, and swears she doesn't need to marry you...

I would really like to have a Korean woman come and be my housegirl, you know, but I ain't buying the travel or marrying her .... Can she even get into and stay in the states without some "help"?

I don't really think so... :error

"housegirl" What an all encompassing description. See if she has a sister for me.


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don't leave the used condom in the trash can...

Dream on Maxwell!

ah jeez, someone is off their meds again.

lol..you ordering a bride?

korean girls are generally hot, and loyal to their men.
that's my experience so far anyway

as far as getting into the usa, i think they waived the stiff visa requirements recently.

she definitely needs some papers from you stating you'll hire you or something

More requests from her may appear in the middle of your relationship.

Yeah, but if I "hire" her, I can't require the things I require without potential legal problems. Of course, harboring an illegal wouldn't be a great idea, either!! LoL

The look of them makes my balls expand :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Yeah nothing crazy
Just to suck cock and get everything ready when I'm leaving the house and maybe answer the phone if she can speak english :winkwink:

Of course, when they learn to speak it, they can also hear it and then they watch television and learn to be a real hell of a problem, right? :disgust

She'll just find a guy willing to marry her. When she doesn't return home one day you'll know her mission is accomplished.

What dating site did you meet her :pimp:pimp:pimp

Will my television still be here? :mad:

I predict disaster.

Here's why :

I can tell that you have these "expectations" of what you are going to
get out of this and that will be your undoing.

You are so hyped about getting this pussy that you are going to completely
ignore things that everyone else can see about this situation.

You are not ready yet for this. You need to get your mind on track.
Inviting some chick from another country to come be your live in whore is
a bad idea.

And it seems as though you expect no demands from this person which makes
me say you are not ready for this and maybe naive about females.

This lady knows that as soon as she shows you the pussy in the flesh her
demands will begin to be met. Therefore she need not make a single demand
of you now so that you will be "lulled to sleep" and when you wake up
she will be in your house.

Don't get me wrong you'll probably get some great pussy. Korean girls love to fuck.

Your tv will be there, she's not thinking about jacking your stuff.

Just wait till her mother moves in with her. And her grandmother, and uncles. And then the neighborhood cats start to vanish and everyone stares at you with suspicion.

If you don't mind the smell of cabbage, let her come on over. What's the worst that can happen?

You only live once man. Train wreck or not, roll with it.

[QUOTE=DirtyWhiteBoy;17922397]

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh at your new avatar !


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run as fast as you can

:1orglaugh

Sure, I expect some woman to pay for her own travel, come across the world and clean my house and not try to get ANYTHING out of me... I'm a complete noob with teh feemailz :1orglaugh

She wants your dog ................

I'll bet she's not even that hot....

:1orglaugh

But hey, you did ask the question, OK.

She's a dude?

you're wrong!

http://cuteoutfitsgalore.files.wordp...rl-beach03.jpg

work visa

Now we're talking :winkwink:

Yeah :1orglaugh I just can't imagine what her angle is
I know it's got to be something

I live in a hell of a racially diverse armpit of the nation here:

White alone - 35,521 (84.8%)
Hispanic - 3,460 (8.2%)
Black alone - 1,540 (3.4%)
Two or more races - 780 (1.7%)
Asian alone - 290 (0.6%)
American alone - 210 (0.4%)
Other race alone - 16 (0.05%)

http://sickler.mysbrforum.com/photos/l/jiItK3eh.jpg

Here's the catch.

South Korea is a frist world country. It's nothing like Thailand or Philippines. Most people have money to travel and with a South Korean passport you can travel everywhere without any problems (unlike Thailand and Philippine passports). She doesn't have to marry you or has to have a work permit to visit the US. She can just get a tourist visa stamp when she enters the country (she might need to show some money and a hotel booking). If she stays longer than the visa allows her she (and you) will be in trouble though.

when you have to resort to things like this & start viewing women like this then you know you have failed as a man!

just subscribe to some Korean channels like KBS and Arirang

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[QUOTE=L-Pink;17922414]Yea, this chick kept running into the bathroom to throw up. Turns out, she was pregnant. So we shot her a few more times along the way of her pregnancy.

You had me at Hello.

just do it! The worst that can happen is you marry her and live happily ever after!

Yea,

All te options presented arent all that bad...

1) she comes, you fall in love , you get married. sorta sucks but any man can wreck that no problem!

2) she comes, you fuck her a couple of times, and then she gets married to another man! I need not elaborate the benefits of this situation

3) she comes, she fucks, and becomes your 'house girl' o rly? sweet.

the only really bad option is

4) she comes, then her family moves in too ! :( Just put your balls back on and have her deported! Problem solved.