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$5 submissions 02-18-2011 02:18 AM

DWARVES may hold the cure to CANCER
 
Whatever shortcomings people ascribe to dwarves, a recent study on Ecuadorian little people might finally convince some bigoted members of the larger society to stop selling them short.

Source: http://tvnz.co.nz/health-news/dwarfs...r-cure-4034349

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For 22 years around 100 members of the Laron dwarfs community have been closely monitored by researchers from the University of Southern California, ABC reports.

They have discovered almost no cases of cancer or diabetes amongst the group, who all live in a remote village on the slopes of the Andes Mountains in the Loja province of southern Ecuador.

The Larons all suffer from mutated genes that lower their growth hormone activity, stunting their growth.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-18-2011 02:32 AM

Probably has more to do with their disconnection from real world consumer products, and their living off a natural human diet. I'd have to assume that a "remote" village in Ecuador isn't full of cigarette smokers, teflon frying pans, vehicle exhaust, yadda yadda yadda. Whatever other thousands of things are bringing our own impending doom.... :1orglaugh

Antonio 02-18-2011 02:39 AM

that's becaue nobody would sell them cigarettes :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-18-2011 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 17923763)
that's becaue nobody would sell them cigarettes :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Untapped market just waiting for exploitation... :1orglaugh

Actually they probably grow their own. They got smokers, I just know it...

Emil 02-18-2011 03:20 AM

We should grind them down and eat them like meatballs.

L-Pink 02-18-2011 04:30 AM

I'll take my chances at 6'2"


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$5 submissions 02-19-2011 04:09 AM

This story might have GIANT ramifications.

grumpy 02-19-2011 06:23 AM

its a small person

seeandsee 02-19-2011 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17923757)
Probably has more to do with their disconnection from real world consumer products, and their living off a natural human diet. I'd have to assume that a "remote" village in Ecuador isn't full of cigarette smokers, teflon frying pans, vehicle exhaust, yadda yadda yadda. Whatever other thousands of things are bringing our own impending doom.... :1orglaugh

agree, that is natural way of life, more life!

u-Bob 02-19-2011 06:39 AM




(it had to be done :) )

Ron Bennett 02-19-2011 07:07 AM

A feel-good story ... they don't hold the cure to cancer.

Put them in a place with lots of quickie marts, fast food places, traffic, liquor stores, high-speed internet, etc and see how they do ... if, as a whole, after a few decades, they still didn't get cancer, heart disease, etc, that would be something to get excited about.

To reiterate the point others have made, it's presumably their undeveloped environment along with "natural" living are the reasons for their good health.

Ron

DWB 02-19-2011 09:20 AM

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who all live in a remote village on the slopes of the Andes Mountains in the Loja province of southern Ecuador"
There is the reason. :2 cents:

Expose them to pollution, fast food, aspertame, cigarettes, endless medications, and lord knows what else we're taking in every day, and they'll get just as sick as the rest of us.

$5 submissions 02-19-2011 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 17926244)



(it had to be done :) )

It's off to beat cancer they go

CaptainHowdy 02-19-2011 07:16 PM

They never tried Splenda ...

BFT3K 02-19-2011 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Emil (Post 17923792)
We should grind them down and eat them like meatballs.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 02-19-2011 08:30 PM

Who would have guessed the Dwarves would go on to cure cancer..


Barry-xlovecam 02-19-2011 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Emil (Post 17923792)
We should grind them down and eat them like meatballs.

ROFLMAO :1orglaugh:upsidedow:1orglaugh

GatorB 02-20-2011 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Ron Bennett (Post 17926263)
A feel-good story ... they don't hold the cure to cancer.

Put them in a place with lots of quickie marts, fast food places, traffic, liquor stores, high-speed internet, etc and see how they do ... if, as a whole, after a few decades, they still didn't get cancer, heart disease, etc, that would be something to get excited about.

To reiterate the point others have made, it's presumably their undeveloped environment along with "natural" living are the reasons for their good health.

Ron

well then how come the regular sized people in the region get cancer?

Stef. 02-20-2011 07:40 AM

oh, the power of the ring is strong here.....
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borked 02-20-2011 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17928123)
well then how come the regular sized people in the region get cancer?

Nothing in the article suggests that is the case...

And to add, studying 100 isolated people for 22 years is worthy statistical data? Note the articel says
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They have discovered almost no cases of cancer or diabetes amongst the group
what does that mean? I'd say 2 would be 'almost no cases', but still, it's a 1:50 chance.

Using the same analysis, what would 100 random, non-smoking people in Iceland show up after studying them for 22 years?

I'd hazard a guess that it's "almost no cases of cancer or diabetes"

donkevlar 02-20-2011 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 17923739)
Whatever shortcomings people ascribe to dwarves, a recent study on Ecuadorian little people might finally convince some bigoted members of the larger society to stop selling them short.

Source: http://tvnz.co.nz/health-news/dwarfs...r-cure-4034349

And start selling them... for.. MILLIONS! MUHAHAHA.

$5 submissions 02-20-2011 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 17928677)
And start selling them... for.. MILLIONS! MUHAHAHA.

mini-me? :winkwink:


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