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Sly 02-20-2011 06:15 PM

What to get a 90 year old?
 
Great grandma turns 90 soon. She is Irish and likes Irish things. Aside from that, I haven't the slightest clue. Doesn't really have any hobbies or anything like that. Has Siamese cat.

I was thinking something Irish though. Suggestions?

iwantchixx 02-20-2011 06:17 PM

stein of irish brew?

BittieBucks Eric 02-20-2011 06:24 PM

A sack of potatoes?

L-Pink 02-20-2011 06:37 PM

Spend some TIME with her. The best gift you can give.


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alias 02-20-2011 06:49 PM

Get her a shillelagh.

http://www.appalachianhistory.net/wp...shillelagh.jpg

She can use it on the cat if it gets out of line.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shillelagh_(club)

BJ 02-20-2011 06:50 PM

for ideas http://www.shopirish.com/

Vendzilla 02-20-2011 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17929289)
Spend some TIME with her. The best gift you can give.


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Best idea you can use!
Just spend some time with her, anything she really needs or wants, she probably already has, at 90, it's not about material things.
Find a nice place to take her to dinner and have a conversaion with her, let her know thats she's loved!

tony286 02-20-2011 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17929369)
Best idea you can use!
Just spend some time with her, anything she really needs or wants, she probably already has, at 90, it's not about material things.
Find a nice place to take her to dinner and have a conversaion with her, let her know thats she's loved!

amen brother:thumbsup

CDSmith 02-20-2011 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17929289)
Spend some TIME with her. The best gift you can give.


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Ding ding. Winner. :thumbsup

It's either that, or, old people can never use too much soap. You could get her a bar of Irish Spring.

If you want to kill two birds with one stone then give her a sponge bath while spending time with her, and use the soap. :pimp

martinsc 02-20-2011 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17929289)
Spend some TIME with her. The best gift you can give.


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:2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup

glowlite 02-20-2011 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17929289)
Spend some TIME with her. The best gift you can give.

:thumbsup

Chosen 02-20-2011 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17929289)
Spend some TIME with her. The best gift you can give.


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:2 cents:

Spunky 02-20-2011 10:53 PM

Little soaps from Bath and Beyond

Agent 488 02-20-2011 10:54 PM

matlock: the criterion collection.

cosis 02-20-2011 11:05 PM

Spending time with her gotta be #1

Seth Manson 02-21-2011 12:31 AM

give her a leprechaun

XSV 02-21-2011 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17929289)
Spend some TIME with her. The best gift you can give.


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This and add a bottle of Jameson or Bushmills, she will do at least one shot with you if she is really Irish and if she does two you will hear some stories you've never heard before, it will be well worth the time and money, really priceless. Think about what this lady has seen in her lifetime.

I've never met anyone of Irish descent that didn't appreciate a shot of Irish Whiskey on their birthday. :thumbsup

Paul Markham 02-21-2011 03:58 AM

Another vote for.

Quote:

Spend some TIME with her. The best gift you can give.

TurboAngel 02-21-2011 05:57 AM

I must agree spend time with her on her B-Day.

DangerX !!! 02-21-2011 05:58 AM

I would go with flowers and chocolates.

u-Bob 02-21-2011 05:59 AM

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/arc...lestripper.gif

Sly 02-21-2011 06:41 AM

Oh Christ sometimes y'all are worthless. Spend time with her? Ya think?!

Fletch XXX 02-21-2011 06:47 AM

do what I did, dig out some old photos of hers that are messed up and have them retouched, fixed up and framed - thats what I did for mine before they passed. In my case it was old photos from her wedding, a few had been messed up, so I fixed them and now they on wall... in my opinion people that age dont care for "things" but they love memories.

CaptainHowdy 02-21-2011 06:47 AM

A bodhrán recital ...

loreen 02-21-2011 06:54 AM

A massage?
From a gigolo? :)

RuthB 02-21-2011 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 17930036)
do what I did, dig out some old photos of hers that are messed up and have them retouched, fixed up and framed - thats what I did for mine before they passed. In my case it was old photos from her wedding, a few had been messed up, so I fixed them and now they on wall... in my opinion people that age dont care for "things" but they love memories.

Great idea! :thumbsup

though I like loreen's idea too :winkwink: :1orglaugh

BFT3K 02-21-2011 09:31 AM

Get her that silencer she's always wanted...

http://extremepeaks.co.uk/wp-content...0with20gun.jpg

The Heron 02-21-2011 09:37 AM

An 80 year old and some viagra?

Scott McD 02-21-2011 09:40 AM

Get her an iPad haha!

seeandsee 02-21-2011 09:47 AM

buy her a buzz

rhizome 02-21-2011 09:56 AM

A Power of Attorney Kit

ottopottomouse 02-21-2011 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seth manson (Post 17929734)
give her a leprechaun

+ 1

AJHall 02-21-2011 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 17930036)
do what I did, dig out some old photos of hers that are messed up and have them retouched, fixed up and framed - thats what I did for mine before they passed. In my case it was old photos from her wedding, a few had been messed up, so I fixed them and now they on wall... in my opinion people that age dont care for "things" but they love memories.

Great idea. Check out kodakgallery.com, you can have the photos made into a book or album.

Marcus 02-21-2011 01:13 PM

Add in some some really comfy socks with your gift. My mom loves when I get her soft microfiber socks. Maybe they have some with an irish theme. One size fits all and they feel good on your feet especially when the weather is cold.

GatorB 02-21-2011 02:24 PM

a coffin

MetaMan 02-21-2011 02:29 PM

A smarter grandson.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-21-2011 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17929256)

Great grandma turns 90 soon. She is Irish and likes Irish things. Aside from that, I haven't the slightest clue. Doesn't really have any hobbies or anything like that. Has Siamese cat.

I was thinking something Irish though. Suggestions?

Depends...

http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/...diaper-ads.jpg

ADG

kristin 02-21-2011 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17929447)
Ding ding. Winner. :thumbsup

It's either that, or, old people can never use too much soap. You could get her a bar of Irish Spring.

If you want to kill two birds with one stone then give her a sponge bath while spending time with her, and use the soap. :pimp

Line crossed. ; )

kristin 02-21-2011 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17931133)
A smarter grandson.

That made me LOL.

ilovenaps 02-21-2011 03:18 PM

Mikey, he'll eat anything.

Time and the picture idea are probably the best real ideas.

czarina 02-21-2011 03:19 PM

single malt whiskey?

HomerSimpson 02-21-2011 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17931209)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

2012 02-22-2011 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17930376)
Get her that silencer she's always wanted...

http://extremepeaks.co.uk/wp-content...0with20gun.jpg

exactly, just got that for nana

John-ACWM 02-22-2011 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17930376)
Get her that silencer she's always wanted...

http://extremepeaks.co.uk/wp-content...0with20gun.jpg

Reminds of the younger Helen Mirren.


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