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dropped9 02-21-2011 11:52 PM

Honest ANSWER wanted! Why do women...
 
Why do women become icey tombs of cobwebs once they have children? How can a firey sex craved beast turn into a fucking dead door knob?

Please explain.

CYF 02-21-2011 11:55 PM

she just wanted to trap you.

dropped9 02-21-2011 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 17932316)
she just wanted to trap you.

No shit. Thats what it feels like..........

d-null 02-21-2011 11:57 PM

read up on hormones and the endocrine system

dropped9 02-21-2011 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 17932319)
read up on hormones and the endocrine system

url please?????

Rochard 02-22-2011 12:00 AM

The problem isn't your women, it's you. She wanted you back then because you had a decent sized cock and it turned her on; Now she's got you by the balls, you know it, and your cock is one third the size of what it was when you first met her.

I'm forty-two and still banging daily.

dropped9 02-22-2011 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17932325)
The problem isn't your women, it's you. She wanted you back then because you had a decent sized cock and it turned her on; Now she's got you by the balls, you know it, and your cock is one third the size of what it was when you first met her.

I'm forty-two and still banging daily.

o rly???? did you have penis implant to correct said problem?

BJ 02-22-2011 12:09 AM

women are not attracted to fat slobs

2012 02-22-2011 12:11 AM

she found out you were selling sigs on gfy and her insides dried up like a dead raisin

carzygirls 02-22-2011 12:17 AM

this is why...

your balls smell daily, you fart in bed and laugh about it, you never have anything witty to say, you likely have an imprint of patterned seat cusion on your ass...

Why would this girl be with you?

papill0n 02-22-2011 12:22 AM

your wife doesn't love you anymore

d-null 02-22-2011 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dropped9 (Post 17932322)
url please?????

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libido

dropped9 02-22-2011 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carzygirls (Post 17932357)
this is why...

your balls smell daily, you fart in bed and laugh about it, you never have anything witty to say, you likely have an imprint of patterned seat cusion on your ass...

Why would this girl be with you?


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

2012 02-22-2011 12:24 AM

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf...ckigo1_500.png

Antonio 02-22-2011 12:54 AM

trade her in and upgrade to a younger model

Seth Manson 02-22-2011 01:13 AM

You probably arent near as much of an asshole or prick as you used to be.

Women dont want to fuck nice guys.

Bill8 02-22-2011 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dropped9 (Post 17932315)
Why do women become icey tombs of cobwebs once they have children? How can a firey sex craved beast turn into a fucking dead door knob?

Please explain.

Social programming and brain change.

She has moved from one social role to another. This happens all the time, and people move thru a sequence of roles, driven by age, life events, and breeding state.

You move thru those roles too, and your brain state changes as well.

Our society has very fucked up role definitions, and one of the fucked up parts is that most women are programmed with a role state in which motherhood is non-sexual.

You have to learn how to trigger her into different role states, but, it is not easy, and all the social forces and media signals around her will be constantly pushing back into a nonsexual mother role state.

Feels like shit, don't it. My first wife and I broke up because of it.

Seth Manson 02-22-2011 01:19 AM

Shove it in her ass and teach her what her new social role is. Smack that bitch up.

Seth Manson 02-22-2011 01:20 AM

Make that bitch respect the fucking cock. What the hell is wrong with you?

Seth Manson 02-22-2011 01:24 AM

I gotta call up some bitch now and make her suck my cock just because of this thread. Be back tomorrow.

2012 02-22-2011 01:30 AM

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

lilith_pet 02-22-2011 01:33 AM

This has nothing to do with children dude
Think it over
My sis is still a *firey sex craved beast*, and she has 2 kids

Seth Manson 02-22-2011 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilith_pet (Post 17932454)
This has nothing to do with children dude
Think it over
My sis is still a *firey sex craved beast*, and she has 2 kids

You fuck your sister?

Seth Manson 02-22-2011 01:35 AM

^^^ thats some kinky shit right there

lilith_pet 02-22-2011 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17932455)
You fuck your sister?

Like I knew it was coming :1orglaugh
Continue fantasizing:1orglaugh

Bill8 02-22-2011 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilith_pet (Post 17932454)
This has nothing to do with children dude
Think it over
My sis is still a *firey sex craved beast*, and she has 2 kids

Statistically, every population almost always follows a bell curve, meaning that out of every thousand women there will be a percentage at either end of the curve, but the majority of the women will fall somewhere within the bulk, the "bell" of the curve.

And, your sister might be lying. People lie about their sex lives all the time, and in my experience those who talk the most about it are often doing it the least, and are often the worst at it.

Not always, of course - this too tends to sort out as a bell curve.

In any case, advice or commentary from the ends of the bell curve is typically useless for those in the middle of the bell curve.

But, the OP's case is fairly typical, and you will see and read about thousands of variations on this basic theme. It's one of the most common complaints about marriage and childbearing.

CDSmith 02-22-2011 03:00 AM

Easy. After having kids a lot of wives trot out the old "Not in front of the children" mentality, which quickly mutates into the "Never, because even if the kids aren't nearby they might come home" mentality

which then later, after several dozen fights and you all but on your knees begging for a toss, it transmutes into "Oh alright, I just don't feel like it so it's not gonna happen. THERE, I said it!" mentality. Anyone who thinks kids and the hormonal changes that come from having them isn't part of the equation just doesn't know what they're talking about.

Marriage counselling,
take her to her doctor and ask him/her about it,
divorce,
put up with it (which comes with the option of having an affair).
Or you could try spiking her morning swig of fridgid bitch juice with some sort of aphrodisiac.

Those are your choices.


Good luck with it.

BJ 02-22-2011 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17932532)

Those are your choices.


Good luck with it.

You forgot cheating, but unfortunately for headless it would have to be with a blind prostitute.

CDSmith 02-22-2011 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BJ (Post 17932547)
You forgot cheating, but unfortunately for headless it would have to be with a blind prostitute.

Uh, read the choices again hoss.


















hint: affair = cheating

mlove 02-22-2011 03:33 AM

because you aren't attractive.

ottopottomouse 02-22-2011 07:25 AM

The postman doesn't think she's a fucking dead door knob.

CaptainHowdy 02-22-2011 07:30 AM

The baby is now the penis ...

BlackCrayon 02-22-2011 07:37 AM

who knows. did she gain weight? could be she hates her body now..

BlackCrayon 02-22-2011 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17932325)
The problem isn't your women, it's you. She wanted you back then because you had a decent sized cock and it turned her on; Now she's got you by the balls, you know it, and your cock is one third the size of what it was when you first met her.

I'm forty-two and still banging daily.

yet you jizz all over the little girls like ariel here. can't be that happy.

Grapesoda 02-22-2011 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17932325)

I'm forty-two and still banging daily.



does your wife know??? :1orglaugh

Agent 488 02-22-2011 07:39 AM

you are on my ignore list so i'll just throw out an answer: "because you are a disgusting slob?"

PornoMonster 02-22-2011 07:44 AM

Self conscious of their bodies.
Postpartum depression
Many reasons, time for you to turn up the romance!

cherrylula 02-22-2011 08:11 AM

you guys really want to know why?

It's because babies and kids suck the life out of you! At the end of the day after changing diapers and dealing with crying baby needing you every second you want to fall over. Or you want booze and drugs and can't have them because you are a responsible mom.

Try taking the kids for a day, or take them to a sitter for the weekend. Take her on a cruise without them. Now if she is still a cunt that's your problem. ha ha

My point in life, I don't comprehend how people have more than one kid and stay happily married! How do you find more time in your day to deal with another human? One husband, one kid, that's enough for me! Some of us women like sex and still want to fit it in. LOL

BlackCrayon 02-22-2011 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 17933007)
you guys really want to know why?

It's because babies and kids suck the life out of you! At the end of the day after changing diapers and dealing with crying baby needing you every second you want to fall over. Or you want booze and drugs and can't have them because you are a responsible mom.

Try taking the kids for a day, or take them to a sitter for the weekend. Take her on a cruise without them. Now if she is still a cunt that's your problem. ha ha

My point in life, I don't comprehend how people have more than one kid and stay happily married! How do you find more time in your day to deal with another human? One husband, one kid, that's enough for me! Some of us women like sex and still want to fit it in. LOL

this is assuming all of the child rearing duties are on the mother. this is not how it should be. duties should be shared.

u-Bob 02-22-2011 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 17932403)
trade her in and upgrade to a younger model

or 2 younger models :)

C-Luv 02-22-2011 08:22 AM

She is just not into you anymore plus her kids are more important to her the you. Sorry if the truth hurts just providing you with the honest truth.

Machete_ 02-22-2011 08:26 AM

once you have children - it's all over for you

all of your dreams are done. you will never accomplish your dreams. your mission is now to raise a child.

if you have dreams, do not have kids.

cherrylula 02-22-2011 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 17933015)
this is assuming all of the child rearing duties are on the mother. this is not how it should be. duties should be shared.

Even when they are shared. It just doesn't balance out. And sometimes Dad has to do work too! Plus babies, young especially, want their Mommies. It's NEVER going to be how you think it is. That's the truth.

And men can't breast feed. :1orglaugh

again, kids suck the life out of you. :Oh crap

cherrylula 02-22-2011 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C-Luv (Post 17933024)
She is just not into you anymore plus her kids are more important to her the you. Sorry if the truth hurts just providing you with the honest truth.

yeah or this answer! :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 02-22-2011 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 17933035)
And men can't breast feed. :1orglaugh

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pw_b4_JUNv...iro_breast.jpg

ottopottomouse 02-22-2011 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17933126)
Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 17933035)
men can't breast feed. :1orglaugh

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pw_b4_JUNv...iro_breast.jpg

That was the first thing I thought of :1orglaugh

Bill8 02-22-2011 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 17933007)
you guys really want to know why?

It's because babies and kids suck the life out of you! At the end of the day after changing diapers and dealing with crying baby needing you every second you want to fall over. Or you want booze and drugs and can't have them because you are a responsible mom.

Try taking the kids for a day, or take them to a sitter for the weekend. Take her on a cruise without them. Now if she is still a cunt that's your problem. ha ha

My point in life, I don't comprehend how people have more than one kid and stay happily married! How do you find more time in your day to deal with another human? One husband, one kid, that's enough for me! Some of us women like sex and still want to fit it in. LOL

A powerful force. Taking care of kids, especially infants, sucks the life out of you.

And one of the triggers pressing a large percentage of women into a mental and social role in which fucking the husband becomes lower priority.

Like I said, the role and brain changes affect both men and women.

The odd thing about that is that it does seem counter-productive. Just when the woman most needs the man to be bonded to her, she treats him like a mere friend whose only value is his money, not his love.

punker barbie 02-22-2011 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dropped9 (Post 17932315)
Why do women become icey tombs of cobwebs once they have children? How can a firey sex craved beast turn into a fucking dead door knob?

Please explain.

my guess is because they are too tired from chasing children around, daily house chores, cooking, and possibly holding down a jobby job.

the last thing on my mind would be sexing up the hubby if i had to do all that lol

dropped9 02-22-2011 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BJ (Post 17932547)
You forgot cheating, but unfortunately for headless it would have to be with a blind prostitute.

HAHAHA Talk about being blind. Re-read the choices again troll.

Get your eyes checked asshole.

dropped9 02-22-2011 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BJ (Post 17932547)
You forgot cheating, but unfortunately for headless it would have to be with a blind prostitute.

Talk about self pwnage.... hahahaha


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