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Si 02-22-2011 03:43 PM

MOVIE - Stone - You'd have to be StoneD to watch this shit!
 
Warning!

The movie Stone, fucking sucks!

Worst movie I have ever seen with Robert Dinero in. Wasn't expecting a thrilling ride from it but atleast something interesting.

Norton sucked aswell, worst role I have ever seen him in.

2 Great actors, totally flawed movie..

The only plus point was seeing Milla Jovich topless and that was a let down to, she's got terrible tits :upsidedow

Avoid this one! if you do want to watch it, rent it. You would need a labotomy if you buy it.

Some recent movies I've seen that were worth watching

Perrier's Bounty - Irish dark comedy about a guy being hunted down for a debt he owes to a gang member. May not be for everyone but I enjoyed it.

The Oxford Murders - Not the best but was kind of like the da vinci code mixed with C.S.I. (or something along them lines)

The Ghost Writer - Pretty interesting film, good plot. Was a watch once movie though.

Takers - great action movie, really enjoyed it. Nice mix of talent aswell made it interesting.

Persius 02-22-2011 03:48 PM

Saw this stoned and stone still sucked! :pimp:mad::mad::mad:

Si 02-22-2011 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius (Post 17934117)
Saw this stoned and stone still sucked! :pimp:mad::mad::mad:

LOL!

:upsidedow

leg4 02-22-2011 06:22 PM

Watch the STONEd age... you'll enjoy it.

bronco67 02-22-2011 07:23 PM

If a movie has:

Channing Tatum
Milla Jovovich
Nicholas Cage(anything other than Wild at heart)

its safe to assume it will suck. Use this post as a future reference.

leg4 02-22-2011 11:47 PM

Valley Girl did not suck. Your posts now mean nothing to me.

sandman! 02-23-2011 04:19 AM

so im guessing you did not like the 5th element ?


Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17934560)
If a movie has:

Channing Tatum
Milla Jovovich
Nicholas Cage(anything other than Wild at heart)

its safe to assume it will suck. Use this post as a future reference.


Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-23-2011 04:24 AM

I was stoned while I watched it, or what I watched of it. Turned it off to play BlackOps. I been doing that with a lot of movies lately... "Oh this sucks, time for BlackOps..." 1orglaugh

Takers was a really good movie. Got them in the same shot actually. Takers good, Stone I hardly even remember what was going on...

Si 02-23-2011 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17935136)
I was stoned while I watched it, or what I watched of it. Turned it off to play BlackOps. I been doing that with a lot of movies lately... "Oh this sucks, time for BlackOps..." 1orglaugh

Takers was a really good movie. Got them in the same shot actually. Takers good, Stone I hardly even remember what was going on...

:thumbsup

Si 02-23-2011 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17934560)
If a movie has:

Channing Tatum
Milla Jovovich
Nicholas Cage(anything other than Wild at heart)

its safe to assume it will suck. Use this post as a future reference.

Generally yeah, but

Fighting was pretty good, And The Bad Lieutenant was OK.

BlackCrayon 02-23-2011 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leg4 (Post 17934462)
Watch the STONEd age... you'll enjoy it.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VXNWSr1UpT...ned%2Bage2.JPG

seeandsee 02-23-2011 08:36 AM

1st movie whit robert de niro?!?

Si 02-23-2011 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 17935480)
1st movie whit robert de niro?!?

No,

Worst movie with Robert De Niro,

I know I spelt it wrong, I always have for some reason it's like OCD. :upsidedow

Caligari 02-23-2011 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17934560)
If a movie has:

Channing Tatum
Milla Jovovich
Nicholas Cage(anything other than Wild at heart)

its safe to assume it will suck. Use this post as a future reference.

Dude you mean you didn't like Cage in the remake of Wicker Man:1orglaugh

But seriously-
Bringing Out The Dead
Bad Lieutenant New Orleans
Lord Of War
Face Off
Leaving Las Vegas

cwd 02-23-2011 09:06 AM

Just watched Dinner for Shmucks...THAT was the worst movie I have seen in a looooong time... and I was stoned!

bronco67 02-23-2011 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si (Post 17935399)
Generally yeah, but

Fighting was pretty good, And The Bad Lieutenant was OK.

I'd have to disagree on Fighting...not the movie itself. Channing Tatum is like a piece of wood. Actually a piece of wood has more soul than that dude.

but, I do want to see The Eagle, because it got semi-decent reviews, and I'm a sucker for sword and sandal flicks.

Si 02-23-2011 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17935571)
I'd have to disagree on Fighting...not the movie itself. Channing Tatum is like a piece of wood. Actually a piece of wood has more soul than that dude.

but, I do want to see The Eagle, because it got semi-decent reviews, and I'm a sucker for sword and sandal flicks.

Yeah you're right he isn't a very good actor.

Movie could have been a lot better with someone else playing that role.

The Eagle does look good! looks pretty similar to Centurion which I watched a few weeks ago, that was pretty good to!

bronco67 02-23-2011 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si (Post 17935608)
Yeah you're right he isn't a very good actor.

Movie could have been a lot better with someone else playing that role.

I have a Channing Tatum blocker built into my brain, where it basically substitutes his zero-charisma and his acting performance with a mental image of Christian Bale

how about the Puerto Rican chick in that Fighting movie... Hot.

Si 02-23-2011 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17935762)
I have a Channing Tatum blocker built into my brain, where it basically substitutes his zero-charisma and his acting performance with a mental image of Christian Bale

how about the Puerto Rican chick in that Fighting movie... Hot.

:1orglaugh

Yeah she is certainly hot! Columbian girl actually.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1748489/

http://m.blog.hu/ce/celebvids/image/...zly_Park-2.jpg

Oh yeah, I watched "The Fighter" recently aswell that was really good! Bale done an excellent job. The fight scenes were a little poorly done but can't really expect much more without Mark and the other actors actually beating the shit out of eachover.

bronco67 02-23-2011 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si (Post 17935794)
:1orglaugh

Yeah she is certainly hot! Columbian girl actually.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1748489/

http://m.blog.hu/ce/celebvids/image/...zly_Park-2.jpg

Oh yeah, I watched "The Fighter" recently aswell that was really good! Bale done an excellent job. The fight scenes were a little poorly done but can't really expect much more without Mark and the other actors actually beating the shit out of eachover.

I heard that Christian Bale was the only reason to see that movie.

BTW, all Columbian girls look like that.

Si 02-23-2011 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17935802)
I heard that Christian Bale was the only reason to see that movie.

BTW, all Columbian girls look like that.

It was good!

Better move to Columbia then :upsidedow

cooldude7 02-23-2011 11:48 AM

i m already stoned,


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